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#1632 - 04/21/09 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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All whores are tortured souls. And they get mad when I use my mental voodoo on them. They blame it on me for getting the truth out of them. I dont call that abuse; I call that therapy.
Duke
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#1633 - 04/22/09 03:55 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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All whores are tortured souls. And they get mad when I use my mental voodoo on them. They blame it on me for getting the truth out of them. I dont call that abuse; I call that therapy.
Duke
Thank ya kindly sir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Duke
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#1634 - 04/22/09 04:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
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Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Duke get s quote <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigpimpin.gif" alt="" />
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#1635 - 04/23/09 06:11 AM
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Being quoted here by another poster: Good.
Starting a thread of your own quotes...
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#1636 - 04/23/09 12:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
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Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Being quoted here by another poster: Good.
Starting a thread of your own quotes... True definitely better, and you can quote me on that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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#1637 - 04/23/09 09:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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Being quoted here by another poster: Good.
Starting a thread of your own quotes... I guess i just know when shit is worthy of quoting.. Duke
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#1638 - 04/23/09 11:58 PM
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"I also fart a lot lately because I started to eat caramel popcorn and starting doing the 200lbs weights for the abs."
---Dimitri the Retard
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#1639 - 04/24/09 10:13 AM
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Pervert
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Not on XPT, not terribly funny but so true: A porn star convincing herself that providers are engaged in a shameful profession. Next thing you know the girls that spit will be calling out the girls that swallow. Funny world we live in.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#1640 - 04/24/09 02:16 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Being quoted here by another poster: Good.
Starting a thread of your own quotes... I guess i just know when shit is worthy of quoting.. Duke Hows this "I have painted many faces, but never a portrait" Big Red <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbanger.gif" alt="" />
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#1641 - 04/30/09 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
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If I do choose to fuck you, you'd have to pay me for that priviledge. - Desi Foxx
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#1642 - 05/02/09 06:24 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 122
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Thank you so much for including my quote. It's a good one and worth it's weight in gold hahahahahah!!!
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Pornstar and Bunny Babe
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#1643 - 05/02/09 06:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Thank you so much for including my quote. It's a good one and worth it's weight in gold hahahahahah!!! If you get paid by the pound that is alot of gold you fat ass old whore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" /> P.S. I wouldn't fuck you if I was mad at my dick
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#1644 - 05/03/09 12:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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[/quote]
P.S. I wouldn't fuck you if I was mad at my dick [/quote]
Thank you for sparing me! hahahahahaha
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#1645 - 05/03/09 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why do you refer to something in which you participate as a "party"?
I'm no lawyer, but isn't that false advertising? -freestylah, to Desi
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1646 - 05/03/09 05:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 122
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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As I said in the other thread that this statement was copied from, they use the term "party" at the ranch. And I can't imagine what's false advertising about it. We do party with our clients! The ranch is a fun place that people come to to party and have fun!!
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#1647 - 05/03/09 10:29 PM
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The (bunny)ranch is a fun place that people come to to party and have fun!! Desi Foxx <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#1648 - 05/04/09 01:44 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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"P.S. I wouldn't fuck you if I was mad at my dick" ^WannaCornDog <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1649 - 05/08/09 09:17 AM
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"They'll do whatever the fuck they want. You (Panzer) live life on their terms, because you are a cheap asshole. I live life on my terms, because I pay for things like food and porn, and buy quality shit."
-Chuck, Vegetarian Fanboy
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#1651 - 05/08/09 09:38 AM
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"They'll do whatever the fuck they want. You (Panzer) live life on their terms, because you are a cheap asshole. I live life on my terms, because I pay for things like food and porn, and buy quality shit."
-Chuck, Vegetarian Fanboy Hilarious coming from comrade Chuck.
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"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#1652 - 05/09/09 07:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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"No way I'd let a girl have my dick in her vagina if she wouldn't suck it proper first." --- Bornyo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />
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#1653 - 05/11/09 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Pinupmutant on Sasha Grey: Elle parle français comme une vache espagnole! Great!
