4x, holy dome, Batman! Unless you got a mop of hair, I guess.

Electric fence wire, lineman's pliers, insulators and a salt block from Tractor Supply. I want to fence off the back acre and let the horse graze out there. If he don't put any weight on by October, I'm gonna have to put the poor bastard down.

If he drops dead in January, w/ 6" of snow on the ground and 6" of baby shit mud under that, then I'll have to hire a bulldozer to drag him to a flatbed.

$25 in gas for tractor and weed wacker.

6pk of Yuengling. When I was in the liquor store, this lady did the slow shuffle up the line of coolers with me. She was about 5' tall, thin, early 50s. When she eventually passed me, she apologized for following me. I said to her, "That's OK, as long as you don't try to stuff me in your trunk." We were laughing so hard that the Indians were looking at us like we were retards.