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#545363 - 02/27/12 02:29 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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right on barry... glenn gave him a shove and then dropped his hands and stuck out his chin as if to say "do you know who i am?".

i call bullshit on the black belt/trained fighter bit though. glenn sees the shot coming and sticks his left arm out under dannys incoming right instead of covering or blocking.

glenn put up less of a fight than panzer did in the crib.
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#545379 - 02/27/12 04:58 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Jerkules]
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Here is a present for Figgs.



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#545388 - 02/27/12 06:01 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i call bullshit on the black belt/trained fighter bit though. glenn sees the shot coming and sticks his left arm out under dannys incoming right instead of covering or blocking.


Maybe, maybe not. Belts don't mean much in the real world. I've known black belts who have never been in a real fight, for whatever reason. There's different dynamics to really throwing down. When my ex got her TKD green belt (I think), she told me should was pretty sure she could take me. I asked if she'd ever been in a fight or been punched in the nose. Of course not. I said maybe we should revisit when she'd been punched in the nose, because there's really nothing like the jolt of a pop in the snookum.

Like you said, Glenn drops his hands. Rookie mistake or the mistake of a guy used to using his size to intimidate.
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#545512 - 02/28/12 06:04 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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this is cool
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#545710 - 03/02/12 11:31 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#546987 - 03/11/12 01:43 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: have2cit]
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#547128 - 03/12/12 01:48 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/12/12 01:48 PM)

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#547191 - 03/12/12 07:42 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#547877 - 03/18/12 10:42 PM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/18/12 10:42 PM)

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#547878 - 03/18/12 11:05 PM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#548713 - 03/25/12 10:26 PM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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#549114 - 03/30/12 07:56 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I guess you could file this in the music video thread too if you want. Drunk Canadian singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the cop car.

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#549165 - 03/31/12 01:26 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4ZmItC4dE&feature=player_embedded#!

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#549168 - 03/31/12 02:52 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: gia jordan]
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#549170 - 03/31/12 03:39 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Pipe dream and e.y. davis. have a band?

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#549172 - 03/31/12 04:39 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cum Stains]
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Originally Posted By: Cum Stains
Pipe dream and e.y. davis. have a band?


It's not me. Probably just a tribute band.
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#549235 - 04/01/12 12:58 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: E.Y.Davis]
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#549236 - 04/01/12 01:36 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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That first clip really shows that the fatter and dumber they are, the smarter they think they are.
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#549237 - 04/01/12 01:56 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Jerkules]
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Time to get a new phone on the government's expense:








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#549300 - 04/01/12 10:53 AM Re: YoueTube Finds LOLZ LUKE FORD!!!! [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Don't the people who go on Judy ever watch the show before going on? Stupid cunt.
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#549486 - 04/03/12 04:35 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Just happened this afternoon.

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#549580 - 04/04/12 12:58 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: have2cit]
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#549614 - 04/05/12 12:03 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#549910 - 04/08/12 07:14 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: CxGxPx]
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Where the fuck is the media coverage of this shit?


Here is the video he references and links to





Now of course who the fuck knows if the info and name in that video are correct being a youtube post but the video speaks for itself. The media loves to show hate crimes and racial incidents but are very quiet on this one.


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (04/08/12 07:16 PM)
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#549912 - 04/08/12 08:43 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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If White folks started rioting every time a Honkey got a hangnail, maybe the media would take some notice.
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#550381 - 04/13/12 07:36 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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This is long, but it is absolutely incredible. Sorry for being on his dick so hard, but Patrice was amazing.


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#551399 - 04/23/12 11:26 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#551472 - 04/24/12 07:18 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS


Tells me just how fucked up I am that I watched and enjoyed that video! :P
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#551750 - 04/27/12 03:57 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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amazing.
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#551778 - 04/27/12 10:50 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Patrice is the man.

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#552703 - 05/06/12 08:17 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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When they get this shit perfected it is going to be like Terminator all up in here. grin



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#552708 - 05/06/12 08:23 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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yes!!!
cleet i posted part one of the quadrotor here awhile back with the same thought.

people are bawling about drone strikes from half way across the world...imagine their shock and horror when we unleash 5 thousand of these little fuckers armed with poison darts and pre-programmed to recognize the faces of al-quedas hundred most wanted.
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#552854 - 05/08/12 06:54 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Huge fail at about 1:12

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#552862 - 05/08/12 08:44 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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That left a mark.
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#552936 - 05/09/12 01:49 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#553020 - 05/10/12 09:27 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#553032 - 05/11/12 03:30 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Jerkules]
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Pizza boomerang.


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#553117 - 05/12/12 11:26 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: cqd]
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I seriously have NO idea why stereotypes still exist.

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#553148 - 05/12/12 05:19 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I've seen the EBT thing. Hilarious stuff. I think I may have seen it on the trite thread.
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#553457 - 05/15/12 09:08 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#553462 - 05/15/12 11:25 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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^^^ That was actually pretty cool.
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#553465 - 05/16/12 12:24 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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here ya go. If ya wanna thank me, booty pic.


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#553467 - 05/16/12 02:02 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Jerkules]
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#554519 - 05/25/12 01:26 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Al Goldstein was a NYC porn God!
This clip shows the Screw Magazine publisher at his best
on his cable sex show– Midnight Blue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wQCe_5wY6A

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#554850 - 05/27/12 09:00 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: VW/Velvet]
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This one's for you Tatty.

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#554950 - 05/28/12 04:51 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Spunko]
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#554958 - 05/28/12 05:49 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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The pizza guy is an authority figure? Maybe in Tri's hood.

I liked the 2nd guy from Flock of Seagulls. I wonder if he has a PayPal account where I could help him with college.
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#555198 - 05/29/12 07:29 PM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#555851 - 06/03/12 10:18 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Uncle Joe]
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This girl is physically right up my alley. She is dopey but i would fuck the living shit out of her. I got some hate for posting that I was beating off to her. Figgs will prolly give this a thumbs up. Gia, stay away hater!.

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#555857 - 06/03/12 11:23 AM Re: YoueTube Finds [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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id like her to keep the bra on and have her tits hang out.shes a penis hamster.
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