Sweet.

$147 in Bank charges. What'd she do, bounce a gift card?

I call bullshit, unless Sean and Whitacre put their money where their mouth is and report that noise. I mean, there's a complete system for whistle-blowing and anonymous tips. In fact, the IRS loves snitches so much, in some cases, they'll even give you a cash reward for that shit.





"The IRS may pay awards in exchange for valuable information that leads to the collection of "taxes, penalties, interest or other amounts from the noncompliant taxpayer," according to the agency's website. There are various types of awards granted, depending on the evader's income level and classification (business or individual). The IRS likely chooses to focus its efforts on these larger cases because they have a higher payoff. It has also been suggested that higher income individuals have been found to cheat more frequently and for higher sums of money, mostly because they tend to earn more self-reported income."

I hate to be that guy, but what good is dealing in cash if you're going to report it accurately?

I'm sure PC is a non- profit of some sort. Those are structured to gin the system.

Imagine being a donor and realizing that $60K went into Lyin' Lubben's pocket while women in need got a bag of toiletries or whatever you find at the 99 cent store.

BI, if someone is stupid enough to donate, they ain't gonna be bright enough to wonder where the money actually goes.

I wonder how much of the donations came from the pole smoker at AHF?

Ya think any of those donations are laundered proceeds from high dollar tricks?

Who is the last whore Lubben did anything for? I think I remember one complaining since Desi made off w/ the rental car.

I just take great pleasure in imagining the faces of older, caring adults when they read who they were really helping. Bullshitted again! I'd like to think that even a small twig of information like this could break their slightly-hunched backs, curved from all the honest work they did for decades.

Thank you, Shelley Lubben.

Yeah, but how long they gonna keep donating when they find out where it's going? Shit, the donor list is so small even BI could afford to do a mailing. If he doesn't, he got no call to complain.

They're all that way. Whatever their "cause" is, it's a just a come on for fundraising.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Being a hypocrite and scam artist is a full time job and deserves full time pay. She is definitely in the belly of the porn beast being based in Bakersfield.

She is a small time version of that dude who begs for money for the Christian Children's Fund on TV with the videos of the kids with flies in their noses. For $20/month you get handwritten letters from inert, illiterate children who don't speak English slavishly thanking you for your donation. I always wondered how that worked.

Good for Lubben to fleece people out of $60,000 for her. She's probably doing better now than she did as an actress. You can't blame her for keeping the scam going if the machine keeps paying off.

That's what I was thinking. I mean, not that I want to applaud her necessarily, but there is some kind of admirability in, how do I put this....the dedication to the craft? Shelley's a scumbag for sure, and I believe she sleeps just fine at night due to the fact that her soul was lost somewhere between a rough night with daddy and Rodney Moore's putrid taint, but all in all, she lives in a bigger house than me.

nice

Why the fuck wouldn't the southtexas white trash who goes by the handle TRPWL on this hell hole post this tread? Is Mr. Meat just a Meat Puppet Alt for pasty legs?

I tend to believe ALL charities are scams.

Red Cross included.

Just an excuse to give an incompetent kid or useless wife of some millionaires jobs.

Go back to the Dr's and tell him to increase the dosage of whatever fucking psycho meds you're on. Right now, it ain't doing the trick bitch.

I wrote to Lara Roxx on Twitter, asking if Shelley Lubben or the Pink Cross Foundation offered her any assistance. Her reply: "No, they didn't."

KEEP DONATING!!

I'm going to start a non profit called The Pink Starfish Foundation, with the goal of educating women about anal pleasure and health. 2 one day seminars per weekend. I'm thinking of booking a fall tour of the north east, and see how the seminar revenue and donations turn out.

If all does well, I'll be heading to the bible belt to winter in the warmth of the south. Many a Southern Belle has hopes of being an Anal Only Virgin until marriage, and we will strive to assist them in saving their Vagina for Jeebus, while keeping Tee Roy and Ray Bob interested.

We will be cross promoting other causes also. Our "Stay In School, Let Him Push In Your Stool" campaign will be emphasizing the difficulties involved with teen pregnancy and the fact that condoms break, especially when met with the firm, tight grip of a teen vagina.

The way I figure it, if a lunatic, alleged pill addict can fleece rubes to the tune of $130k/year, then I should be raking in 1/4 mill in year 2 by championing a worthy cause such as The Pink Starfish Foundation. Hell, I'll prolly make bank in t-shirts and pins.

Anyone interested in assisting getting this endeavor off the ground should contact me via PM.

