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#592243 - 05/25/13 12:55 PM
Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Hard faced Alexis Texas, tall thick Texas-born blonde whose butt is legend. I could be wrong, but I believe her first scene was as an amature discovery in Shane World's College Amateur Tour, Texas. She didn't have the last name of her state yet. Oddly, and I could be wrong here since I don't have direct access to the scene to check, it was a full condom scene. I mean for BOTH BJ and sex. It just makes me believe that she was a real amateur discovery. She's got what I call a "Scotch-Irish Hard" face with Latin tones. The hard look. The pointy chin. But, per IAFD she's German, Norwegian & Puerto Rican! I've always suspect Latina in her, but even after being presented with the facts, her face screams Kentucky/VW to me. Yet, I do see a tad of Uma Thurman in her as well. Oh, well. Being interracial herself, I find it odd that out of 451 titles she has only ONE tagged IAFD IR scene. I thought those PR girls couldn't keep their hands off dark meat. The one scene might be enough to keep off Tritone's Enemy List, which includes alleged unindicted war criminals Felix Vicious, Jezebelle Bond, THE Twins, Fallon Sommers and Marie McCray.  [note the credit ...] LUNCH ANYONE???   
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#592268 - 05/25/13 04:58 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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The IR scene on IAFD lists Marie Luv and Mr. Pete as fuckers. The list stays in the picture. Shhhh. You'll break the spell.
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#592282 - 05/25/13 06:08 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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she is real cute up close.
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#592283 - 05/25/13 06:10 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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#592290 - 05/25/13 07:29 PM
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Race is for everyone. No one can hide. Some can pass. Gay is the new Black. They're much more likable.
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#592291 - 05/25/13 07:30 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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I love to fuck cute.
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#592328 - 05/26/13 06:07 AM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Isn't she in a relationship with Mr. Pete? Isn't Mr. Pete the white mope who was adopted by black parents when he was a kid? Maybe there is some kind of common law IR technicality she can run with here.
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#592421 - 05/27/13 01:46 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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The Union will fail if Alexis Texas does IR. It might falter a bit if she goes Hebrew/Arab or Latino, but it will fall asunder if she goes 'tone.
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#592431 - 05/27/13 02:09 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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She's done several Latin guys already.
I don't think you can be in porn and not do a Jew somewhere/sometime.
Did did play "married" to a black guy in a Wife Switch episode.
I guess we came thaaaaaaaaaaaat close to Road Warrior status.
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#592435 - 05/27/13 02:18 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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OMG. The day the earth stood still.
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#592613 - 05/29/13 03:26 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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^^fag^^
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#592614 - 05/29/13 03:43 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Until she takes black dick on camera, Alexis Texas does not exist to me.
You cannot,I repeat, CAN NOT have an ass like hers and not do IR.
Same goes for Carmen Kinsley --- who managed to exit the industry without bouncing that fine ass on a black pole. Copy that.
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#592632 - 05/29/13 08:46 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Keeping it pure. Good for her.
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#592698 - 05/30/13 09:36 AM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Alexis better self-deport across the border (either one) the moment black dick crosses her starfish.
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#592705 - 05/30/13 10:54 AM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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I didn't care before, but I'd LOVE to see her do a black guy now. Just for the angst it would cause.
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#592713 - 05/30/13 01:32 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Some grand wizard or other in east Texas would declare a fatwa on the brotha'. If it were ANAL IR sans condom plus a brutal facial, elements of the Partisan Rangers might regroup and track down homie.
She might go for a 3-way dip in the IR pool with a short bj and a quick vag scene while a more advanced Central European sister/veteran take on the heavy and demeaning burden of full IR Anal.
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#592718 - 05/30/13 01:58 PM
Re: Alexis whose ass is as big as Texas turns 1+3^3
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Porn Jesus
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Some grand wizard or other in east Texas would declare a fatwa on the brotha'. If it were ANAL IR sans condom plus a brutal facial, elements of the Partisan Rangers might regroup and track down homie.
