The Chairman Of The Board


Invented the german suplex, even when he was nearing his golden years he wasn't someone you'd want to fuck with



Ionki is the definition of bad mother fucker
that weight ring dance he does may look gay as hell but say to his face you'd probably get a palm strike into another area code.

As far as I'm concerned there can only be one chairman of the board.

where would wrestling be without those folding metal chairs?.

Oh the wooden folding ones from the 80's were great. Hit the guy stiff enough and the thing would splinter. Then you got multiple weapons to stab the fucker with.

I give you the Magnum TA/Tully Blanchard Steel Cage "I Quit" match from Starrcade 1985. That Jezebel, Baby Doll, threw a wooden chair into the cage and it became as big a part of the match as either of the wrestlers.

I can remember the first time I saw that promo when I was 10 years old on a Saturday afternoon. I touched his hand on the TV screen.

Dusty is the all-time fucking king. There's a retired T-shirt on YouCan'tTeeMe that has his polkadotted outline and a speech bubble that says "It's clubberin' time" that I would absolutely love to have in my collection. Who would have thunk that an overweight Texan who talks like an effeminate black man would be such a popular gimmick.

That nigga can work a mic.

When the boss wants brain dead meatheads only, you get those horrible scripted promos. Dusty fucked up 3+ times in that promo, and it don't matter. It was moving, it was powerful, it made a point, it sold the match, it sold the PPV, it made you want to see him break Ric Flair. Any wrestler that hasn't watched that promo enough to have it memorized isn't putting in the work necessary to be successful.

In preparation for launching their network, the WWE has finally made a deal for the largest library of wrestling video not under their control. They reached an agreement, with Bill Watts ex wife to purchase the Mid-South/UWF library. She was awarded the archive in the divorce.

Plans are already in motion for a documentary, as well as DVDs immortalizing Ted DiBiase, Junkyard Dog, and Duggan. There is some good Jake Roberts footage too.

Who owns the old Championship Wrestling From Florida/NWA/Jim Crockett Productions stuff with Gordon Solie? That stuff ought to be gold.

Vince owns it. He got the Crockett and Georgia Championship stuff when he bought WCW. The Florida stuff he bought from Mike Graham, coinciding with Eddie Graham going in the Hall of Fame. Same with the World Class Championship Wrestling (Von Erich) and AWA (Gange). He bought all those around the time he launched the WWE 24/7 PPV channel. Now that he is going with a full network, they need all the content they can get.

I forget if it has been mentioned here, but the Tennessee Lawler/Jarret Mid Southern promotion has next to no tapes. Lawler being so cheap and only caring about getting to next weeks payday, they taped over shows regularly.

No one but no one did promos like ECW.

The Deadspin wrasslin coverage is pretty good. I like the personal stories about washed-up dudes...

http://deadspin.com/5917834/goldust-stays-in-character-at-toys-r-us-more-wrestler-run+ins

Just booked tickets to Extreme Uprising in Philly. Front row seats, early entry, and Q&A session with Perry Saturn, Shane Douglas, The Sandman, and a mystery person being announced tomorrow.

Front row gonna be cool, but I gotta watch out my big sarcastic mouth don't get me hit.

Fuck yeah, Jerk-you-reese. I wish we still had local shows here.

In other new, TNA has officially terminated Ric Flair. What a horrible run. Talk about phoning it in. His run consisted of him claiming he fucked a horse, getting half-naked and bleeding a bunch, cutting incomprehensible promos, getting iced by his fratfuck-fourchan cohorts, and having a pretty entertaining woo-off with Jay Lethal. Just a sad, pathetic shell of a man.


What made him a legend:





His TNA run:

Watching that first Flair YouTube clip, I noticed Piper. I just saw him on RAW too, 1000th episode so I had to watch. I realized that hanging out w/ a coked up and drinking Piper and Flair would probably only be cool for about 15-20 minutes. After that I think it would be down hill. A 4 hour car ride between towns, would probably lead to suicide or heavy pill use.

P.S. Sabu was the big name revealed today for ECW. I was hoping for Foley, I thin khe just has a Legends deal w/ WWE. Rhino is on the Extreme Uprising roster, and he hasn't been named in a match or in the emails.

The last email they sent me, they had an email for media requests (interviews, etc). I gotta start a bobo blog to get credentials for shit like this. If Coco can run an internet empire, I should be able to manage one angry fanboi site.

P.P.S The Abyss/Keystone Kops tube clip made me laugh.

New Jack tellin it like it is. I think I wanna bring a sign that says, "New Jack gonna stab ur mom"




There was a response, from the opponents on the 30th

Updated card for the Philly show.

"Main Event" JERRY LYNN vs HOMICIDE
"Redemption" SABU vs DEVON STORM (CROWBAR)
"Extreme Revenge" THE GANGSTAS vs. BLK OUT
"Respect Extreme" STEVIE RICHARDS vs. LUKE HAWX
THE FBI vs. THE DRAMATICS
Plus: MATT HARDY, THE SANDMAN, PERRY SATURN, BLUE MEANIE, PITBULL
GARY WOLF, BALLS MAHONEY, CW ANDERSON, BESTIA 666, PESADILLA, and
more!
PRE-SHOW concert with EAT A TURNBUCKLE
___________________________________________________________________

I expect good things from the top 3 matches.

I just saw this the other day. TNA is doing a show at the Brooklyn Cyclones minor league ball park.

http://www.impactwrestling.com/live-events/item/3495-July-21-Brooklyn,-New-York

$40 for a decent seat. I might have to go to this, even though I don't really dig TNA. Hardest part will be convincing someone to go with me.

