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#385959 - 02/11/10 10:09 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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You must be tryong to avoid the question because you are a 9-5 receptionist for some other outfit. Why?????? That shit is for suckers. You could make more by fucking 1 client per workday. I'd fuck you myself just to be helpful. They'll be plenty of years to work shit jobs after you lose your sex appeal with age.
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#385961 - 02/12/10 02:00 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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but out! i'm trying to help the girl
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#385966 - 02/12/10 06:53 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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bull shit. she has to be in her seat and ready to put in a good day's work at 9:00 AM sharp or else it's no $400 per week.
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#385967 - 02/12/10 06:56 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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first i find out gia drinking anal creampie now i find out about mr.ed. shit getting real disturbing. I bet it all looks wonderful though in dolce and gabbanna.
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#385968 - 02/12/10 07:50 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Someone just PMed me this shit. Looks like bubblegum pop douchebag Joey Fatone has had his ding-a-ling in Gia's anus. I never knew G was a starfucker.
G, what other D-list Fatone-level celebs have you fucked? Andy Dick? Tom Sizemore? Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick? maybe a threesome with Jeff Conaway and his creeper girlfriend?
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#385969 - 02/12/10 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Stick to awop Coke... you're needed there and maybe even appreciated. That's a compliment, not a warning.
Raise a flipper if you pay for sex... And when I say "pay" I mean $ not lifeblood.
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#385970 - 02/12/10 08:56 PM
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Registered: 03/05/07
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#385973 - 02/13/10 12:30 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia has made it clear to me that she will not discuss her day job or her children. I accept this, but I'm very disappointed to see that all of the sudden she has boundaries. I'm guessing she wants a 9-5 job so her kids will get health insurance benefits.
There are still some non-children/non-receptionist related questions on the table:
When is the last time you ate a pussy?
Does every guy that you fuck have a green light to put it in your ass?
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#385974 - 04/24/10 10:47 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia,
You wouldn't answer in the Mudshark thread, so I have no choice but to pose this question somewhere you can't pretend you didn't see it. Who's the spook? Did you fuck him? What do you have to say for yourself?
What would your father think about you fucking an ape? 
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#385975 - 04/25/10 01:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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HA! My bff lurks XPT now and gets a huge kick out of Tritone and Jigaloo. Mr. Marcus sat near me because some chick with big boobs was next to me. Then the photog dude came around and my bff thought Marcus and I in a pic in effigy of Tritone would be great. And I had an excuse to show off my new shoes. And, no, I'd never fuck Marcus. He's not my type and he doesn't have the body type I like.
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#385977 - 04/25/10 04:51 AM
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#385978 - 04/25/10 06:34 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I thought Jigaloo was the resident nigger hater.
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#385981 - 04/27/10 03:39 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Hey Gia,
How often are you referred to by your real name?
When you meet somebody new and they are not affiliated with the porn industry, do you introduce yourself as Gia or by your real name?
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#385982 - 04/27/10 08:22 PM
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^^^How often do you introduce yourself as "Unemployed Douchebag 45672?"
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#385983 - 04/27/10 08:43 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Only that one time at your mother's gang bang. At your sister's gang bang I went by Antonio Fucksherass.
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#385984 - 04/27/10 08:46 PM
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Only that one time at your mother's gang bang. At your sister's gang bang I went by Antonio Fucksherass.
Yeah. Thanks for playing.
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#385986 - 05/02/10 01:02 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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How much would it cost to get you to do a private with/for Panzer?
Every whore has a price including ex-whores.
Would the rate include an enema to be administered by him?
Would you offer "GFE" services as defined by TER?
Would you allow him to skip the condom since it's likely that he's never had sexual relations with anyone?
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#385988 - 05/03/10 06:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Which would be higher up on the not just no, but hell no list? Fucking him or letting him cook you dinner afterwards?
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#385990 - 05/03/10 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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WTF is that from ?
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#385994 - 05/03/10 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I wish allergy medicine like Sudafed or Claritin or even Prednisone could make me think crooked. What a wonderful excuse.
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#385995 - 05/04/10 07:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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It was claritin and I was in a fog [thicker than usual] all day. My mind was playing leap frog from one meaningless subject to another.
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#385999 - 05/04/10 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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@everybody sometime in the not-so-distant future your short term memory will turn to mush, too - or grits, in Bornyo's case - or organic shredded something in Gia's case - what was I talking about?
Nah just pour yourself two fingers of Makers Mark Charin. Inhale the bouquet. Feel that familiar warm burn as you savor the flavors as you sip it and enjoy the company of good friends. Feel the warmth spread from your belly and suddenly you can recall all those names that seem stuck on the tip of your tongue. You will remember Winfields stats with the Padres and be able to deliver a hilarious joke.
You know that's how it is. You know that's how it can be for you again. Make it so Charin- they sell it right around the corner. And it's cheap for what it will do for you.
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#386000 - 05/04/10 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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Actually, my co-worker is an ambassador for Maker's Mark. I think that's what the monks at Gethsemane http://www.monks.org in Kentucky put in their bourbon fudge. Are you fond of it, Bornyo? Big Book: Quote:
But there was always the curious mental phenomenon
that parallel with our sound reasoning there inevitably
ran some insanely trivial excuse for taking the first
drink.
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#386001 - 05/04/10 06:26 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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The green goblin in the first spiderman movie drank maker's mark.
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#386002 - 05/04/10 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:
But there was always the curious mental phenomenon
that parallel with our sound reasoning there inevitably
ran some insanely trivial excuse for taking the first
drink.
Yeah the reason is trivial in that someone on xpt mentioned it to you. You remember those good times. Those happy times when you first started drinking. It wasn't always out of control and of course this time it won't be. Not whatsoever. You know more about it now, and won't go down that path again. Just one tumbler of Makers Mark, Charin, and all those good times will wash over you again like a warm flood.
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#386005 - 05/04/10 07:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Charin, your higher power is Dionysus and he just wants you to have a good time. Just one drink buddy. You know you want to...
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#386007 - 05/04/10 07:45 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I've never had Maker's Mark. Is it good?
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