She might go for a 3-way dip in the IR pool with a short bj and a quick vag scene while a more advanced Central European sister/veteran take on the heavy and demeaning burden of full IR Anal. All very much worth seeing. I got no kids. The Earth ending doesn't bother me if I get to witness it. I guess I'm a bit Evangelical Christian that way.
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#592724 - 05/30/13 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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An interracial DP with Mandingo and Lexington Steele might well trigger the Great Tribulation and usher the end of times. I doubt Alexis would be one of the chosen to ascend to hang out with jeebus, especially if she has to queef and fart out the demon seed.
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#592732 - 05/30/13 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I doubt she's chosen in either case.
He seems to like little boys. At least that's what his priests recruit.
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#592739 - 05/30/13 04:16 PM
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An interracial DP with Mandingo and Lexington Steele She needs to START with this to make amends. 1 creampie her ass and the other her pussy. Then she immediately (without break) does an all black blow-bang and gets cum all over her face.
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#592741 - 05/30/13 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Make amends?
Are you trolling for rants?
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#592743 - 05/30/13 04:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She took too long to do anal, so no one really scares who or what she does or doesn't anymore. Is she still even making porn?
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#592749 - 05/30/13 06:06 PM
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She teased too long with the anal thing and other bubble butts took her place. I'm sure she has a website and does the escorting rounds and the occasional video. It might be too late even for IR anal to jump start her career. The all black blowbang Tritone wants would probably be her swan song.
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#592763 - 05/30/13 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bitch be going to Heaven. Now knock it off, infidels.
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#592784 - 05/30/13 11:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck Lex/Dingo. Shorty Mac and Wesley Pipes. Them 2 bothers will be good for some laughs.
Along those lines, I'd like to see a porn star roast. Like a 6 dude train on a whore, where each mope gets 5-10 minutes to fuck her and crack jokes on her. Not all Duke Skywalker/Khan Tusion mind fucking a bitch to tears, more comedy oriented. Could even mix in some Gong Show element, where if the mope's jokes suck, he gets gonged and goes to the back of the line.
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#592794 - 05/31/13 03:00 AM
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Elder of Zion
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That sounds like Billy Watson's Cumbang and BroBang series.
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#592802 - 05/31/13 08:13 AM
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Bring back Brian Pumper for the ultimate humiliation - for both parties. A black dong in her ass while he raps unmelodic.
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#592808 - 05/31/13 10:11 AM
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What about the world coming to an end and all that???
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#592820 - 05/31/13 03:02 PM
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Tri, how does it feel that there are so many whores who won't fuck your kind?
I mean, I've never heard of a black whore who won't do white guys. Same with slat eyes and Spics.
Yet there are countless whores who even though their only accomplishment in life is to fuck for money, they still won't fuck a groid.
Hell, there are even black whores who won't fuck niggers.
That has to hurt more than watching Halle Berry pop out another white kid
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#592825 - 05/31/13 03:44 PM
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Elder of Zion
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xpt filter/ Apples and Oranges. You would have to compare it to banging an animal. /xpt filter
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#592831 - 05/31/13 04:49 PM
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It's all up to Alexis. If the dollar calls she'll be sure to swallow her pride and will prove, paraphrasing Gertrude, that a whore is a whore is a whore.
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#592835 - 05/31/13 06:30 PM
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It's all up to Alexis. If the dollar calls she'll be sure to swallow her pride and will prove, paraphrasing Gertrude, that a whore is a whore is a whore. Was that about Ava or Mia Rose?
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#592886 - 06/01/13 08:25 AM
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heh. It's a moveable feast.
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#593185 - 06/06/13 02:22 AM
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She's done several Latin guys already.
She also did some scenes with Asian guys in Japan.
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#593209 - 06/06/13 11:11 AM
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The walls are crumbling. Frankly, it was all probably lost the moment she banged James Deen.
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