Piss is a violation of the Fundamental Laws of Porn. Like scat, it is NOT erotic.
One of the funniest posts ever on this board.
It's the Canadian government's fault. The "film reviews" in Hustler were censored back in the early nineties, but with just enough context left in to make sense:
'Max and a gang of 19th century __________ coolies proceed to build __________ and a _________ in the tight young skank's gaping ___________. He then puts on an engineers cap and drives a 5 ton steam powered __________ down the _______ and up her chocolate ___________ while she screams "That is an _________ Daddy not an ________!" After the ______ has been parked in her _______ Max crawls out and joins the coolies as they cool her down with a nice _________ _________ as the whore sings " I'm a little pisspot."
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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