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#138485 - 05/18/09 05:01 PM
Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Apparently he has a following on Twitter - http://twitter.com/AceCartier
There's some great lines in here including- "@EXXXOTICA As You Know I Will Be There. Covering The Event The Way Only An ACE Reporter Can. ;o)
i'm not going to lie, the thrill I experience visiting his page is definitely unhealthy. this may finally be my excuse to sign up -- just to follow the musings of this genetic misfire, as he spreads his gospel across this land like a skid mark on male culture. consider the latest:
"Only Bad Part About This Miami Weather Is A Colony Of Ants Is In The Frames Of My Car. Taking My Car To A Manual Car Wash Right Now."
on the surface you might think "okay, a high functioning downie with rotting food and candy wrappers piled up under the seats can't figure out why ants are in the car" -- big deal, right. but it goes deeper. consider the bear that encounters fire ants for the first time- lumbering and curious at first, then suddenly wild eyed in pain. should one have intervened? absolutely not. let go, let nature. sad as it is adorable, moments like these are the important steps along ACE's spiritual path, as he's living the paradox of the self guided puppet, perfecting the black art of learning to enjoy losing.
the famous theologian William Barclay once remarked,"There are two great days in a person's life -- the day we are born and the day we discover why." for some of us, that life-mission is to help the poor. for others, to learn and celebrate the arts. for still others, to enrich one's self with knowledge. For ACE, it is to wait for the right moment to approach a lady at a porn convention, put on the famous vacant stare to convey the disconnect from reality, and while making a conscious effort to breathe through his nose instead of his mouth, proceeding to rub the small of her back, slobbering in her ear "baby i'm your cadillac- built for comfort, not for speed" -- telling her what she wants to hear.
my heart has been knocked off its pedestal by this human hamburger. when that fateful day finally comes that he takes his mother's .357 magnum from the drawer and spins the cylinder, i'd hope to be there- to hold him in my arms like Jessie Jackson on MLK, complete with blood smeared on shirt after the fact. to be able to say, "I was there."
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#138486 - 05/18/09 05:13 PM
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Well written post. Thanks.
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#138489 - 05/21/09 09:25 PM
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Did he mention if it was home made or store bought?
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#138490 - 10/12/09 05:25 AM
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Registered: 09/14/09
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#138495 - 10/13/09 12:19 AM
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Registered: 09/14/09
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and the dude was the high school football team's starting QB. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/donkeypunchg.gif" alt="" /> Really? Do you have some dirty locker room pictures of him?
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#138500 - 07/26/10 02:41 AM
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All I can say is WTF?
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#138501 - 07/26/10 07:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Good God, what happened to his face? I know why he never shaves now. He looks just like Larry Flint.
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#138502 - 07/26/10 09:58 AM
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Class meets Class.
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#138505 - 07/28/10 06:00 PM
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Why is this pic not in here? 
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#138506 - 07/28/10 06:02 PM
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#138507 - 07/28/10 06:43 PM
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I know where it's from. I'm wondering why Biff's been sleeping, especially since it's been in the XPT vault for a year.
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#138508 - 07/28/10 06:50 PM
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Registered: 09/19/05
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I really hate to see a fellow human being let himself go that way. Walk, dude, WALK!
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#138509 - 07/28/10 06:57 PM
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I fear it's too late, Dude. In fact, I think even Burg would be hard pressed to find a mobility device suitable to the gentleman's needs. Maybe the DoD has a half-track project on the boards, but I doubt it.
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#138510 - 07/29/10 07:04 AM
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J.B. I could find a million mobile devices for AC. They are called hilltops.
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#138512 - 08/20/10 07:19 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
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Why is this pic not in here?
And, 2 milliseconds after this pic was taken, Brandon "Herpes" Iron became Brandon "Brandy Nine Fingers" Iron.
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#138513 - 08/20/10 09:18 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Every time I see that dude I am reminded to keep physically active and try to eat healthy foods.
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#138514 - 08/20/10 10:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
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There's a reason why all those people have their picture taken with him. Have you ever seen another picture in which Brandon looked THIS good? Standing or sitting next to AC is better than working out, liposuction, botox and Photoshop combined. He's the big equaliser. He could make ANYBODY look good! Poor boy! 
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#138515 - 08/20/10 10:02 AM
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Registered: 09/20/05
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AC is a walking incentive in so many ways...
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#138516 - 08/27/10 05:04 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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I know where it's from. I'm wondering why Biff's been sleeping, especially since it's been in the XPT vault for a year.
I'm on it. Don't usually post or read the other forums here. General rarely and the shit list mostly.
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#138517 - 08/27/10 09:32 AM
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Thank you, Sir. It's a humanitarian thing: Chuck and Ivor need their schadenfreude fix, too.
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#138519 - 09/05/10 06:47 PM
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#539469 - 01/05/12 07:06 AM
Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Porn Jesus
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Since there has been renewed interest in AC here lately, I thought a refresher course in his past here would be appropriate. Read it from the beginning and particularly enjoy the AC vs. Christie Lee dust up.
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#539494 - 01/05/12 10:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going i loled at this.i dont remember reading this.gonna dive more into this thread to see if there was a reason for the beef between these beefsters. i just looked at his twitter thats acecartier and the last tweet was "nobody cares think ill take my drunk ass to bed",which was on dec 24.no tweets since then at all.did he go for the big sleep?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#539688 - 01/06/12 11:53 AM
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This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going i loled at this.i dont remember reading this.gonna dive more into this thread to see if there was a reason for the beef between these beefsters. i just looked at his twitter thats acecartier and the last tweet was "nobody cares think ill take my drunk ass to bed",which was on dec 24.no tweets since then at all.did he go for the big sleep? Go check out my thread, figgs. I posted that tweet awhile ago.
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#539713 - 01/06/12 01:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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yeah i know,but at the time it wasnt his last tweet.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#539745 - 01/06/12 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I thought I read on one of the PSE Yahoo Groups that he died. He's the same as Fast Eddie that hung with Kathy Willetts, no?
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#539750 - 01/06/12 04:55 PM
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^^No. Different creepy fat dude.
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#539879 - 01/07/12 09:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I can't keep all these creepy fat fanbois straight.
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#539880 - 01/07/12 09:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Yeah, then when you add in all the creepy fat pervs it gets really hard.
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#551144 - 04/21/12 12:01 AM
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Can't find any new info. on this fat fuck anywhere. Sonny Chiba, if you're still out there help a douchebag out.
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#551147 - 04/21/12 12:39 AM
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He's still alive and on twitter @AceCartier.
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#551181 - 04/21/12 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, then when you add in all the creepy fat pervs it gets really hard. i know i just did... 
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#551182 - 04/21/12 03:29 PM
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so what was the rub a dub dub with the chub?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568625 - 09/23/12 03:16 AM
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No new pix on the AC front I can find. He's basically still trolling twitter for any porn chick that will feel sorry for him when he tweets how miserable his life is. I'm wondering if Cindy Loftus has given up the vag to him yet.
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#568663 - 09/23/12 10:21 AM
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why the hell doesnt he just book privates?^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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