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#1654 - 05/12/09 11:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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"Say three hail marys because theres a chance you might of just jerked off to the monkey." ---Smelly Monkey to Croc, on you know ?who?... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" />
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#1656 - 05/19/09 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"You fear you won't be seen as professional by someone who takes 8 loads from the brandon irons mope squad?" -Monkey, to Monstar
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1657 - 05/22/09 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Remember, each time I bother you, I win just a little more. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif" alt="" /> --- Willie aka Mr. D <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/iminlove.gif" alt="" />
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#1658 - 06/06/09 09:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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At night, Will Ryder and I are working on the XXX parody of XXX 3. The working title is Not XXX 3 XXX. -Brandon Iron
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1659 - 07/07/09 05:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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So stop bitching and go out and control something. I'm pretty sure you are up there in that demographic. I would have to saw off one of your tits and count the rings to be sure though. The Unknow Pervert advising Desi Foxx.
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#1660 - 07/13/09 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Wankus is my Daddy Let's face it, lazy porn whores with limited realworld work experince and no education are like water, always seeking the path of least resistence.
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#1661 - 07/16/09 11:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Her face is horrible, she looks like Oliver Stone in drag. Harvey Dent over at PSB , speaking on Dana DeArmond...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1662 - 08/03/09 08:14 PM
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"Every time a woman gets a tattoo, something in the metaphysical realm has a bad day."
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#1663 - 08/04/09 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was thinking.... Maybe we should all chip in a few bucks and get the ol' lady a moped? Fuck that, let her give some mopes head and she can buy it herself Wannacorndog
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#1664 - 08/08/09 12:08 PM
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"I like watching his videos because he explains things very good and he is ugly, which I can relate to."
---Alex Panzer
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#1665 - 08/29/09 12:37 PM
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"I guess these "PornStars" turn into "PawnStars" as a side gig."
---Big Red
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#1666 - 11/02/09 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1667 - 11/02/09 10:50 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on.... Link?
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#1668 - 11/02/09 11:02 PM
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"You really need to stop harassing me and others. XXXPornTalk has been advised of your behavior."
-Somebody who has no fucking clue what board they are posting on.... Link? I assume it was you.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#1670 - 11/02/09 11:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Yea, caught that earlier and laughed. Charin tried to help her and she's still fucking it up.
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#1672 - 11/04/09 10:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#1673 - 11/11/09 05:47 PM
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"I don't think you can hurt my feelings on here unless you diss Gag Factor or the Beatles."
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#1674 - 11/12/09 06:12 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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"Waaaaa. Boo hoo. Sob.
Is that the best you can do??"
-- Geek to Chuck, Veggie fanboi
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#1675 - 12/27/09 04:09 PM
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"I see myself having a dream where I coffee table you. That is I bend you over with the freshest version of the National Enquirer on your back, stuff my cock up your ass, and read that rag cover to cover without ever saying a word. When I'm done you're filled with more than questions."
---LouCypher
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#1676 - 12/28/09 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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If the camera adds 10 pounds then how many cameras were used to take that photo? -TUP, on the now-supersized Ava Rose....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1677 - 12/28/09 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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 --Nugent <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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#1678 - 01/27/10 11:26 PM
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"There are some really funny people on this board. Some very smart people too.I have enjoyed it. But when I start getting physicaly threating e-mails on my personal account and in the message section on this site ive got to go.
I had a ton of fun, but I cannot and will not jepordise my life or future over one asshole who decided to take this to another level."
delanojoos 01/27/10
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#1679 - 01/27/10 11:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"From now on, every time you post about something other than you having sex with a dog, I will then kill a member of your immediate family." - Max Rhino <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />
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#1680 - 02/10/10 08:50 PM
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"I'll bet you I could kill that guy graveyard dead with one serving of glass."
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#1681 - 02/22/10 10:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"If you ever come out with a perfume, a la Grace Jones' scent Strange', you can use that as your slogan. "Eu de Sammura: Nope, That's Not Smelly Monkey." - Steezo
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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