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#580254 - 01/15/13 06:06 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Brooklyn Decker

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#580259 - 01/15/13 06:33 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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great call^


dagmar midcap local weather woman
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#580302 - 01/16/13 05:37 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Registered: 01/11/13
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Velvet Sky,she lives in the same neighborhood as me. I have known her for years. Sucks she is dating Chris Sabin. Cause I so want to shove my tongue up her asshole.

Last year for my birthday she took me to see Dredd 3D.


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#580305 - 01/16/13 05:50 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Kari Byron sexiest geek around.




Edited by Demonbolloxs (01/16/13 05:51 AM)

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#580307 - 01/16/13 06:01 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Human Garbage

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Quote:
Last year for my birthday she took me to see Dredd 3D.

Are you still mad at her?

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#580410 - 01/17/13 03:38 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Shit from Shinola ? No joke there. She's the same color ! duh
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#580422 - 01/17/13 03:56 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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i like alex sim wise more.shes naughty












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#580425 - 01/17/13 04:09 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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#580482 - 01/18/13 01:35 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She never shows her box, I'm guessing. How liberated of her.
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#580524 - 01/18/13 10:27 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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english mens magazines are very tit friendly but not so box friendly.these are mens interests like maxim(even their maxim shows tits) not playboy.
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#580566 - 01/18/13 06:01 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She never shows her box...


yup...thus the stupid faces. annoying.
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#580568 - 01/18/13 06:10 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
J.B.
Unregistered


Tierny-fied. No, wait, she showed it alright, and I still have the pics she whined to get pulled on copyright reasons.

I should say Cassandrafied.


Floofin whine in 3... 2... 1...

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#580574 - 01/18/13 07:04 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
J.B.
Unregistered


This was the one. She PM'd me to have it taken down on "copyright" grounds. She was too stupid to realize I wasn't JRV, but instead the guy she sparked a war with.



JRV seems to jump the gun on "copyright" issues when it comes to certain persons. There's several more of these. Are you and tierney and cassandra still so butthurt over "raoul" that you think we shouldn't arbitrate this "copyright" business?

It's up to you guys. I'm happy to let 2007 remain in the past.

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#580579 - 01/18/13 07:15 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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ceara is a wee wee head.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#580583 - 01/18/13 07:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
ceara is a wee wee head.


And she sold it by the gallon, but Flofin seems to think she and cassandra should still be worshiped.

Poor Floofin. Have they "Chickenmastered" him, too?

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#580584 - 01/18/13 07:33 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
J.B.
Unregistered


BTW, Floof? Where be Smiling Arab?

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#580779 - 01/19/13 08:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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So is Hugh Hefner an English fag ????????
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#580784 - 01/19/13 09:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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No. Just a regular fag.
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#582653 - 02/05/13 07:28 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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masturbanana

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#582971 - 02/09/13 02:02 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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thatd make a great poster^
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#583004 - 02/09/13 06:34 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I wish I wasn't so warped.
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#583038 - 02/09/13 08:42 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I wish I wasn't so warped.


hear ya...
the s.i. bulimic whore edition does nothing for me.
kates going to have to put a finger up her ass to get me interested.

previous disney chick...now an amish whore(banshee).
lili simmons



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#583048 - 02/09/13 10:34 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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this pic came across my desk.its nick east's sister


id give her a real workout in my gym and then on my cock.just picture her in a tight spandex top and contrasting bottom.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583066 - 02/10/13 05:59 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
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Why exactly are they doing their swimsuit issue in Antarctica? You would think someone at Sports Illustrated would own a globe.
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#583141 - 02/10/13 05:27 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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To draw attention to the plight of the penguin or some shit.
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#583422 - 02/13/13 01:25 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
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For those who remember that horrible beast Michelle Jenneke, the dancing hurdler, she's blighting the pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition this week:


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#583434 - 02/13/13 02:20 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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id like to blight her face with a big wad.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583781 - 02/16/13 09:11 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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carol vorderman
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#583799 - 02/17/13 01:03 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
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#583800 - 02/17/13 01:17 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: faceblaster]
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I want to give a dirty [water] dog enema to the hot dog lady's old mustard dispenser:



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#583814 - 02/17/13 08:13 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Amy Mathews of DIY Channels 'Sweat Equity'...



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#583833 - 02/17/13 01:06 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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dana delaney.had a thing for her since china beach.





courtney cox and her fakies
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583862 - 02/17/13 08:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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Cox = Skeletor Turbo Cunt (band name?)

Delaney, yes, I'd totally bone her.
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#583863 - 02/17/13 08:46 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
drained Offline
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Don't pretend to be so picky.

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#583864 - 02/17/13 09:16 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs


dana delaney.had a thing for her since china beach.





courtney cox and her fakies

BoingggggggggggggggggggggggggGGGGGGggggggg...ggGGggggggggggggggggggg...

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#584054 - 02/19/13 09:58 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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the bachelor was on when i got back from the garage.twinkie mctwink passed up on the golden arab of a thousand sheiks dreams.selma



if youre a tard thats gonna marry a woman on a show,why not the hottest one with the nicest tits?



tithowah!!!
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#584056 - 02/19/13 10:20 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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No matter how hot they are, there's a guy somewhere who's had enough of her bullshit.
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#584210 - 02/23/13 03:05 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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As a Burgers-&-French-Fries Lady / Winter-Pirozhky Lady / Lunch Lady:



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#584442 - 02/25/13 11:00 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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bleh^

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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585001 - 03/04/13 11:15 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
Uncle Joe Offline
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I would like to spread her buns and lick the ass-crack:



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#585003 - 03/04/13 11:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
drained Offline
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Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I would like to spread her buns and lick the ass-crack


And suck his cock, looking at the pic. Futurist.

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#585005 - 03/04/13 11:43 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: drained]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I would like to spread her buns and lick the ass-crack


And suck his cock, looking at the pic. Futurist.

Why do you say bad thing like that? I only want the ass-crack and butthole. I do not want the gay stuff.

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#585006 - 03/05/13 12:01 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

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Posts: 4580
Stale.

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#585016 - 03/05/13 06:52 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
At least we don't have to worry about Panzer reproducing.
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#585017 - 03/05/13 07:07 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I would like to spread her buns and lick the ass-crack


And suck his cock, looking at the pic. Futurist.

Why do you say bad thing like that? I only want the ass-crack and butthole. I do not want the gay stuff.


Alex, the cock comes with trannies, it's part of the package. Try a girl, they also have ass-cracks and buttholes. A girl is just like a tranny only with 100% less penis.
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#585022 - 03/05/13 10:51 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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black girls with huge tits are like a third of whatd the rate would be if they were white.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585030 - 03/05/13 01:21 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

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Posts: 9221


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#585032 - 03/05/13 01:30 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Registered Sex Offender

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Loc: Central US
Both of those whores from that show on Animal Planet about the Aquarium guys. There's no good pics online.

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#585035 - 03/05/13 01:42 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: fartz]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

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I want to inspect the treasures in her panties while wearing a leather conductor's cap and to the tune of this song



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#585055 - 03/05/13 04:03 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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lemme ungay this thread


sandra lee

The cornerstone of this domestic empire is Ms. Lee’s “semi-homemade” philosophy, which involves mixing fresh foods with pre-made ingredients.

“I think women today are so overwhelmed and overtaxed. … Nobody makes bouillabaisse from scratch. It’s all a bunch of malarkey. Even the restaurants buy a commercial-grade product,” Ms. Lee said.


i agree with that.i like to make italian food but making my own sauce all the time isnt practical or economical.youd have to be a snobby cunt to expect fresh made sauces all the time unless youre at a restaraunt.i make a mean sauce though.
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