Here is an interesting article from The Atlantic on Abdullah the Butcher
Abdullah article

I've posted the pic before, but Reby Sky has been announced for Extreme Rising. She sooo damn cute.

now th^ts a manicured bush.. it looks like it was painted on.

that has to be a tweezer job, yes?.

Beleive it or not, TNA has been getting much better lately. I'm sure they'll find some way to royally fuck it up, but it has been on the uptick.

If I had a broad to go with, I'd plan out a whole Brooklyn day, w/ great place for dinner, hotel and all.

Anyone interested in seeing some pics and notes from the event today, I'll be tweeting some shit. Yes Twitter is gay as fuck, but I'm trying to hook some interested niggas up.

@whoresheadlocks

Review and better quality pics on the way tomorrow.

Feeling much better after a nap. Here are a couple good snaps.

Reby Sky



One these Mexican dudes high fived me, and covered my hand in blood. If I had health insurance, I'd get checked for Hep.

Reby didn't like that I tweeted this picture during the show.



The next day she scummed this pic from our site, cut off the water mark, and tweeted it out. Not even so much as a thank you.



So that is why I felt the need to post the first one

I think the hot Asian chick that showed her tits the last time



was brought in the ring to have a beer w/ the Sandman and Team Blue Balls

So the urban legend goes, Dick Slater thought a young Sting, then still a Blade Runner, was fucking or trying to fuck his woman, Dark Journey. This led to Dick confronting Sting in the locker room, starting an altercation, and dunking a juiced up Sting's head in the toilet.

Dark Journey gets DDTed by Jake the Snake

I saw this exchange about 10 minutes ago and I can't stop laughing.

Lol

Squish mitten. That fake JR is a card. She doesn't know what "sauce it" means, but him saying it dates him. Stupid whore.

More like dirty old Hockey Mitt...!




If you didn`t see AA Dropped Bobby R on his fucking head..New TNA champion..!!

Hungwell, click the link in my sig and check out the site, ya prick. Tomorrow it will be 2 weeks old.

One of my High School teachers was Dick Slater's HS football coach. He said he was absolutely the most repulsive and nasty and mean kid he'd ever met. Broke his arm during a game and never told a soul until after the game was over. Exacted his revenge for the rest of the game.

Sounds about right. That would be why he kept bouncing from territory to territory. He was good though, held belts everywhere he went.

Good story from his Wikipedia page:

"Before coming to Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling, Slater was involved in an incident where Wahoo McDaniel shot him. Slater, McDaniel, Tommy Rich, and André the Giant were at a bar in Tampa when someone in the bar made a comment about Tommy Rich's wife, which angered Rich and McDaniel. The man who had commented about Rich's wife got a knife, and seeing that, McDaniel got out a gun. André and Slater went out to the parking lot and watched the altercation; while watching, McDaniel pistol-whipped the man and when he did so, the gun went off and Slater was hit by the bullet in the leg. Slater told the police that a sniper had shot him; he would return to the ring in just three weeks"

I've clicked the link..Was gonna join up untill i saw who one of the Admins was..

Sorry there are certain people on the internet i want nothing to do with..!

Summers here time i went on a Hiatus...!

Well, I can't argue with you there. I know you hold strong to your convictions, and I respect that. I just figured I'd extend an invitation.

Bornyo, If you would ever like to type out the entire story of Ric Flair trying to hit on your wife, we can put it up in the Column Section. Or any other old Carolina Wrasslin stories that may be rattlin round in that head of yours.

HA! They put up a clip of the Asian chick on Youtube. No titties, since it's Youtube, but it makes me wish the DVD got here already.

I may do that, but they're better than Carolina stories, they're Tampa NWA stories for the most part. I spent my formative years in Tampa.

What are we talkin here, mid 70's, late 70's, early 80's? I only saw their program 2x in 1986. Some UHF network out of Philly, for a short while, ran a different wrestling show every night at 7PM. It was hell trying to tweak the rabbit ears to make that shit watchable.

Didn't Slater have a run with E during the cartoonish days?

Journey has been popping up recently at a lot of the fan conventions. Read an interview where she said the casual racism in the south at that time really screwed with her head. She had no wrestling background and had no idea that her and Slater's gimmick would be so hard on her.

Checked Slater's Wiki. He had a cup of coffee in the E 86-87, as a baby face southerner. Nothing real noteworthy, and he went to WCW after that.

anyone catch AA's promo on impact? I honestly believed for just a second, that the TNA belt was the most important belt in the business. You don't see passion like that very often.

Roode's reaction was fucking priceless, me and my son were rolling with fucking laughter at his theatrics. Dude seemed legit out of his fucking mind that he lost the belt.

They're going to be a good feud.

First smart thing TNA has pulled off in a long while. It's too bad they will most certainly fuck this up. Aries is gold, and I pray Daniel Bryan Danielson's run might lead to a WWE shot down the road for Aries as a new character.

It worked for Gunner Scott....oh....wait....

Here's hoping they don't. As long as they don't get near hogan's spot, AA might stand a chance.

I really liked Gunnar. Nothing but boundless potential.

More stellar outta Fake Jim Ross. Musta caught Kurt pilled up. Kurt is known for tweeting shit, then apologizing or claiming hacked the next day.

Do you think if the Iron Sheik was still working today that he would be on the no-fly list?