no no no nooooooo, I never actually got a BJ from "slurpie", but there was one moment in time when she was passed out from a 2 day ecstasy-folowed-by-valium binge and if I had been an unscrupulous pervert instead of a gentleman-pervert I could have wheeled my angry penis right up to her oral cavity and inserted same....but she doesnt know that! (*wink wink* you get it now? the whole point of this endeavor is to wig her out enough in public so that she either has a panic attack or relapses back into heroin... remember, the only thing more entertaining than watching a train wreck is CAUSING one ....also remember, this chick is one of the first people to TRY prozac when it was first intorduced in 1986-87....if anyone out there has a fetish for guinea pigs, Liz is your girl, even though she isnt a guinea -She is jewish- .... as for the PIG part, well jewish people are allergic to Pork right? Remember kids, the holocaust might not have happened ....)

Nah seriously, she is not my type, I find her as sexually compelling and attractive as a sack of potatoes....