^^^ That was only half-funny and it still might be the funniest thing you've ever posted here. Go have a Christmas shot. It'll only be a little taste. No one will say anything.
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a cheap black polo for work tomorrow and a really snappy merino wool cardigan. Black with a grayish silver argyle pattern.
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Wardrobe closet for $400.00 delivered, but I had to carry it back home on my own from the truck and now I have sore muscles.
A) If you have to carry it, for any length, for any reason, it's not "delivered."
B) Whining about it this time o'night on New Year's ain't gonna win you no sympathy, no matter how you spin it.
It's delivered, just not all the way. On Amazon it said "free shipping" but then I got order confirmation and it said that I have to come down and pick it up from the truck. I inquired and they said over the email that through the door delivery will be $99.00 extra. For $400.00 its not a bad deal considering that there is no tax and it came directly from the factory:
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I wish there was a spycam to stream video of Alex trying to put the thing together. Stripped out particle board, trip to the store for wood glue. Trip to second store because he is amazed at the price of wood glue. Back to the first store because its price was better and they had some PVC fittings that might make a good butt plug. Home to make second attempt. More fail. Back to hardware store for drywall screws.
If you would have bought an antique, it would have been an investment, not a purchase. And 4-6 pins, pop the doors on, screw on the back and done. Starting at a thousand. Instead you spent 4bills on something you will kick apart and leave on the curb when you move.
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I wish there was a spycam to stream video of Alex trying to put the thing together. Stripped out particle board, trip to the store for wood glue. Trip to second store because he is amazed at the price of wood glue. Back to the first store because its price was better and they had some PVC fittings that might make a good butt plug. Home to make second attempt. More fail. Back to hardware store for drywall screws.
If you would have bought an antique, it would have been an investment, not a purchase. And 4-6 pins, pop the doors on, screw on the back and done. Starting at a thousand. Instead you spent 4bills on something you will kick apart and leave on the curb when you move.
I assembled the wardrobe in less than 5 hours without any problems. I was afraid that I would not be able to lift the 380-pound wardrobe but I used a textbook as a jack and was able to get the wardrobe in the proper position.
What the fuck? That's made of glued sawdust with contact paper stuck all over it. Such "furniture" is to be assembled once, moved to its intended location, and never again. It's disposable junk. In fact, that kind of shit CAN'T be moved, because torsion on its connectors destroys the sawdust around the socket.
What the fuck? That's made of glued sawdust with contact paper stuck all over it. Such "furniture" is to be assembled once, moved to its intended location, and never again. It's disposable junk. In fact, that kind of shit CAN'T be moved, because torsion on its connectors destroys the sawdust around the socket.
$125 tops, Alex. You got rooked.
$400 was the cheapest for a new large wardrobe closet on the internet. It will last 10 years and that's all that matters.
I wish there was a spycam to stream video of Alex trying to put the thing together. Stripped out particle board, trip to the store for wood glue. Trip to second store because he is amazed at the price of wood glue. Back to the first store because its price was better and they had some PVC fittings that might make a good butt plug. Home to make second attempt. More fail. Back to hardware store for drywall screws.
If you would have bought an antique, it would have been an investment, not a purchase. And 4-6 pins, pop the doors on, screw on the back and done. Starting at a thousand. Instead you spent 4bills on something you will kick apart and leave on the curb when you move.
Sort of related, but I was watching this TV show the other night with the girl where they were letting these drug addicts get high on their drug of choice than complete various tasks. One of them was putting together a desk. The pot guy got it done in time but left a lot of shit loose and janky. The meth guy was on a fucking roll, but started sweating and getting over-heated, so he tapped out. The coke guy was on a rampage, then he started getting violent and pissed with the thing and pretty much ended up destroying it. The heroin girl put it together quickly and efficiently. I have no idea what I learned from this.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sort of related, but I was watching this TV show the other night with the girl where they were letting these drug addicts get high on their drug of choice than complete various tasks. One of them was putting together a desk. The pot guy got it done in time but left a lot of shit loose and janky. The meth guy was on a fucking roll, but started sweating and getting over-heated, so he tapped out. The coke guy was on a rampage, then he started getting violent and pissed with the thing and pretty much ended up destroying it. The heroin girl put it together quickly and efficiently. I have no idea what I learned from this.
