You know, if you weren't too cheap to keep a pack of baby wipes around, you wouldn't have these problems. You can get a ginormous box of em at CVS for like $10.

For those of you who aren't parents or whores, baby wipes are the most important sex accessory besides rubbers.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral