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Originally Posted By: have2cit
I thought Padover was a wino.
She wasn't drinking that, just about to check if her gag reflex was still gone.
P.S. Sorry Pipe, if I could take listening to fat chicks yappin, I'd prolly get laid more often.
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The gist would be that Jenna Presley was, allegedly, a hardcore coke head escort whore who found that Christianity is closer to salvation than doing privates and video duties.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
[quote=Generizer]Last night Tasty looking. Is drinking OK since your stroke? Not baiting or anything. Just curious.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
How ya been, P?
Had my first alcoholic beverage a month and a half ago. One is fine... second should be okay at least an hour later. Too many in a short period of time could spike blood pressure. Need to avoid that for about a year.
But I'm alright. Doing cognitive therapy. Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words. Even better yet I don't notice them myself a lot.
Pain is gone and spasticity is gone for the most part. All is well so far. It's been 6 1/2 months now. Fastest half year of my life, all a blur for the most part. No drinking needed! :-P
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words.
I guess this would be the perfect time for a come back scene for Meatholes or Facial Abuse.
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Glad you're feeling better Gen. Went to the local pizza place last night for some music and a few beers. The surprise of the day was my friend getting a bottle of Kesslers and then us mixing a drink on the way back from the store. I had a Kesslers and 7up. I had never had Kesslers before. That's some smooth tasty shit. I bought a bottle of 1800 tequila at the advice of a young dude in the store. Got a feeling I'm going to regret it.
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
[quote=Generizer]Last night Tasty looking. Is drinking OK since your stroke? Not baiting or anything. Just curious.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Bottle of Glenmorangie, will tip one for Johannes Floofinberg later tonight. Then one for h2c, finally I'll mix one with some peach wine for Ronnie's niece, The Butterface.
How ya been, P?
Had my first alcoholic beverage a month and a half ago. One is fine... second should be okay at least an hour later. Too many in a short period of time could spike blood pressure. Need to avoid that for about a year.
But I'm alright. Doing cognitive therapy. Speech is nearly perfect unless I'm nervous, frustrated, under pressure or trying to rush. Then I stutter like an idiot, say wrong words, make no sense or struggle to find the right words. Even better yet I don't notice them myself a lot.
Pain is gone and spasticity is gone for the most part. All is well so far. It's been 6 1/2 months now. Fastest half year of my life, all a blur for the most part. No drinking needed! :-P
I'd never heard that booze spiked blood pressure. I'd think the opposite, being a relaxant. But doctor advice trumps. Glad to hear you're doing better.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'd never heard that booze spiked blood pressure. I'd think the opposite, being a relaxant. But doctor advice trumps. Glad to hear you're doing better.
Too many in a short period of time can acts as the reverse.The stroke was a bleeding stroke (hemorrhagic) and they were more concern of any spike in blood pressure would trigger another and with thin blood from drinking result in more bleeding than what could likely be easier to prevent from worsening should another happen. It's more of a precaution thing. So gotta be a good girl for the first year. Been eating more red meat to get the LDL's back up.
Made some fantastic beef jerky the other day with a homemade korean bulgogi marinade. I put some sake in it for the heck of it.
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I got fired yesterday so I was going to go drinking to wash away the misery. I got hired today so I think I am gonna go drink to celebrate. I am the only dude on the floor at the new spot. And the oldest gal is 27. It's delightful....
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I got a big fat $26 T-Bone I'm grilling up tonight to celebrate Father's Day. I convinced my lil boy to try a piece of steak for my Father's Day present. I'll be having 2 - 22oz bottles of Beck's during my dinner and True Blood. Lets hope HBO gives father's every where a present of tons of nudity tonight.
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Is that worth it for a steak and would a preparation which doesn't involve bloody English cooking hold up in your eyes?
There are various regular qualities, some organic ones and then there's dry-aged organic stuff which is outrageously priced in comparison. I didn't try the top stuff yet; the other qualities tasted better the more expensive it was. Shocking and all that.
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I'll respond in AWOP's "Cooking Tonight" thread so I don't disrupt the booze talk.
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My girl got mad at me last nite because I was mocking the new Miller beer bong carb thing. I think I may have said "like I'd drink beer in a can" or some such snobby snit. That turned into how they put twisted teas and such in cans now. I said I'd drink that from a can because it's not really beer...it's more of a pop. Worse than Hitler, I was.
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thug kitchen blackberry bourbon for me and vodka cranberry with strawberry for the wife. we're both happy, but me secretly because she requested vodka, and is therefore not helping to empty my bourbon bottle..
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I had 2 water bottles full of Tropicana's Strawberry/Orange/Banana juice and rum while mowing and grilling, then 3-4 beers while eating and sitting around.
Fist attempt at corn on the cob on the grill was bad. Better luck next time.
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I thought you were a fan of the fist attempt?
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I tied one on pretty good Saturday night. Started w/ Bacardi and Coke about 6PM and finished up at 4AM drinking pints. Longest drinking binge in a while w/o the help of illegal drugs. Sweating like a pig in a suit and tie, I only had to stop for a piss 2x.
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Black Sabbath concert today. Gonna be lots of beer in the parking lot.
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is this considered legit moonshine?. i was forced into beach time with the family last week so i grabbed a few jars and this stuff is dangerously easy to drink.
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They keep a few jars of that stuff on the counter of my local liquor store, to try and rope people as an impulse purchase. Same w/ Crystal Skull vodka.
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The micro- distllery movement seems to be going in two different directions. The ultra high end like 44 Degrees North and Dry Fly...local to me, plus their empties make great bongs. The other is the non- aged but highish end shine. I'm not sure how they are able to use the term "moonshine". I understood that it was like "bong" in the headshop world.
The few different legal shines I've had were OK...not horribly strong, but didn't have much flavor. But it's genius marketing.
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Which was better: Apple Pie or TritoneBerry?
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yeah it's legitimized shine. feds don't care what you call it, long as they excise their tax. the really good flavored stuff is actually distilled from the fruit. not flavored with it afterwards. a buddy made a run using our areas fresh peaches and it was incredibly smooth.
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I thought I remembered one of the guys on Moonshine saying the word was verboten. Seemed strange, but rules like that are so stupid they seem believable.
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yeah i figured it wasn't quite legit but that's my only shot at getting anything close to it around here.
@jerky.the pie had alot of flavor...almost too much. the tri-berry was smooth with just enough burn to keep you from getting the booze sweats. i'd start with the apple though.
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I knew you'd appreciate that. that stuff doesn't suck is all I'm sayin. it's far from life changing and it won't be the best you've ever had but its a solid ride.
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If you find any form of booze "life changing," then there's a lot of things in your life what need changing that booze simply won't rectify. If it'll make my day suck less, I'm happy.
Edited by J.B. (08/19/1305:58 PM) Edit Reason: All this talk about pipsqueak made me want to add a comma.
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Hung out last night with Gypsy, her girl forever Skillzz, my ex bf from when I was 23, and 'Gia's Mope's' good friend. It was a great evening of conversation, burlesque, tits, pole dancers, Guiness, vodka, and Pernod absinthe.
Then on the walk home, Skillzz points to a house as her favorite. The same house I loved at first sight so much upon discovering on my walk TO the bar, I had to take a pic.
Shot of no name vs cognac (to steady those nerves).
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