Originally Posted By: J.B.
Burg, you ever get bored with the handi-van? I think the dude around the corner may be able to fix that.




I'd buy it if it were Fire Engine Red or Deep Ocean Blue....black is for younger Burglars, I am now too old for a menacing Black handi-vehicle.....

But seriously, I would never ever use such a device to get around, no self respecting crippled pervert uses anything except his OWN power/strength to get around. Even at my age of 44, I still have arms and chest and shoulder muscles that put younger dipshits to shame, and I maintain this in part by wheeling my ass where ever I need to go....plus, if anyone visits Vegas or Atlantic City, you will see a fleet of power chairs and scooters with HUGE Flabby Diabetic people on deaths door. No thanks, one reason I am so popular with strippers is my muscles (when they get buzzed and sit on my lap they like feeling my chest, it makes my money last longer I think...)
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