in the nfl they call it the combine...

I bet it will never be called constipated.

constipated?. that type of scene is where the Germans got the idea for their 88's.

Gas chambers were the precursors I suppose.

Adriano has inspired a new generation of proctologists.

I am jacking to the pics of ghetto asses.

Lunchables-size Pringles containers are convenient for busting a nut into, without making a mess or hassle.

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pringles in or out ?
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^out, but in for your mom only

Sweet!
Battery recharge time

Watching cheap/amateur Russian p[orn and eating Habanero Quarter Pounder with Coke.

Never understood the appeal for fisting. I'm all over a 'lapse, but the fisting is an auto FF for me.

yeah...one looks like a war wound or a gut shot. the other resembles an amputation.

Jesus. So internal anatomy unnaturally hanging on the outside is A-OK, and even fappable, but hands in the butt is where the line is drawn? The fuck is with you people? I'm not big on fisting either, but if I was captured and forced to watch porn in some kind of fucked up clockwork orange scenario, I would take fisting over anatomy lessons about where teh' poop comes from any day of the week. You people are fucking insane and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

I personally don't "get" either .

It's the circus freak aspect, I guess. I mean, how many guys fist their wives in the real world?

As a percentage of the total population, the number is probably pretty small. In terms of absolute numbers, it is probably higher than would make anyone comfortable.

I would guess about the same percentage of guys who, when their wife's ass freakishly falls out, tells them to hold that position while they furiously punch the clown.

i'm with ya on the prolapse thing, fartz. it's almost like they're showing off. a fisting is just that and it's pretty clear who's running the show. i'll take degradation and shattered psyches over innards and speculums any day.

I had my ass fisted a few days ago by a young lady and it was surprisingly much more pleasant than the same experience in the doctor's office. I don't know why she did it, because I didn't ask, but as she was rooting around with a few fingers it just escalated.

Was she massaging the prostate or just jacking in & out?

This is the United Fucking States of America. We can have both. I'm shopping a pussy pump and nipple cupping devices for my girl. This land truly is blessed by the Almighty.

Fartz has removed themself from this topic

the birth canal might merit an exemption. we've all been there and such.

the inner workings of the shit pipe just to get your nut...no.

and fucken solid lol @fartz checking out.



if you say so...

Both. It was something quite unexpected, and was prompted by my desire to get inside her asshole, which she refused unless I agreed to let her do me first. It was a good experience, especially the prostate massage, and now I'm beginning to understand the popularity of strap-on dildos. I don't think they're all sold to lesbians.

I don't think you'll be seeing me on Goatse anytime soon, though.

It's only $11.75 shipped [I only have the black [manly] color in stock]. I call this thing Kinky Doodle [tm], I sold 40 of them on eBay:






And as...*Ding* *Ding* *Ding*...SPECIAL OFFER!!!: I will throw-in a rectal thermometer:

Only fisting I've ever enjoyed was an Anal Lick Fest scene with Amy Brooke. Forget the girl that was fisting her, but she starts with a couple fingers then eventually gets the whole fist in, thumb and all. We she takes her hand out, she has a handful of feces. You would think that a girl that can 'lapse like Amy would have an easy time cleaning herself.

out, panzer. get the fuck out. back to awop and stay there.
i realize he laid out some fag bait and you jumped all over it but your contributions aren't needed here. vanish.

Might need to start my own rosebud and 'lapse thread, this has turned gay.

Panzer selling male butt plugs isn't shocking, because....well. It's Panzer. But some of the other gay prolapsing, fisting, and the like?

I'm shocked at the gay around here.

Aleska was one of the hottest whores out there till she fucked up her hair with bangs.

Sounds like Rear Admiral and Panzer should get a room ....and some lube.

XXX clips

A scene from Cream Pie for the Straight girl 5. Johanson Rosses aka Susan Wenera lactates all over everyone and everything while getting buttfucked in a threesome.

Oh, my goodness.

Knew you'd like that !

This scene:

Teh newest Klixen clip

You gotta' hand it to that guy. He has no fucking shame at all. He also talks like boomhaur. It's a shame that he has so many atrocious women on that site. I like how he shoots POV and gets some decent looking girls that have a more normal look than your usual stripper whore. But the ratio of decent chicks to chicks that could be mistaken for the toxic avenger is like 6:250.

I've been watching amateur spanking videos lately. Much more thought provoking than pro spankings. You can create your own story as to why the chick is submitting to it. In the "lifestyle", damaged, cheating, burnt dinner, and on and on.

Source?
I added a hot movies app to the roku last night. Got lots of odd older stuff you can't see anywhere else.

I search tube sites for them. Some are like semi pro, others seem to be legit amateur.

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This one isn't amateur, but it is good.



Search terms I use are "homemade spanking" "amateur spanking" and "crying".

I know a few people who live the d/s thing as a full time lifestyle. Lists of shit to do...cooking, cleaning, whatever...followed by punishments for doing them wrong. Good times.

I imagine a drill sergeant like scenario where you purposely sabotage shit to get free licks in. Like she's mopping the floor and you walk up, dump yer drink out, quietly say "you missed a spot" then immediately get crankin' on dem buttcheeks.

i appreciate a clean house but losing a drink and then all the rest is too much work in relation to what you get for me. to each their own and all but a good throatfucking covers most of those bases and then some.



@jerky
that first vid was almost disturbing until he rolled her over and what i thought were cries were actually laughter. total wood-killer. good whore though. thanks for sharing.

I like that one.

I like his stuff, too bad he only updates it 2 times per month [26 times per year]. I will buy 8 of his DVDs in december with 50% off. Meanwhile, check out one of the trailers of his [on 1:20 specifically].

Battle of the Asses #5

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Just watched some tranny porn [because I'm a tranny lover]