I'm going to start a non profit called The Pink Starfish Foundation, with the goal of educating women about anal pleasure and health. 2 one day seminars per weekend. I'm thinking of booking a fall tour of the north east, and see how the seminar revenue and donations turn out.

If all does well, I'll be heading to the bible belt to winter in the warmth of the south. Many a Southern Belle has hopes of being an Anal Only Virgin until marriage, and we will strive to assist them in saving their Vagina for Jeebus, while keeping Tee Roy and Ray Bob interested.

We will be cross promoting other causes also. Our "Stay In School, Let Him Push In Your Stool" campaign will be emphasizing the difficulties involved with teen pregnancy and the fact that condoms break, especially when met with the firm, tight grip of a teen vagina.

The way I figure it, if a lunatic, alleged pill addict can fleece rubes to the tune of $130k/year, then I should be raking in 1/4 mill in year 2 by championing a worthy cause such as The Pink Starfish Foundation. Hell, I'll prolly make bank in t-shirts and pins.

Anyone interested in assisting getting this endeavor off the ground should contact me via PM.