That real? I so want to give her a lil milk mustache.

Yes, Mr Blaster, it is real and I'd rather give her a Dirty Sanchez, given her Mexican heritage, but I would settle for a milk mustache.

Aniston butt.

I was sad I didn't see a body painting booth at eXXXotica this year.

Kate Upton is hot now, but I really don't think it is going to carry over into her 40s like Crawford and others. I give her 5-10 years before she resembles the Michelin man.

She's pretty damned close to that now. She has less than 5 years before she signs with Jenny Craig.

So she's gonna age like Anna Nicole Smith, then? But prolly without all the drugs.

Jennifer Aniston is more proof that if you keep Greek people mostly out of the sun, we age really, really well.

There have been some stories on the gossip site that have me changing my opinion about Aniston. I always thought she was beautiful, but an insufferable cunt.

One story was that she banged Gerard Butler on a limo ride. The other was a blind item saying she was trying to bang a co star, but gave up after spending 2 hours trying to get the dude hard.

I figured she was the boring sex type, but obviously she loves the dick and joneses for it like a crackhead for a rock.

here is another pic of her ass:

Do you wipe your ass with olive-oiled piece of pita bread?

No. You're thinking of your mom. But she can't afford either, so she uses white bread and Crisco.

I like my bitches more on the petite side.

y^p...team avril

Shut up and take my money!!!

Love the side boob, hate the short hair.

That short hair looks like shit.

EDIT: Dang. I found the original, and this is a photoshop. Probably close to accurate, so I won't take it down.

Nice.

I wish Selena was shorter. If she was like 5'2, she would be hotter. If she wasn't famous, she would get carded until she 30-35. That is soooo hot.

Very hot, brutha.

Kate Middleton. I'm serious.

This isn't the Non-Porn Girls You Want To Fuck thread, it is the Celeb Nudes and Perv Shots thread. Please post a Middleton up skirt/bikini/nip slip photo.

Mena Suvari's ass. Thing is knee weakeningly awesome. Short chicks got the finest asses.

She's a dwarf? Her face looks pretty damn Wonka friendly.

5'3 or 5'4 depending on sources. I'd paint her orange, throw her a green wig and bang away. "Say Doompa Dee Doo, Baby. SAY IT! Again."

She looks like a freaking alien to me.

You tryin to tell me you wouldn't bone that?

Nope. She looks like an ET and has the body of an extra from Todd Browning's Freaks. She and that lox Chris Klien fucking stunk up the American Pie series and she sucked out loud in the Kevin Spacey movie too. She looks like an undeveloped fetus, needs to go back in the womb and finish growing or something.

she's one of those chicks I go back and forth on. I see her at one angle in a certain light and I want to bang her hard then I see her at a different angle and she looks freakish. I'm also that way with Jennifer Lawrence.

I get what fiend is sayin. I've been kinda meh with her lately, until I seen these ass pics.

she's a weird lookin broad better seen at night after a bunch of drinks...almost like a spears cousin. and the daylight does her no favors but she's in that 5.5 to 7 range where most guys think they can bag that.

Missing jpg from one of your boxcovers, Brandon?

What's with the armpit gash?

that is the strangest shit...hillbilly genetics i guess?. a set of pseudo pussies that confuses the southern male enough to keep her from getting knocked up or fucked inside out until she's old enough to use her iphone to call for help or at least get in touch with her management?.

skanky bitch can sing though...

Everyone always uses that Jolene clip to show off that she can sing. She certainly can.

Sweet!

Go for it. Photoshop is calling out.....

Ashley Stern









Her red head roommate has a ModelMayhem page. She is cute too.

This is a fucking treasure trove of kinky pics leaked from a Victoria Secret/ SI Swimsuit model May Anderson.

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/victorias-secret-model-may-andersen-private-sex-pics-leaked

They are like cell phone snaps of the actual pictures though.

Charin, you bang any Vietnamese whores better than this one?

Whats with her and that salt lick tongue ??? She a fucking Guernsey reincarnated?

It is alleged that when the cops raided Beiber's house last week they found a video on his cell phone of Selena Gomez snorting lines while wearing nothing but panties.

I know that isn't a picture, but I feel all of us reading can create fap worth images of that scene in our heads. Minus the douchebag of course.

solid bieber rant...