It's sad, but true.

Watch Chanel Preston, Mr. Pete, Bill Bailey and the great Jim Powers debate the issue on DevilsFilmTV

Today is your 10th anniversary of registration.

And, you've likely got less posts in 10 years than I have today.

Panzer is coming up on his 10th XPT birthday. Will you be doing a birthday post for him, with all the tranny fingering/shaving pics?

that's a brian redban routine... pipe, amirite?.

for panzers tenth we should ban him for the next ten.

I'm not posting any of his disgusting pics.

I need mind Comet to scrub those memories away.

Wow, it is my 10th anniversary. Is that a problem?

love the sig line...

mr. pete seems a bit aggressive over the whole bit while powers knows the menu and prices. i don't think mr. p gets out much.

Wasn't there a whore just recently that had Chili's on their wishlist? I think we discussed it.

Grip! How are ya?

Any new nunsploitation films on your radar these days?

Willie, hello!

Dude, did you see Nude Nuns with Big Guns? Extremely thrilling for the ex-Catholic school survivor in me. Produced by the peeps that brought you Run Bitch Run. Both fucking awesome. Of course, Lindsay Lohan as a nun in Machete was pretty moving too.

Porn-wise, Mother Superior from Girl Candy was pretty twisted. Any recommendations on your end?

NudeNunsWithBigGuns

Why? Should it be?

I only know Redban from the XXX Squad show featuring Dana DeArmond as a host. She's beyond weird.
The Olive Garden thing came up a few times, yes.

one of the things that has always challenged me on this board is keeping track of who's who.

he's pipe? pipe's alt? pipe's complete lack of surprise?

great clip though. I love that chick..

He's Grip Johnson, one half of the creative team that brought us such modern porn classics as "Donkey Punch".

Tritone must like the guy.

The "Oh No there's a negro in my mom/wife/daughter" series and stuff. I don't think they did a sister version.

The title I think is my favorite is MILF Money #6 [I think]. Lexi Matthews. Krysta-Lynn Lovely. Great interviews before the sex.

So of the youngest MILF's in history in that series.




Is he Cram's brother? Domestic partner? What?

There's an Italian one called The Nun and the Devil, which is based on a semi-true account of the convent of San Arcangelo in the 1700s. Let's just say the nuns have a bigtime problem with that pesky vow of celibacy.

One other is called Sex Life in a Convent, which is not real pornographic, but there is one great scene where a nun masturbates with a rosary.

And of course my favorite is still the German film Faust im Heligen Arche. Yes, there is a lot of nun-on-nun fisting, but it's also fun because Germans would know "Faust" either as their word for "fist," or as Satan. Some lovely wordplay there.

Also the author of the XPT Spam Notice/Disclaimer:


"This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "drpornz". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson."

All this nostalgia makes me want to call up a Jimmy John's deli in Canoga Park or Reseda and ask for Anthony.

I'd be more interested in a list of porn star who WOULD blow me for Olive Garden.

Really more Cheesecake Factory, Ruby Tuesdays or Outback.

I'm not a fan at all of Olive Garden ... or Red Lobster for that matter.

Not that I like any of the others. But, I'd suffer better there.

Tuesdays has endless steak fries. I can mow through a lot of steak fries.

One thing I've learned in life: Niggas LOVE red lobster.

I agree for the most part that you can't get laid by offering a porn star Olive Garden. However I would suggest in addition to the entrée if you tossed in a chicken wing appetizer I know for a fact you could score Sarah Jay, toss in a piece of cheesecake for dessert..... no make that 3 pieces of cheesecake Carmella Bing would give you the fuck of your life.

is that the place with awesome meatball subs or is that Cavaretta's?.

If the colonel's to be believed, anorexics'd make for a cheap lay.

Things That at least SOME porn whores definately will and have fucked in exchange sexy time for

1) The most popular- as little as $125.00 and for 1 particular hot, filthy girl $4,000.00, but that ended up being a 2 night 3 day fuckathon

2) Clothes- you probably won't get top quality tail taking her to WalMart, but get Her some Louboutin's aka red bottoms (for you black folks like Tritone the racist) or maybe a nice fancy Boutique in NYC, and you may wind up fucking in the dressing room

3). Food- Whores love them some overpriced, under flavored, and over rated eats. They all have a 'favorite' place where more than likely they've only read about, and like the idea of being seen at the place rather than eating. CAUTION- Coke whores pick this option the least, but catch Coke whore at the right time, and she'll lick your asshole for a gram

Almost forgot the most surprising one

4) Rides! More than once I've been offered and accepted road head and/or an in car fuck or outside the car fuck, depending on where you are and risk factor

I'm sure there's more but top of my head that's it

Colonel Klink! It's good to see another military man in the forum.

ex pw mope that would:

Isn't Chili's only worth and hand job?

Depends on whether or not it's Extreme Wings Week.

Liberace. Nice.

I like the 1/2 rack of ribs & Monterey Chicken combo. Saves you from bothering with an appetizer. I'd dole out a hand job for that and 3-4 24oz beers.

Don't ask for the hand job first though. How am I gonna eat ribs if I just saw some dude's load on my hand?

Should be at least a taco grab.

I'm not sure if I've ever eaten at Chili's.

Certainly not recently.