Mods, a big mea culpa if this is in the wrong forum. It's been a while, I'm a little less than sober, and it seems like the right place

Had easily the strangest evening I can recall a couple months back. I've kept in touch here and there with a girl I don't think the board is too fond of, or at least not fond of her porn, but remains one ofmy top 5 favorite fuckbuddies ever, the lovely Allie Sin. I had business in Florida, and let her know I'd be down her way, thinking maybe shed want to meet up for a quick session and a break from her hubby. Instead, she suggests a sort of double date with her and her dude, and she would bring her best friend that she swore was hot as hell, so I decided to go for it, worst case scenario I'll make an excuse to bounce after dinner.

Met up at the restaurant, 1st off, her dude had that "I'm in a shitty band and I don't shower" look going on, kinda gross but he seemed real nice. Stephi looked really good, hasn't aged much and defiantly fuckable, and her girlfriend Kat, never did porn but she had 'crazy wild Florida freak' written all over her. Dinner was uneventful, went back to my hotel to smoke an el and maybe hit the pool. Getting out of the rental SUV, Kat pinned me to the truck to kiss me. Aswe're making out, she kisses a pill into my mouth which an experienced pull head I gobble it like Ryan Knox does with fat chicks urine. As expected, she advised me it was x which I was fine with. We get to the room, Kat and I hit the shower to have some fun, and walked out of the bathroom to find Allie and her dude trying to fuck, but dude either couldn't get wood or keep it, thanks to the hillbilly heroin he snorted while we were showering, and 20 minutes later he passed out.

Steph suggests we hit the pool without him, didn't have to twist my arm. In the pool those 2 start going at it and their tops came off at some point. We moved the party to the hot tub where all hell broke loose. They fucked and sucked each other, they did the same to me, and the evening ended with my ball juice spread over 4 very nice titties. When we got back to the room, homeboy was just leaving to go look for us at the pool, so we dodged a bullet, and from what she's told me since, he never suspected anything or even questioned her about it. Definately a fun trip down mammory lane. She was dealt a rough deck and was always cool with me. Low maintenance, didn't ask for shit and always appreciated anything I gave her. Seems to be in a good place, relatively happy, and loves dude in her own way. Think his name is Jerry or Jeramie? Don't know don't care. Allie/Steph and Kat were a wild ride I'll look up again should my travels send me that way again.

If this was boring& I shouldn't post more of them let me know. I tend to ramble and go long which I'll work on. For any of you that may call bullshit, keep in mind that I don't give a fuck if you believe me or not, but every word I write is legit, and I'll gladly share some moments in which I've failed miserably in my carnal attempts. Plus, those are often funnier after the fact than the successes

Many of us on this board are Allie Sin fans.

I appreciate the story, especially if true.

What'd that set you back?

Sup blaster

As you know I'm never shy about giving that info. However, I go back a bit with Allie and we've always enjoyed hanging and banging. I've helped her out in the past but not in a long while. All I paid for was dinner, and I always have and share party favors. I did notice she's a completely different broad around her dude, was instantly more relaxed once we hit the pool, and she seemed kind of embarrased of his wood failures and passing out. Plus it was our 1st threesome and she went hard, like competitive, which made Kat step her game up. I was an unworthy and lucky fella

Nite, it's all true, but believe what you'd like. If I was bullshitting there woulda been more and better details. I did forget or maybe just left out the fact that when Kat took me in the shower when we got to the hotel, she wasted no time going down on me. Between her teasing, stripping, and sucking, I lost my first nut with her after about 6.7 seconds, not exactly a proud moment. Thankfully, he rebounded nicely

A story of Allie Sin TRYING to fuck is worthwhile. Thanks for sharing, and if she ever sends you pics, my inbox is always open.

Jerk, if she ever leaves this dude, nudes should be a slam dunk. As for her fuck skills, I'd agree she sucks in porn scenes, but I've been with her more than 10 times over the years, and not once did she get lazy or halfass it

Highly recommended it. Her tittays seem bigger than I remember. May be fakes but they seem real and feel great

doesn't this former teen runaway whore work the strip clubs in the Tampa Florida area? Oh, most strippers hook.

^^^wtf? did somebody steal cctv footage?

interesting psychology behind your response.

A. It is a spy cam where a guy has used clandestine hacker or spy skills to steal the feed of a camera set up in a prominent strip club.

B.the Strip Club is selling accesses to this camera online.


http://www.monsvenus.com/

hmmm. dunno why'd someone pay to watch a buncha strippers sit on their ass, but to each their own...

I could see someone paying for that long before they pay to see a girl like a grandma's butthole.

So what do I know? Nada.

