I like the 1/2 rack of ribs & Monterey Chicken combo. Saves you from bothering with an appetizer. I'd dole out a hand job for that and 3-4 24oz beers.

Don't ask for the hand job first though. How am I gonna eat ribs if I just saw some dude's load on my hand?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral