Dwarf human or giant colony of STD's, like with BI, you decide.

This virulent strain was initiated 41 years back in Philadelphia. In 1972, Philly was an urban hell hole that prescient such a health hazard. In 1997, he began his infection of porn and like his doppelgänger BI, is now a vast incurable supercolony.

He calls himself "Master Blaster" ... I think because he's got the same facial and teeth deformities as "Blaster" in "Thunderdome".

Yes, I'm talking about Jules Jordan. Gigi's Keebler Elf from CDC's hell. The snaggle-toothed Oompa Loompah who gave Cali Marie some of Cherish's "chocolate". A card carrying member of the rejects of the Lollipop Guild.

I think his parents wanted a girl. At least they named him like they wanted a girl.

Jules was a favorite punching bag of Darth years and years back.

LINK TO HIS THREAD



A guy once told me something funny. It may have been Cherish's ex-mope on MySpace. Might be from a PM from someone who would prefer not to post here, I'm having Lamictal fog. Forgive me for not remembering my source. But ... he noted ...

Jules Jordan, who oddly looks like an 11 year old's rotting corpse, is STILL waiting for his growth spurt. Sad. Very sad.



Can the birthday fairy get a mope some HGH?!?