A 175 cm pile of human garbage with natural DD boobs but nothing else of any worth hits 33 today.
Mary Carey was a mostly solo and GG slut - which unless you are super cute, I CANNOT abide.
I assume she took her name from a more successful but equally unattractive Cleveland blob, Drew Carey.
She's yet another Cleveland product who escaped that asylum.
Not a good Cleveland product like THE Twins or Kara Mynor or the original Browns. A dismal by-product of that dump of cesspool; a malignant growth we all could have done without. More akin to the polluted burning Cuyahoga, the disgusting Love twins and the new hapless Browns.
Although her boobs may be real, she's always had a alien, unnatural plastic look to me. Decaying. Android-ish. In a bad way. Reminds me at most times of a heap of rancid butter encrusted with spray tan. Or something. Feh!
She came to my attention back in 2003 for two reasons:
1. She was in a bad softcore on Cinemax called "Model Lust" that seemed to be playing on a loop. I only noticed her because a porn store on 37th street had a full size cut-out of her. I was like, "Hey, that the tramp from the Max movie. Too bad it isn't the redhead. I buy that!"
2. She ran for governor in that recall election that gave that Nazi youth Terminator too much airtime. The only thing I liked was her idea of taxing bolt-ons. Good stuff.
Some one is STILL shilling her sub-par porn at her marycareyforgovernor.com website.
She made a second attempt but committed premature-gubernatorial when she had to deal with the issue of her off-her-meds mother jumping off a building.
CLICK if you think I'm kidding The crazy doesn't fall far from the tree.
Do me a solid. Buy this former celebrity rehab failure a drink. Or a Xanax. Or tell her her tits look like implants.
It might lead to some comedy ....
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