Seems Nate is right.

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I dunno. I kinda don't wanna know what goes on in the dressing room. I might see something that ruins the fantasy.

How you doing Tritone?

^^^^^
Just fine, Jig! About to do the normal sunday Mcdonalds "Big Breakfast w/Hotcakes" run. Then I'll finish watching Waterwold with Kevin Costner. Believe it or not, I'd never seen it before.

Well, then. You have a good breakfast, sir.

I for one am very interested in hearing more about allie..

You remind me so much of Big Black. He loved his McDonalds breakfast too. He's the guy on the left in the first video.





Do you know him?

back on topic please..

well then get thee to an Airport or a Grey Hound and book a trip to Tampa and go to the strip club for all you can eat Allie Sinn.

Is she really still working at a strip club?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?

She's moved up to Checker's now.

Allie would definitely be destination pussy. Nice 4 day vacation. Fly in Thursday afternoon, check in, chill out, get drunk. Friday afternoon hook up with her, filthy banging, dinner, drugs, fuck till daylight. Wake up Saturday, eat some hotcakes and syrup out of her ass crack, bangin, early dinner, long session of good bye sex, and she leaves somewhere around 10pm-midnight. Sleep like a baby, up Sunday morning, grab some crap at a tourist trap so family/friends don't think you spend the entire time in a motel w/ a hooker, smoke a doobie, head to the airport, nap on the plane, home in time for True Blood.

Only one problem with that plan. You can't bring all those drugs with you on the plane. You're going to need a lot of drugs and you can't count on her locating them there in floriduh.

Well I'll be damned. That's all I got ! :-)

for the jerkules package tour, one would find a way..

Last time I was on a plane, I had a gram of meth in between my toes on one foot and some pills in between the toes on the other foot. Unless they make you take your socks off, I think that is a fine way.

Other than that, I like to keep a hair brush like this around.



Pull the rubber part w/ bristles out and stick pills in there, for checked luggage. I wouldn't use it for weed on a plane, but have for weed on a long drive.

Weed is the stinkiest drug, so it is the hardest to smuggle on a plane. Only person I knew that did it wrapped 1/4 in 2 ziplocks and stuffed it in a shampoo bottle. Do you have to have clear bottles in checked baggage, or just carry on?

What about that new scanner they have here? That one that they make you stand in place with your arms up? Can't that see everything?




You can have it in checked luggage. In carry-on you are limited to 3 oz per bottle and they all must fit in a quart ziplock.

My mom carries lots of mouthwash when she travels. Those HUGE costco bottles for my stepdad.

I didn't think about the scanner.

If you can still use opaque bottles in checked luggage, then I would bag the drugs and stuff em in shampoo.

It's federal to get popped getting on a plane with dope?

I knew a bloke back in the JP days that used to tape his pills to his taint. turned out to be a clever move..

I accidentally brought a bunch of percocets into LA. they scanned em but didn't make me open my bag.
I always travel with a little clonazepam (klonipin) and nobody's ever said shit.

I heard a story of a chick who used to cross the US/Canadian border w/ a hundred or more pills sewed into a maxi pad up against her junk.

As far as I know, it's always local and federal if you are travelling between states [which is not all flights].

So, you can face two sets of charges. Usually, if the feds are interested and have long penalties, the local cops defer.



I don't see a problem with transporting most pills since they can't tell pills from one another easily. Just put them in a prescription bottle with your name on it.

Putting it between your toes, however, would likely get them to check the pills.

I don't smoke pot or do drugs ... or even drink much, so in drug trafficking I'm like a homo priest telling you how to fuck a girl, but it would seem to me that pot or loose powders, like cocaine, would be problematic and sniffed for. Pills? I can't see how they could tell the difference.

I bet they are trained to spot the popuar ones like Vicodin and Norco and Oxy. Also, make sure you do not have different pills in the same bottle. Dead giveaway.

Can't find drugs in Tampa, St.Pete, Clearwater? You've got to be kidding.

Can't depend on a whore to score for you. No kidding.

Quite possibly.

I travel with my meds in one bottle. None of it's "popular". Thankfully, I'm down to two meds and some vitamins. The only time my bag has been examined that I can recall at the moment was for a crystal elephant they thought was a liquid.

Until 3 years ago I always flew with a Koran. I can say that you get less issues if you travel with a Koran between NY and Florida. They don't want to be accused of profiling.

Maybe the whore might be the Jamie Curtis/ Julia Roberts soul with a heart of gold that doesn't do dope. Her name's Tanner what?

I always have a bottle of many kinds of vitamins and advil all mixed up. I have yet to have them pull it out and sort it.