The fedoras and nerdness make me think an offshoot of hipsters. Or the unholy spawn of hipsters and douchebags.

I'd totally subscribe to the magazine just for the Chris Brown interview. I imagine slapping her around would be more satisfying than lovin her.

With the exception of the fedora and the My Little Pony, I can admit I've been there. I've been friends with lots of girls that would bang anything with a pulse except me. But they think nothing of drunk dialing you all hours to whine about how they latest mope was a mope. It's certainly nothing I'd have said out loud to anyone, let alone joined a forum to hug it out with other losers.