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#319453 - 08/22/08 07:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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wow. you just nailed it.

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#319454 - 08/22/08 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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j crew slacks i bought




Brought to you by the people who decorated Brandon Iron's apartment...


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#319455 - 08/22/08 07:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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j crew slacks i bought




Brought to you by the people who decorated Brandon Iron's apartment...



They forgot to throw in the yellow porn couch. It was a BOGO special with pants.

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#319456 - 08/27/08 05:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1 month subscription to http://wc-video.voyeur-russian.com $15.00

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#319457 - 08/31/08 05:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just ran out yesterday....


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#319458 - 09/02/08 03:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Curry Chicken Soup. I am sick. I am sad to disappoint you, but it is not AIDS but a serious cold.

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#319459 - 09/02/08 02:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Frozen Chicken/Pasta/vegetables mix. I just poured a large bowl of the stuff and put it in the microwave. I got ONE (1) piece of chicken in the entire bowl. Cheap shit.

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#319460 - 09/02/08 04:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 cheese sticks

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#319461 - 09/02/08 04:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
One of these:

Ion Drumkit

to fuel my unhealthy Rock Band obsession.
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#319462 - 09/04/08 08:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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6 Fallout shelter plans and manuals "Straight From the Executive Office of the President and Office of Civil Defense" for $13.89 on eBay.

Shelters, Shacks, and Shanties by D. C. Beard (2008) book for $4.99 on eBay

5 Vintage architectural books for under $40.00 on eBay

8 Rechargeable Energizer AAA batteries - $12.99 in eBay

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#319463 - 09/04/08 10:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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6 Fallout shelter plans and manuals "Straight From the Executive Office of the President and Office of Civil Defense" for $13.89 on eBay.


Shelters, Shacks, and Shanties by D. C. Beard (2008) book for $4.99 on eBay


5 Vintage architectural books for under $40.00 on eBay


8 Rechargeable Energizer AAA batteries - $12.99 in eBay





Gia, I know stretching the page out annoys you, but can I get special dispensation to post the big ass graphics from the NY Daily News when the cops dig up the Panzerbunker next week? Thanks.

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#319464 - 09/05/08 08:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Toothpicks

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#319465 - 09/05/08 08:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A 500ml bottle of chloral hydrate. Alex this is exactly the kind of thing you need to look into.
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#319466 - 09/05/08 09:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A 500ml bottle of chloral hydrate. Alex this is exactly the kind of thing you need to look into.



So, what do you need it for?

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#319467 - 09/05/08 09:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Helps me go to sleep when the eternal questions of life are bugging me. I only use a tiny amount. Around 5ml and in a half hour i will be fast asleep.

But they also use it as a hypnotic pre-surgery and is a great drug for "slipping people mickies". Look it up.

Depending on the dosage it looks to be able to send a person into a kind of "twilight sleep" half asleep but no motor functions. Great as a sleep aid to use on yourself and great for the sick things you have planned And it's very cheap.

I have about 20 minutes it's already taking hold and I will drop. I wouldn't normally try to forward your agenda, Alex. Haven't yet check if it causes me amnesia.
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#319468 - 09/05/08 09:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Helps me go to sleep when the eternal questions of life are bugging me. I only use a tiny amount. Around 5ml and in a half hour i will be fast asleep.

But they also use it as a hypnotic pre-surgery and is a great drug for "slipping people mickies". Look it up.



How do you take it? Sniff it, drink it raw, mix it with Dr. Pepper or just thru the anus?

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#319469 - 09/05/08 09:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Good Lord.

Coming soon: pictures of hamsters in model tanks.
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#319470 - 09/05/08 09:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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mix it with Dr. Pepper




Probably makes the most sense. Like I said, you are in front of a computer, look it up.
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#319471 - 09/05/08 09:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Good Lord.




Sorry Gunker, I am still getting used to being an XPT poster. I know Alex well from elsewhere.
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#319472 - 09/05/08 09:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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mix it with Dr. Pepper




Probably makes the most sense. Like I said, you are in front of a computer, look it up.



No time right now to look it up. I am doing price search on books and browsing for deals on belts.

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#319473 - 09/05/08 09:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Alex I went to locksmith school. What kind of dead bolt locks are you looking at, or just the deadbolt hardware and not the locks?
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#319474 - 09/05/08 09:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Alex I went to locksmith school. What kind of dead bolt locks are you looking at, or just the deadbolt hardware and not the locks?



Belts, not bolts. I wanna get myself a fancy designer belt for a cheap price so I would look elegant.

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#319475 - 09/05/08 09:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh, sorry. I misread.
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#319476 - 09/05/08 09:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Oh, sorry. I misread.



What do you think about Sex Mansion with secret dungeons, prisons and enema rooms?

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#319477 - 09/05/08 10:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I don't think about that. But enjoy yourself.
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#319478 - 09/05/08 10:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I don't think about that. But enjoy yourself.



Ok.

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#319479 - 09/05/08 10:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Oh, sorry. I misread.



What do you think about Sex Mansion with secret dungeons, prisons and enema rooms?




lofty goals for a burger flipper.

BTW, cheesy bacon tendercrisp.... gave me the shits. Fuck BK.

*first time i ate fast food in 2 years (while sober)... and last
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#319480 - 09/05/08 10:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I don't think about that. But enjoy yourself.



