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#216521 - 10/04/09 10:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
cqd Offline
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I am wasted.
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#216522 - 10/04/09 11:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I drank all fucking weekend because I lost my job on Thursday. Depressing, I tell you.
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#216523 - 10/04/09 11:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

I am wasted.




Don't get any fucking ideas with that hamster, dude.
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#216524 - 10/04/09 11:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

I drank all fucking weekend because I lost my job on Thursday. Depressing, I tell you.




I'm sorry to hear that, dude. Cheers?
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#216525 - 10/04/09 11:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I drank all fucking weekend because I lost my job on Thursday. Depressing, I tell you.




Caught with the boss's son again?

bummer.
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#216526 - 10/05/09 08:03 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

I drank all fucking weekend because I lost my job on Thursday. Depressing, I tell you.




Yes we can !!!!!
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#216527 - 10/05/09 10:37 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Caught with the boss's son again? bummer.




Sorry to disappoint your visions of pedophilia, faggot, but ummm, "No". Negro pecker in your avatar, accusations of boy-toying...me thinks you have homo tendacies. Are you an active NAMBLA member, Jeff?

Gia, I had me some fancy shot last night called a SharkBomb. Although, I still prefer plain old Vodka-inclusive drinks.
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#216528 - 10/06/09 08:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Tonight, let it be ice cold cans of National Bohemian poured into frosty mugs. I hope I don't appear to be Panzerish, but a case only cost me $10.99, and they go down smoothly when they are ice cold.

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#216529 - 10/06/09 09:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I might head out with some friends for a drinkie.
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#216530 - 10/06/09 09:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Like real old-fashioned dry martinis or mojitos or caipirinhas (sic) like I do?

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#216531 - 10/06/09 09:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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I'm open to trying a dry old fashioned martini. I usually drink vodka or scotch on the rocks. Sometimes champagne. Not really a wine person. And no way am I drinking anything made with fake sugar syrup crap mixers.
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#216532 - 10/06/09 09:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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You have good taste. Drink mojitos and caipirinhas when I visit my Dad in southeast Florida, where the Cubanos and Brasilerhas make those drinks from scratch.

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#216533 - 10/06/09 11:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Tonight, let it be ice cold cans of National Bohemian poured into frosty mugs. I hope I don't appear to be Panzerish, but a case only cost me $10.99, and they go down smoothly when they are ice cold.




I hear ya, bro. I used to drink Wiedemann's (a fine Bohemian beer) ice cold. At $5.99 a case a great value but it skyrocketed when it would be on sale for $3.99/case.
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#216534 - 10/07/09 01:24 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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And no way am I drinking anything made with fake sugar syrup crap mixers.




Being a Type I diabetic, It's just a whole lot easier (and less dangerous) for me to mix with sugar free stuff. Taking a bunch of insulin and then drinking a bunch of alcohol = I'm working on it though. I bought some fancy Breville juicer the other day and discovered I really like the taste of fresh veggie juice and vodka. And it doesn't really seem to effect my bloodsugar. Tomato, carrot, celery & lime juice with a dash of salt and a bit of hot sauce, plus some Stoly 100. Drinking juices like that is supposed to slow down your absorption of alcohol. As opposed to drinking carbonated beverages, which I heard causes some of the alcohol to basically fizz right through your stomach and directly into the bloodstream.
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#216535 - 10/07/09 09:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 04/02/09
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It has been a bear of a week. The end of the fiscal year and all. I am well into my Jim Beam & Heineken combo and have the next 8 days off to recover. Anybody else suffer through the end of the fiscal year? I offer a toast to you!
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#216536 - 10/07/09 10:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I usually drink vodka or scotch on the rocks.




Please tell me you don't mean both together?

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#216537 - 10/08/09 04:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That would mean AND. Not OR. To answer your question, ew, hell no.
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#216538 - 10/08/09 09:05 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Such a diminutive word didn't even register in my field of vision early this morning.
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#216539 - 10/08/09 12:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I drank all fucking weekend because I lost my job on Thursday. Depressing, I tell you.




I just now saw this, sorry to hear it man, that's a bummer.
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#216540 - 10/08/09 02:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
I'll be having a few shots of frozen Vodka later.

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#216541 - 10/08/09 05:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Apple juice and vodka
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#216542 - 10/08/09 05:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
cqd Offline
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Sounds like a recipe for acid reflux.


