It was the day before Father's Day 1979. Carl Yastrzemski has recoreded his 1,000th extra base hit while the Moslem Brotherhood kills 62 sheiks in Syria.
But, something else was brewing. Something that would haunt and disgust us for years. Something that makes porn unwatchable. Something ADT this way came.
On an Army base in North Carolina something that will haunt us for years is introduced. Ruth Carter Stapleton has convinced her brother to unleash a weapon against porn. And so a man of confused sexuality was mated with a Desi Foxx-ian pimp of a mom.
The product of their WMD plot was produced.
On that day, the Dana DeArmond virus was introduced.
I hear that her father's way of coping with Dana not only appearing in porn but using her real name as her porn name was to blame himself. Since her first appearance in film, he's decided to like men instead of women. At least in public.
I'm sure this is a denial response; an attempt to stop craving own his daughter.
She seems to have retaliated by dating a man of confused sexually herself. It's tough to live your life craving daddy.
She likes her cats hairless like her high school girls and the gay men she collects. She has a love for fisting since nothing can satisfy the hole in her soul. She can truck no criticism no matter how innocuous.
All those that contributed to her "fire" fund back in 2007 are on the hook for a wish list item for Dana today. Anyone remember that scam?
I suggest buying her a clue.
Or some dignity.