Whatever. I hate that food, too.

Yep. I'm skeeved out by goat meat.

I do have one middle eastern joint I wanna eat in, in Brooklyn. Every time I see them cooking up some lamb chop kebabs, my mouth waters. I think they are from Azerbaijan.

A friend said there are no cheap & good Jewish delis in Manhattan. She also recommended Second Ave. Deli as well as Ben's Deli.

Shoulda' told em to TAKE THEIR BAGELS AND SHOVE EM' UP THEIR COLLECTIVE ASSES CAUSE' THIS IS MURCA'.

I'm OK with lamb or goat if it's prepared by Mexicans.

It's close enough to Indian food to the casual observer. Hunks of cheese or veggies simmered in pans of butter rich glop. Out here the taxi drivers are Indian/Pakistani, back east they're A-rabs. The steam table food joints look and smell pretty damn similar.

whoah... as far as vine goes riley is doing everything right.

Thank you, sir.

I think Second Ave. Deli lost a lot of itself when it had to move to Murray Hill.

In other news, it seems North Korea's gotten itself hooked on Meth

Lots of Paki cabbies in Brooklyn.

Whattaya call 6 polocks in the Middle East? a PakaStanlis

I was mowing the law today and smelled some vague odor. Something like spoiled fish or unkempt cunt. A few minutes later I found the source was a rotting birds carcass. As I peeled it up with several layers of plastic bag the stench was much stronger when I bent down. I wondered how horrific it must be if such a reek can come from such a small thing how horrid the mountain of stink must come from a full size dead body after it's had time to decompose.

I can't get those vine vids to work on my puter. WTF?

Apparently they require quicktime. Make sure yours is updated

They're easier to watch on a phone.

Billy took a pic of his furry hog arm to try and get everyone to think he's posting selfies of his ass crack.

No ! just no !

Yep, fat enough to be a human leg, so it had to be Billy's hog arm.

Just found out that Soviet Union had their own version of a hamburger as early as 1937: chicken patty [hot] on a bun for 50 kopeks. I think that this was Moscow-only food product:

"Tom's of Maine – was founded by Tom and Kate Chappell in 1970 with $5,000 USD. In 2006, a controlling 84% stake in Tom's of Maine was purchased by Colgate-Palmolive for USD $100,000,000. The Chappells own the remaining sixteen percent."

Who let this fruit to be the "Sandwich Expert"?:

Today I got coffee in a Cuban neighborhood. I asked them in Spanish if they had low fat or skim milk. I felt I was being pretty generous being that I knew not to ask for anything exotic like almond milk, soy, himilayan goat milk or whatever. The cashier there in the empty cafe glared at me like I was high maintenance.

Also, St Nick's on 3rd St in Los Angeles is closing. Fuck you, Los Angeles!!!!!

Cause you are high maintenance - you would not settle on Fast Bites cheeseburger and purple quarter water.

Actually he probably considered that an abomination to a good cup of coffee.

Sort of like putting ketchup on a Kobe steak.

You messed with his cortadito.

I love how everbody's in an uproar about this. I thought it was funny, personally because she looked like she was making fun of sexiness. Also, this totally reeks of a viacom PR stunt. Those corporate scumfucks will do anything to get people talking. Same shit they did with the superbowl and janet jackson.

I just find it pathetic attention whoring on her part. I'm not shocked or outraged, just sad. Considering she is 20, already has FU money and is surrounded by sycophants, there is no one to talk sense to this bimbo and steer her in the right direction.

Her saving grace is when she fizzles out trying to be a 3rd rate Madonna, she will be able to do a country come back album and go on to have a nice, mediocre career as an adult.

She's got a flabby ass. I bet G about puked.

I don't know, man. I don't think you can lay it all on her. I'd bet farm that viacom and her "managers" had more to do with this atrocity then people are letting on.

Nah, she has a clip of her twerking in a fucking animal costume and a pic of her doing an upside down twerk w/ her feet against a wall. She is attention whoring.

Combination of her own attention whoring and the powers that be (usually Jews, according to Mom and Coco) that run these shows.

thing is she's just not hot enough to deserve this much attention. now if she penetrated herself....maybe?.

No Jews in her camp. They are old school rednecks. Dad was a country star and mom is a golddigging cousin fucker. They're country as hell with white trash roots bursting to get through the big city facade.
Everything with her is a publicity stunt. Once Hannah Montana wrapped, she began her campaign to be on TMZ or People mag every day. Remember when she would ride her bicycle around Toluca Lake just looking for pappers? Or her and her dancer buddy trying desperatly to make YouTube vids that would place in the top ten? Attention whore is too soft a term for her media neediness disease.

Put it this way. Even if she completely masterminded this whole fucking thing, there were people that looked at this rehearsal, and lied through their fucking teeth telling her how awesome and sexy the whole thing was. Nobody in their right fucking mind could look at that disaster and honestly say it looked good. Viacom knows a PR goldmine when they see it. They looked at this, gave miley the thumbs up, then met in a backroom laughing their asses off and exchanging cigars and hearty handshakes all around knowing that the ridiculous spectacle they just bore witness to would be the talk of the entire civilized world the next day. And they were goddamn right.

It was greenlighted by uppers. No question at all. Magical moments don't just get pulled from someone's not very talented ass. Everyone involved has bad taste on their hands.

Being in the entertainment industry w/o a good Jew in your corner is like playing Russian roulette w/ only one empty chamber.

heh...this is good.
gram the man shares his thoughts...

from that piece...

Don’t Force It

But what has people talking is Cyrus’s transition to Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines,” in which she strips to plastic underwear, dons an inexplicable foam finger, twerks, and grinds against Thicke, who looks like The Muppets’ Sam the Eagle by comparison.

This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.

Whatever this performance was, it was neither sexy nor a mature expression of sexuality. Sadly, it is just a matter of time before porn starlets on red carpets will affect the Miley Rictus for the camera, forgetting that, now that they’ve sabotaged their own sexuality, they don’t have Disney royalties to fall back on.

I didn't find anything sexy or erotic about the piece. It seemed childish and clumsy. She honest looks better in pictures. When she moves she just looks gawky and stupid.

exactly

I don't give two squirts of piss about this vacuum headed twat beyond hoping she'll continue down this path into unadulterated Lindsay Lohan levels of self destruction.

EDIT: Oh, and the super amusing idea that she gives her dad an allowance.

Exactly. She looked like she was making fun of sexiness. It was that bad. If I was put in that goofy outfit and told by my bosses to "be sexy" that's about how I'd look. She couldn't even keep a straight fucking face. It was awkward, cringe-worthy, and funny as fuck all around.

Anybody ever hear of Dollar shave club ? Should be right up Alex's alley. DSC link

Love their ad.

I have a wish that JM won't put out anything "new" from this point on. Dana's gaping shitter on the front page is fucking perfect and needs to stay there as a symbol of the times.

Subway mayans are now in Moscow, watch at 2:05

I just want to say that as much as people say this board is dead and irrelevant, we doubled our most users online high watermark last Sunday at noon. 567 people were on here, lurking about, probably drawn here for info on the Hi5 whore.