2 more nights of compulsive drinking for me then I'm done.
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#216543 - 10/08/09 05:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Yep and high blood sugar. My face is flushed as hell right now !
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#216544 - 10/09/09 04:20 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Whoa. Check this out. I like numbers. when i was a little girl i looked for sequences in everything. is fatman around? he'd understand my excitement!



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#216545 - 10/09/09 04:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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OCD.

It's no coincidence, g. The world's gonna end in 3 minutes, with a rocket into the moon.
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#216546 - 10/09/09 04:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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I don't have ocd and I don't believe in stupid stuff like the world ending.
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#216547 - 10/09/09 04:46 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Edited by TonyMalice (04/01/10 05:22 PM)

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#216548 - 10/09/09 04:48 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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well.. it will someday.

and you were missing a 7 anyway. no wonder.
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#216549 - 10/09/09 04:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Edited by TonyMalice (04/01/10 05:21 PM)

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#216550 - 10/09/09 05:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

Gia Jordan went to Bishop Blanchet High School in Seattle...so much for private school education.





Ha! This guy? Ya think?

Catholic school girls.

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#216551 - 10/09/09 03:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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this guy likes numbers too: adp19406 aka coby_johns




I never noticed how greasy Gia's hair is till I saw this video. It's like a giant slab of bacon slapped across her forehead.

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#216552 - 10/09/09 04:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Annette probably just finished licking her forehead !
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#216553 - 10/09/09 04:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:


this guy likes numbers too: adp19406 aka coby_johns




I never noticed how greasy Gia's hair is till I saw this video. It's like a giant slab of bacon slapped across her forehead.



Your a retard.The only meat slapping anything is the homeless mans ball sac on your chin.
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#216554 - 10/09/09 05:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Back on topic, am gonna crack open some ice cold brewskis in an hour or so....

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#216555 - 10/09/09 06:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

Your a retard.




To quote many morons: "Nice grammer" [sic]
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#216556 - 10/09/09 06:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

Your a retard.




To quote many morons: "Nice grammer" [sic]



Thank you for the correction. I skipped English class alot in High School.
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#216557 - 10/09/09 10:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
Quote:

he'd understand my excitement!






This only matters if your pussy is wet. Is your pussy wet over nerdy-ass numbers, G?
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#216558 - 10/12/09 07:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


this guy likes numbers too: adp19406 aka coby_johns




I never noticed how greasy Gia's hair is till I saw this video. It's like a giant slab of bacon slapped across her forehead.





Fucks sake Hyde... get better.

She's kinda small and wayyyy cute.
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#216559 - 10/12/09 09:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


this guy likes numbers too: adp19406 aka coby_johns




I never noticed how greasy Gia's hair is till I saw this video. It's like a giant slab of bacon slapped across her forehead.





Fucks sake Hyde... get better.

She's kinda small and wayyyy cute.






Holy Shit! That gives me flashbacks...
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#216560 - 10/15/09 04:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Uggg. Two bottles of Australian Shiraz (16% alcohol). I woke up all pale with my lips stained purple, like a vampire after a feeding. And my tongue looked like one of those California Raisin cartoons.
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#216561 - 10/17/09 07:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Thirty nine degrees Fahrenheit with a cold rain where I live, so I decided to fix hot buttered rum.

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#216562 - 10/17/09 11:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Cum Stains Offline
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
this isn't funny you guys. but now
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#216563 - 10/17/09 11:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Just a few (I think) glasses of Capt-N-Coke this evening.
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#216564 - 10/18/09 05:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bluecipher Offline
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Have a bad cold - sore throat and fever- so I can't mix any wine with my nyquil.
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#216565 - 10/18/09 06:57 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Watching the Yankees beat the Angels! Having a few Sam Adams Octoberfest- good stuff!


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#216566 - 10/26/09 09:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Long live The Dude. White Russians tonight.

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#216567 - 10/26/09 10:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
SuperDuperBored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
7 and 7's for me this evening.

Now, I just need a movie to watch. This show about bees on the science channel just isn't going to cut it.

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#216568 - 10/27/09 07:27 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
White wine from a local winery last night !
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#216569 - 10/27/09 05:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216570 - 10/27/09 08:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Vodka gimlets. The favorite drink of the late Edward Davis Wood, Jr. Heavy on the vod and light on the Rose's.

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