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#264867 - 08/04/07 12:59 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Charlie's right. The last thing Sparxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx needs to do is eat.
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#264869 - 08/05/07 08:29 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Now come on guys - at least she's enthusiastic. I find her scenes to be downright nasty (in the good way) and always strokeworthy. Is there any other porno girl that reminds you more of the drunk soccer mom gone slut on the company picnic?
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#264870 - 08/05/07 12:28 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Is there any other porno girl that reminds you more of the drunk soccer mom gone slut on the company picnic?
Thankfully, no. She needs to be limited to the BBW genre.
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#264872 - 08/05/07 03:19 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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She's just fattening up her belly so she can rest her big titties on them. helps relieve some of that pressure on her back.
This is the most reasonable thing I've heard today.
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#264873 - 08/10/07 08:52 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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It would be nice if Lisa became best friends with Naomi Russell and, through mutual encouragement, their eating habits reach a median of normalcy. Would also make a heck of a reality show. 
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#264874 - 08/11/07 05:06 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Gianna Michaels '08!
in my mind this is the photograph on gianna drivers license.
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#264880 - 08/12/07 03:29 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...
I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.
(...and to think I was actually a big fan of Vette at one time. I suppose ignorace is bliss in some cases)
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#264883 - 08/12/07 03:57 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud =  Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.
I'm not sure where you are getting these "rules" from, but calling another guy a stud is simply a way to compliment his virility and sexual presence. I doesn't mean you want to be with him.
Its also just another way to refer to the male performer in a sex scene. He is the stud since he is giving the dick to the girl!
I get wood from women only, thank you!
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#264885 - 08/13/07 03:37 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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God her eyes are so dead and you can see the void inside her, almost as if the Uncle who paid her 5 bucks to play with her overdeveloped tits when she was 12 bought her soul too....  How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates??? I wonder if she could be paid in beef or cold cuts?????
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#264887 - 08/14/07 08:33 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Jesus G-yeah Fucking Christ.
SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP...FANBOI!
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I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.
Isn't that special? A race-fueled porno fanboi dipshit accusing others of being racist?
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#591132 - 05/12/13 03:36 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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she should join carmella bing for 400+kg double blowbang.
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#591138 - 05/12/13 06:31 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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She is getting too big for the tritones to lust after her and entering fat fetish territory.
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#591157 - 05/13/13 10:55 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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She really is. Enthusiasm can only count for so much.
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#591256 - 05/15/13 05:18 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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Eh,I'd still hit it.
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#591270 - 05/15/13 12:32 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Oh, of course. Me too.
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#591374 - 05/16/13 03:19 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig. No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/
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#591376 - 05/16/13 04:40 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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The tricks will definitely not be on to the trick that she went from zaftig to zeppelin without letting the victims know.
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#591380 - 05/16/13 05:26 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Included in that page is her Amazon Whishlist, IHOP, Cracker Barrel and Chili’s gift cards Ah yes. Them nice sit down places. And Cracker Barrel...is there even a Cracker Barrel in LA? Or any major city?
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#591381 - 05/16/13 06:46 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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never seen a cb. and i have no idea how chilis stays in business...that place sucks. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.
exactly... not sure why/how the fact that she cracked the 300lb marker is news.
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#591385 - 05/16/13 07:15 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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And Cracker Barrel...is there even a Cracker Barrel in LA? Or any major city? There is no Cracker Barrel further West than Boise, so no, no Cracker Barrel in Los Angeles. Your loss. I reject your definitions of "major city" if it wouldn't include metropolitan areas as large as Chicago and Dallas-Fort Worth, which is the third and fourth largest in America and each of them home to Cracker Barrel. There's Cracker Barrels in upstate New York and New Jersey as well, if you get out of Manhattan.
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#591390 - 05/16/13 08:14 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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There is a great Cracker Barrel when you enter the states from my region , just outside of Ft Drum. Soooo many humungous people. I fucking stuffed my face.
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#591416 - 05/16/13 10:42 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I just love how it's veered into a conversation about Cracker Barrel, or CB, as it's apparently known here.
I think Chili's and Friday's and that ilk survive on their atmosphere that you're at a party...or something like that. The upbeatness of the servers, the sports on the big screens. That kind of bullshit. It's like at my bank. They've run in a new crew of youngish sort of cuties. With the phony flirtiness of a drive thru coffee skank. I hate it because it is so fucking phony and designed to garner tips. I've been around whores, strippers, wife swappers enough to see right through it and all it does is piss me off.
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#591425 - 05/17/13 02:26 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig. No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/ Yes. No, not exactly. She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now:  
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#591447 - 05/17/13 08:01 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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Cracker Barrel has great Christmas ornaments. Frequented it on the road feature dancing. I still don't understand why Lisa Sparxxx wouldn't ask for gift cards to nicer restaurants. I mean, aren't those places you eat when there's no other option? She's asking random mopes abroad for shit, Gia. Of course she's going to go for something more far-reaching. I doubt Bono-One is going to go out of his way to get her a gift card for Jay-Rock's Ice Kitchen or Gerado's Porcelain Eatery when he can just pick up a Darden Gift Card on his fifteen minute banana and ham sammich break.
Edited by fartz (05/17/13 08:06 AM)
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#591461 - 05/17/13 11:58 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Yeah, like she ever had any white fans.
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#591476 - 05/17/13 03:01 PM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/28/12
Posts: 85
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Yes. No, not exactly.
She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now: The first time I saw her was one of the first "My First Sex Teacher" things. She wasn't a knock out, but her looks were more in line with what you'd expect a teacher who fucks one of their students to look like. I know that's not the point of porn, but whatever. Plus she had huge tittay's and there silicone free. As she started putting on the pounds, it was only a matter of time before humans stopped finding her attractive, and the animals at the zoo would take notice. Now she is full on nagger bait.
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#591514 - 05/18/13 05:24 AM
Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Wow. IHOP gift cards. I didn't know they existed. Thank you XPT.
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#591552 - 05/18/13 10:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Last I heard Bing was back to a "normal" voluptuous size. Always liked her.
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