Didn't work so well, did it?

Look, we all know that he's too pimply to pick up pussy on his own, and too poor to purchase it after his late night shift at Pathmark. Which is why he comes here to vent his frustrations.

If the Republicans and Libertardians want to act as surrogates to this sexually frustrated sap and engage him, that's their business, not mine. Anyway, the courts say that sort of thing is legal now, so let 'em have at it.

Right BDM? (How's that foot, BTW?)