I have decided to stay permanently in Greece, Uomo. My paltry legal settlement allowed me to take early retirement.
This is the view from my bedroom window...


To earn beer money on the side, I do a live show with this donkey.


On Monday/Wednesday/Fridays, I fuck the donkey. On Tuesday/Thursday/Saturdays, we reverse it. Let me tell you, this donkey is hung like a horse! Gotta admit, I didn't think we'd have the chemistry we do.