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#591799 - 05/20/13 07:13 PM Fuck Oklahoma
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The ghost of timothy Mcveigh is exhaling, crowned in barbed wire. Maybe there's hilarious benny hill like footage of have2shit and backdoor man flying up into the sky...the angle of the vortex blows their penises into each others rectums.
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#591801 - 05/20/13 07:21 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Suck balls douche bag.

Have2, how did you make out?
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#591803 - 05/20/13 07:57 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Poor Jud is dead.
Poor Jud Fry is dead.
His friends are weepin' wail for miles around.
The daisies in the dell
Will give out a different smell
Because poor Jud is underneath the ground.
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#591808 - 05/20/13 08:12 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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He tries so hard. Predictable. Sad. LaRouche.
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#591810 - 05/20/13 08:23 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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It was on the other side of the state from me, but if there are as many kids dead as they're saying now, people are going to swing. They spent a lot of money on the schools in that corridor after the tornado in 99.

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#591814 - 05/20/13 08:39 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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@'barry.... it's panzer like blurts that wazhisface just puked up that displays exactly how hurt hav2 left him after whatever the last exchange was. think of it as subconscious fracking....not trying too hard.

@hav2... how or why would someone be liable in this scenario?. it seems like there's a very low chance of survival when 200 mph winds set upon you out of nowhere.
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#591817 - 05/20/13 09:40 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: LouCypher]
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A two mile wide tornado hitting a metro area the size of Oklahoma City while schools are still in session is going to kill a lot of people no matter what precautions you take. The only laws you need to apply here are laws of physics.

And I know smegma for brains is only seeking attention but sometimes you have to call a turd that won't flush a turd that won't flush.
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#591819 - 05/20/13 09:53 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Pathetic.
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#591833 - 05/21/13 04:29 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher

@hav2... how or why would someone be liable in this scenario?. it seems like there's a very low chance of survival when 200 mph winds set upon you out of nowhere.


They should of had better shelter. At least a basement shelter.

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
A two mile wide tornado hitting a metro area the size of Oklahoma City while schools are still in session is going to kill a lot of people no matter what precautions you take. The only laws you need to apply here are laws of physics.

And I know smegma for brains is only seeking attention but sometimes you have to call a turd that won't flush a turd that won't flush.


They were hit before. Those kids should have had a basement shelter and if they did then it looks to me to be poorly constructed.

FBF is just being FBF. As far as I'm concerned, I was glad to hear from him. I thought he had been nabbed for sure by that FBI terrorist sting in Boise on the 16th.

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#591838 - 05/21/13 08:18 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Sounds like some of the dead kids were in the basement. Sounds like water pipes broke and there was no way to clear debris to get to an exit and they drowned.
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#591841 - 05/21/13 09:23 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Sounds like some of the dead kids were in the basement. Sounds like water pipes broke and there was no way to clear debris to get to an exit and they drowned.


Originally Posted By: H2C
Those kids should have had a basement shelter and if they did then it looks to me to be poorly constructed.


Seems correct on both counts.
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#591857 - 05/21/13 01:32 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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yup fatty.... what a tragedy.

you guys are some brave folks that live in that part of country. those things can touch down anywhere with little to no notice. It's not the same as a hurricane that you can see coming for weeks and eventually strikes the coast. It's random destruction out of nowhere with indiscriminate targets.
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#591858 - 05/21/13 01:49 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: LouCypher]
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It's really just a matter of paying attention to weather forecasts with a touch of personal experience and familiarity as to when things just feel like they could be one of those days. I grew up on a farm in an old house without a basement or storm cellar in the days before weather websites and weather radios, as did my parents. My father taught me way back when I was 5 or 6 what the signs of possible bad weather were. One thing about this part of the country is that once you get away from the skyscrapers in big cities your line of sight goes on a long way. I'd much rather take my chances out here than in the southeast or the Ozarks where everything is hills and trees that allows these things to drop on you from out of the blue.
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#591862 - 05/21/13 03:04 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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My brother is in the Ozarks. frown
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#591863 - 05/21/13 03:25 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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My one experience with a tornado I saw was when I worked in Madison TN.

I was working in a strip mall atop a plateau that overlooked a mall in 1985.

It was a very narrow tornado. No 2 mile wide thing. More like a thread or a finger.

It sprayed cars in the mall parking lots out of its way when it touched down. It pushed cars around and scattered powerlines & traffic signals as it danced thru an intersection before it jumped up again.

Then the hail came back again.
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#591864 - 05/21/13 03:30 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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This past April ... maybe March ... we had a minor tornado about a block away.

It mostly took out flowers, a mail box disappeared and it took out 3 or 4 screened it patios and one house had bad roof tile damage.

Oddly I didn't know about it until the next day when people talked about the damage. It was mostly in the back where you can't see it. And, all I experienced was the power and cable going out and coming back.

I did whine at the set that the weather wasn't bad enough for it to be happening.
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#591866 - 05/21/13 04:38 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Hahaha, I didn't actually know cit was from Okie land. Tom Coburn seems like a real piece of shit, can't say I'm surprised.
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#591869 - 05/21/13 04:45 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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http://www.tulsaworld.com/article.aspx/O...g1_whyist633926



Proud southerners living and dying on their own terms. Pulling themselves up by their boot straps, manifest destiny.
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#591870 - 05/21/13 04:48 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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#591871 - 05/21/13 05:01 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Glad to see I'm not the only one with bad taste.
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#591874 - 05/21/13 05:18 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
http://www.tulsaworld.com/article.aspx/O...g1_whyist633926



Proud southerners living and dying on their own terms. Pulling themselves up by their boot straps, manifest destiny.



Any part of Moore that lies in James Lankford's district gets zip as far as I'm concerned. That douche voted against Sandy relief.

Cole's people, who are most of Moore, get my full support.
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#591885 - 05/21/13 06:59 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
It's really just a matter of paying attention to weather forecasts with a touch of personal experience and familiarity as to when things just feel like they could be one of those days. I grew up on a farm in an old house without a basement or storm cellar in the days before weather websites and weather radios, as did my parents. My father taught me way back when I was 5 or 6 what the signs of possible bad weather were. One thing about this part of the country is that once you get away from the skyscrapers in big cities your line of sight goes on a long way. I'd much rather take my chances out here than in the southeast or the Ozarks where everything is hills and trees that allows these things to drop on you from out of the blue.


still...the parents that took their kids to school that morning had no idea disaster was looming. even with todays technology. there's nothing more frightening than a storm like that.
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#591886 - 05/21/13 07:02 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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200 mph winds 2 miles wide

I cannot imagine it.
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#591898 - 05/21/13 08:04 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
[/quote]I thought he had been nabbed for sure by that FBI terrorist sting in Boise on the 16th.


250 miles away and an absolute non story in the local press. Benghazi, Idaho.
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#591919 - 05/22/13 05:38 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Hahaha, I didn't actually know cit was from Okie land. Tom Coburn seems like a real piece of shit, can't say I'm surprised.


Of course you didn't. Your complete lack of cognizant observation skills is your most noticeable trait. I would expect no senator or congressman of mine not to vote for any bill if it contained pork and no off setting budget cuts, I doubt Congress will need to fund anything anyway, even if they did it's not going to cost very much, because the worst disaster here isn't going to be equal to costs of the least disaster on the east coast or in the brush fires and mud slides and earthquakes of southern California.

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#591920 - 05/22/13 05:54 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

250 miles away and an absolute non story in the local press. Benghazi, Idaho.


I guess Obama is finally taking the Russian intelligence warnings seriously and all it took was for some people to be blown up at a the Boston Marathon. You can't be surprised. Nothing that makes the boy king look bad gets much press.

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#591932 - 05/22/13 08:50 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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It's honestly surprising. I mean, 92% White Power types here, according to reliable sources. On the other hand, there was a Samir (or Sammy, as the papers called him) at UofI who was fundraising for a Muslim "charity"...aka a jihadist cover group. Right here in town and a total non story. Except glowing letters to the editor about what a great guy he was and how oil equals murder.
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#591998 - 05/22/13 04:56 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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hahaha, the old "liberal Media" trope

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#592071 - 05/23/13 06:37 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Jane, you ignorant slut.

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#592339 - 05/26/13 10:25 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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#592344 - 05/26/13 11:37 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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You fucking fucker.
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#592354 - 05/26/13 01:36 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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I have to say I was horrified, disgusted and chuckling.

New twist on the RickRoll.

Touché!
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#592373 - 05/26/13 09:52 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Is it Dave Naz?
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#592430 - 05/27/13 02:06 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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That was bad. Did tranzer hijack another account?
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#592562 - 05/29/13 08:40 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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Again....bwahahahahahahahahahahahah
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#592564 - 05/29/13 10:13 AM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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That's crude
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#592627 - 05/29/13 07:56 PM Re: Fuck Oklahoma [Re: CxGxPx]
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That's what makes it bwahaha
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