Fuck dude your funny.....welcome!
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#319481 - 09/05/08 11:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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All these books for $64.82 shipped:

Helmut Newton: Private Property
Technical Drawing
Architectural Drafting and Design
Technical Drawing Problems
Architectural Rendering Fundamentals
Principles of Engineering Graphics
Architectural Detailing for Commercial Construction
Architectural Drawing and Planning
Technical Writing: Process and Product (5th Edition)
Techniques of Interior Design Rendering and Presentation
Residential Landscaping I: Planning/Design/Construction
Plan and Section Drawing

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#319482 - 09/06/08 03:19 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Fuck dude your funny.....welcome!





I have been talking with Alex for years now, it helps to maintain a sort of dry composure.

Ever seen the movie The Corndog Man?
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#319483 - 09/06/08 06:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Good Lord.





Sorry Gunker, I am still getting used to being an XPT poster. I know Alex well from elsewhere.





Don't mind him, Dude. He's just confused since the Daily Kos hasn't yet taken a position on Hamsters. Some suspect them of being agents of Karl Rove.

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#319484 - 09/06/08 02:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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4 bracelets and 1 cufflink set - under $104.00



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#319485 - 09/06/08 03:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Have you ever even seen what nice accessories look like? I'm guessing you buy these items based on your recollection of how they should look from line drawings in some library book.

Quality accessories will outlast the dress shirts or clothing they are worn with by decades. For several types of clothing (dress shirts especially), this allows you to cut a few corners on the price of clothing item, with little noticeable difference overall because of the accessories (tie, cufflinks, watch).

People will often remember the tie, but not the interchangeable white dress shirt beneath it.

The accessories themselves don't even need to be exorbitant in price -- they just can't look like trash, like the ones in that photo. A simple, small set of onyx or deep black cufflinks are the male accessory equivalent of the "little black dress".

Guess they don't teach you this at Burger King.

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#319486 - 09/06/08 04:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Don't take his shit Alex. Show him your Spetsnaz studded nut bracelet.
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#319487 - 09/06/08 05:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Have you ever even seen what nice accessories look like? I'm guessing you buy these items based on your recollection of how they should look from line drawings in some library book.

Quality accessories will outlast the dress shirts or clothing they are worn with by decades. For several types of clothing (dress shirts especially), this allows you to cut a few corners on the price of clothing item, with little noticeable difference overall because of the accessories (tie, cufflinks, watch).

People will often remember the tie, but not the interchangeable white dress shirt beneath it.

The accessories themselves don't even need to be exorbitant in price -- they just can't look like trash, like the ones in that photo. A simple, small set of onyx or deep black cufflinks are the male accessory equivalent of the "little black dress".

Guess they don't teach you this at Burger King.




The stuff that I bought is great. You know nothing about modern style, only some old-school concepts that they teach in the Esquire (I wanted to say Inquisitor ) magazine, pally.



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#319488 - 09/06/08 07:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319489 - 09/06/08 07:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm stylish.

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#319490 - 09/06/08 08:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA




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#319491 - 09/06/08 08:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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We have those in my neighborhood.
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#319492 - 09/06/08 08:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Good Lord.





Sorry Gunker, I am still getting used to being an XPT poster. I know Alex well from elsewhere.





Don't mind him, Dude. He's just confused since the Daily Kos hasn't yet taken a position on Hamsters. Some suspect them of being agents of Karl Rove.




Jim, you are two or three Daily Koz references from triggering that throbbing neck vein into full thrombosis mode.

I for one, pledge that I will not do that.


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#319493 - 09/06/08 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Jim, you are two or three Daily Koz references from triggering that throbbing neck vein into full thrombosis mode.







EDIT: Your other post seems to explain things...

Quote:

Sorry, I've been giggling about my prior post involving Brandon Iron's dick chigger flea circus for the past half hour and have realized I've been drinking too much, and need to lie down.





OK, then. Carry on.

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#319494 - 09/07/08 07:46 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I just ordered some caviar on the Amazon.

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#319495 - 09/08/08 09:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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The new Adidas Rod Lavers, perhaps the most comfortable shoe I have ever worn. And they're making 'em in leather again!


People were mad obsessed with gettin this shoe made again.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adidasrl
Nice move, Adidas....


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Edited by tattypatty (09/08/08 09:50 PM)
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#319496 - 09/09/08 01:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I misread that as Rod Lovers.
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#319497 - 09/09/08 07:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Lemar & Dauley 'Jason' hoody! Fuck Yeah! I love it!

(pic is not mine/offa ebay $150? they be nuts.)

Humming Gizmo Plush Toy. The chick has an obsession with that movie....


iPhone 3g

..my old one had been dropped so many times the fucker stopped working....

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#319498 - 09/11/08 03:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Wahl Peanut clippers. 70 bucks. It helps me rock the stubbly Statham look....


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#319499 - 09/11/08 03:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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good taste, I've had 3 or 4 pairs of the green canvas ones since high school. best sneaker ever made, followed by the air max 95 then air max 97
Quote:

The new Adidas Rod Lavers, perhaps the most comfortable shoe I have ever worn. And they're making 'em in leather again!


People were mad obsessed with gettin this shoe made again.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?adidasrl
Nice move, Adidas....


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#319500 - 09/11/08 07:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/05
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NYC transit hoodies for all my 3 dogs. They're awesome.

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#319501 - 09/11/08 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:

NYC transit hoodies for all my 3 dogs. They're awesome.



Maybe we should get married?

Used Nautica wristwatch for my grandpa - $25.00 on eBay.

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#319502 - 09/11/08 09:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 1342
Giorgio Armani boots from Saks. Pricey, but I rarely ever find boots I like, so I didn't hesitate.



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