To be fair to Lubben, the whole Lara Roxx thing occurred prior to her starting Pink Cross. Still, if it's true that they want to help performers in transition, why not help Lara Roxx? If anyone seems to be a classic case that would fit their mission, it's her. Why not pay for some sort of retraining?

From Lara Roxx today:


lara roxx ‏@lararoxx 3h
@BrandonIron I didnt I didnt know about them :.( until they ask to interview me for their blog
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"Stay In School, Let Him Push In Your Stool"

See. That's exactly why I never got into anal. I don't like the the element in that neighborhood.

She made a big show with Sierra Sinn and then did relatively nothing.

All the money goes to Lubben.

I hate seeing Lubben rake in $60K while so many talented cocksuckers are out of work. Just doesn't seem fair.

If it makes you feel any better I've heard her husband was fired.

No. I have nothing against her husband, kids, or anyone else besides Lyin' Lubben. I want to see her go down, but not in the usual way.

Proper enema technique will be part of one seminar session, and why we will have a sign up sheet for volunteers.

Yep. Enemas (bags, not those little bottles) are crucial to a satisfying anal experience.

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

From what?

They write the girls' testimonials in entirety. Interviews too.

The IRS has been notified, we also supplied them with the booth listings for each porn convention over the last 3 years.. Statements from ex workers and a soon to be ex worker as well as a family member...

The husband was let go in Oct from his medical sales job. Since then, Shelley has made him get Ordained..

Lubben used to be able to use the Pink Cross money for her own personal shit, but since Garrett lost his job shes had to use her scam money to pay some of the bills..Donations have been down the last 2 years and will continue to dwindle causing pink cross to die a slow painful yet funny death

Nathanial Mayweather:
It must really bother you knowing i have a residence right down the rd from you and all you can do is troll me here..LOL True definition of bitch.

All you really have to do is ask me to meet you off 281 and we can deal with it..

Who will be CXXX and who will be Donny Long and run away?

Sean, just remember, the Iron Claw don't work in real life. Try going with a Sharp Shooter or Camel Clutch for the win.

Figure Four all the way.

Dammit, the iron claw does work if done correctly..The Iron Claw is the greatest finishing move ever

its rare one of my trolls resides in my city. Its like a gift,,dont ruin it for me...lol

So you are saying he's Donny Long then.

I'm curious to learn more about the Iron Claw and how I can incorporate this into my schtick.

Here ya go, BI:

You get the whore ass on the edge of the couch, head against the back of the couch. When you are about to cum, put on a fingerless black leather glove then put your palm on her forehead and squeeze her head in your fingers. You'll do the most damage with yer lil hands by concentrating your effort on putting pressure on the temples w/ thumb and pinky.



You may be better off putting a sock over your hand and going with a Mandible Claw. I see you more as Mick Foley's lame Dude Love persona, than Mankind.



Figure four pic for Barry:

Those man-on-man examples you gave were very insightful and disturbing. As a man who just edited a scene with Sara Hide where I tell her "Next time, I want you to come over after you've gone for a run so your feet are nice and sweaty," I think I should take steps to reevaluate where my career is going.

You're taking the first step towards a new path. (con-spew-cius)

Fritz and the boys made the claw look real. Blackjack Mulligan never seemed to have his hand positioned right.

Ashley Blue really was the queen of the self mandible claw.

My preference ....

Fuckin' Lurch in the bankgroud. Kunis is a fucking hot little piece of candy.

I just watched the new Wizard of Oz movie w/ her and James Franco. So sad it was like g or PG, cause she looked like she was gonna burst out of her corset like dress.

That movie was crap. And if there's one thing I know, it's crap.

Of the 3 "witches", Kunis Weisz Williams, she's the only one that hasn't done a good nude scene yet.

Indeed it was. The last 20 minutes or so it got better, but yeah what a piece of shit.

What a shame that there will be kids who grow up and see that version but not the original.

She looks trustworthy to me.

Take a run at her PD!!!

She's your kind of lady.

Crook. Deluded. Borderline Psychotic. With an income ....

Too much werk for a low-level target.

Not for someone with your silver tongue.

One rambling poem from you, I bet she drops her pants quicker than she would for a chinaman with a nickel to spare, which I believe the French use as a measure of 1/10 the speed of light.

You know what.

This is fucking comedy gold. Where all you n*ggas come from, bitch?

Only the ones with bad parents.

Or who don't listen to Dark Side of the Moon.

Chinaman. +1000