That heroin is the way to go?
I saw this too. Pretty good stuff. I liked the house on fire scenario.
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Fuck yeah, Barry! That was awesome. The coke guy started screaming and chucking furniture, the meth guy and heroin chick got scared and freaked the fuck out, and the pot guy went right in, grabbed the safe, and walked out laughing.
What the fuck? That's made of glued sawdust with contact paper stuck all over it. Such "furniture" is to be assembled once, moved to its intended location, and never again. It's disposable junk. In fact, that kind of shit CAN'T be moved, because torsion on its connectors destroys the sawdust around the socket.
$125 tops, Alex. You got rooked.
$400 was the cheapest for a new large wardrobe closet on the internet. It will last 10 years and that's all that matters.
Sort of related, but I was watching this TV show the other night with the girl where they were letting these drug addicts get high on their drug of choice than complete various tasks. One of them was putting together a desk. The pot guy got it done in time but left a lot of shit loose and janky. The meth guy was on a fucking roll, but started sweating and getting over-heated, so he tapped out. The coke guy was on a rampage, then he started getting violent and pissed with the thing and pretty much ended up destroying it. The heroin girl put it together quickly and efficiently. I have no idea what I learned from this.
That heroin is the way to go?
I saw this too. Pretty good stuff. I liked the house on fire scenario.
Ok, sad to say, but I know the truth.
Meth guy is actually a heroin addict. They couldn't have him be heroin guy because by the time casting was completed, they already had heroin girl. But they liked the hot mess train wreck so much that is 'meth'/heroin guy so much, they decided to keep him in any way possible.
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I've always been fascinated by absinthe, but I've never tried it. For whatever stupid reason, I have a couple of spoons. I like weird rituals like that. What "effect" does absinthe have?
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I have partaken a couple times at a friends house, don't know if it was just nasty tasting crap that was high in alcohol content, or "real" absinthe. I didn't have any sort of effects that I wouldn't have had if I drank 151.
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I assembled the wardrobe in less than 5 hours without any problems. I was afraid that I would not be able to lift the 380-pound wardrobe but I used a textbook as a jack and was able to get the wardrobe in the proper position.
Hold up. So by yourself you were able to get a 380 lb. wardrobe still in the box from downstairs to the 6th floor? Even if you have an elevator in your building I call bullshit.
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He lives in Brooklyn. If he wasn't so cheap, he probably coulda got 2 Mexicans to do it for $5 each. If he had given them an extra 20, they'da had the thing slapped together in a half hour.
It is Panzer though. So I envision his grandmother sitting in a chair, out in the cold, next to the cut open box as he ran arm loads of parts up to his apartment.
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It came in 2 boxes. I could not deadlift it and carry it because the boxes were too wide and I could not close the bearhug on them. So I had to hold the box straight up and shift one way then another so the box would move.
I've always been fascinated by absinthe, but I've never tried it. For whatever stupid reason, I have a couple of spoons. I like weird rituals like that. What "effect" does absinthe have?
This is the only kind I'd ever recommend. It's made with a real concoction of herbs. Although the whole hype of 'seeing' the green fairy is not what wormwood does. Read about it. Absinthe is just rather high alcohol content of about 60% by volume. And an array of acquired flavors not appreciated by many.
I bought a 40" LCD TV for 299.00 including shipping from Amazon. Supposedly that bastard is in Tennessee somewhere right now and on it's way to my home in time for the Orange Bowl tomorrow night.
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GAp khakis. toque. gloves.
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Thin-sliced boneless skinless chicken breasts. Perfectly sized for a sandwich and they cook evenly in just 2.5min per side in the grill pan. I can't believe I never bought these before. I hate cutting or pounding raw chicken.
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