Some grand wizard or other in east Texas would declare a fatwa on the brotha'. If it were ANAL IR sans condom plus a brutal facial, elements of the Partisan Rangers might regroup and track down homie.
She might go for a 3-way dip in the IR pool with a short bj and a quick vag scene while a more advanced Central European sister/veteran take on the heavy and demeaning burden of full IR Anal.
All very much worth seeing.
I got no kids. The Earth ending doesn't bother me if I get to witness it. I guess I'm a bit Evangelical Christian that way.