That's way too big a cock to be BI.

You've successfully baited me into posting what you really want to see.

Blondes sucking cock?


Does she have a twin?


Any twins on your site(s)?

Sorry, Uomo. No twins.

As you know, I focus on quality, not quantity.

Spin for "too cheap to hire the Russo Twins".

Or buy Vivid, seeing as how they are contracted, aren't they?

Not for quite some time ....

Find that girls name dang it.

Which girl? The blonde?

Sorry, Brandon Irons, we don't really care to see you giving some whore herpes.

We all know you are a virulent herpes spreader, so why not just kill yourself?

BTW, how much did you get from David Joseph?

Well, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

That was meant for Brandon. The blonde he poked in the ass. Destin something? She must have another screen name.

^^^Forget it, Brandon doesn't want to admit it was a comp scene and not a new one so he'll never tell you.

Small Willie,
As I told this young lady, "Suck it."
That is all.
Brandon

Right, you told her to get herpes from your infected penis. How original for you, Brendan Irons.

Or did you hide that from her before she signed the cuntract?

She was only too happy to suck on mini me.

Was that at a Lollipop Guild meeting?

And you paid her how much?

How often do you break down in tears knowing the only pussy you get, is the ones you pay for?

You see this photo? I'm pointing to the exact spot where I had my breakdown, shook my fist in the air, and cried out "What have I done to deserve this??"

The baldness and short stubby legs is more hereditary than what you deserved for being a worthless PoS.

But I can't help but notice you are standing there by yourself. How much extra does it cost to have the whore hang out with you after you pay her to have sex?

Brandon Iron is Italian. There is no other explanation for that body type.

I'm half Italian, one quarter Irish, and one quarter English, m'Lord.

come on. we all pay for it, in one way or another..

I had another breakdown, this time in Santorini. Whereas Angelina Jolie has a double mastectomy, I had a single as the doctor said I had just a 50% chance of breast cancer.

True. But I know the ones that are walking out of my house didn't do it in order to pay the rent or get their next score

Santorini, nice.

I'd like to go there because some scholars think that was "Atlantis".

I think you might have chosen it because of your kinship with a wasted place that blew it's load.

How long did you stay?

The general consensus is that the quake occurred closer to Thera, and that it was the (if any) site of an Atlantis. The other two main suspects of an Atlantis are Santorini, as you said, and Crete, both of which were largely destroyed by the tidal wave from the Thera earthquake.

I just hope Brandon Irons has enough money left over from his paltry legal settlement (I've seen the papers), perhaps he can buy some t-shirts that actually have sleeves so he can shed the "moron Canuck" image he has cultivated for so long.

I have decided to stay permanently in Greece, Uomo. My paltry legal settlement allowed me to take early retirement.
This is the view from my bedroom window...


To earn beer money on the side, I do a live show with this donkey.


On Monday/Wednesday/Fridays, I fuck the donkey. On Tuesday/Thursday/Saturdays, we reverse it. Let me tell you, this donkey is hung like a horse! Gotta admit, I didn't think we'd have the chemistry we do.

B.I. was you at Larry's wedding nuptials or what nigga?

Was the wedding in Greece? If not, I probably wasn't there.

The wedding was in a Thai back alley. Larry be wylin son.

Hope he takes his honeymoon in Greece then.

Maybe y'all can dp the bride on his honeymoons.

P.s I missed you b.i. You my Canadian nigga.

Because after being part of the collapse of the porn economy you really want to settle in someplace with a stable economic future.

I used to be addicted to whores. Now I'm addicted to calamari. Don't know which is worse.

Interchangeable definitions.

Not really. Squids have souls.

Even Boston's former mayor, Kevin White, knows I don't appreciate the short jokes made at my expense.