I actually never realized just HOW much Cat Marnell looks like Lizzie Wurtzel.....I had known of Cat's perpetual trainwreck while being the ....."beauty editor" (wtf?) of some online magazine named JaneXXX or someshit....here's a short blip about "whore"-monic convergence, burglar style:

I am sitting in a waffle house in Egg Harbor Township (outside of Atlantic City) with a drug addled hottie name Suzanne, who is obsessively making sure syrup fills up EVERY single square on her waffle, and she tells me that snorting heroin and Oxycodone has preserved her looks so well that at age 35 she can still pass for under-21 (I grunt in agreement even though I think she looks more 25-ish) and she believes it has added serious mojo to her earning potential....I tell her she should read Liz Wurtzel's latest essay on how Liz, at age 42 can still fit into the same pair of 501 blues she wore at age 19...Suzanne then states that she knows who liz wirtzel is and that she looks like Cat Marnell, a writer who smokes AngelDust and edits a beauty column but who smeared makeup all over herself one day at work and got written up and wound up having the whole saga of her addiction published in an article that was supposed to be about perfume.....?????

I wound up eating half of suzanne's waffles