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#591839 - 05/21/13 09:19 AM Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :(
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Mirage, a München-born über-hübsch mädchen that captured my attention at a time I was first getting porn on DVD, would have celebrated her second 17th birthday today ...

Sadly Mirage died in a tragic-because-it-was-needless breast-augmentation experiment around 13 years back. She was enveloped and possessed by the evil demon known to the Mayans as Briana Banks.

If you see Briana, spit on her for killing Mirage.



My introduction to Mirage was when she seduced her step-brother Brandon Iron in a University Coed flick. Oddly, he gagged his student Anastasia Blue later in the same DVD.

They are both now dead. Coincidence? Or just part of the BI curse?


I fear for Marie McCray. frown
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#591840 - 05/21/13 09:21 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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^^^That could be a record for (over)use of umlauts in a opening sentence on this board.
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#591842 - 05/21/13 10:05 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Where are the people who talk about the BI blessing?

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#591844 - 05/21/13 10:38 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Purely in terms of language:


Mirage ist ein überhübsches Mädchen geboren in München.

or

Mirage, ein überhübsches Münchner Mädchen, ...

or

Mirage, ein überhübsches Mädchen, gebürtig in München, ...

or

Mirage, ein überhübsches, in München geborenes Mädchen, ...

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#591848 - 05/21/13 11:22 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Where are the people who talk about the BI blessing?


PornWikiLeaks?
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#591849 - 05/21/13 11:24 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: drained]
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Quote:
Mirage, ein überhübsches Mädchen, gebürtig in München, ...


I like that one best. Most umlauts.
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#591855 - 05/21/13 01:23 PM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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pipe...change your name to umlaut. that might be fun?.
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#591856 - 05/21/13 01:27 PM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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UmlauT
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#591859 - 05/21/13 01:57 PM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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The German plural of Umlaut is Umlaute.

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#591861 - 05/21/13 02:59 PM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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^^^It's also sometimes Umlaute in English ... copying the German.

MopeZ would be proud. I think he started it.
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#591910 - 05/21/13 09:16 PM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Whatever happened to Brijaye Love?

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#592205 - 05/25/13 04:06 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Think about it — these days, at any rate — breast implants are a far more dangerous occupational hazard for porn stars than HIV/AIDS. Name one female porn performer who died of AIDS in the last decade? Meanwhile a few are dead of boob-jobs gone wrong or other related causes:
Sexy Cora - CBS News article

Echo Valley — She was killed as she was turning into a bar when her small Pontiac was rear-ended by a pickup. She was ejected from her car and died at the scene. She only wore a lap belt, as a shoulder belt was uncomfortable across her giant breasts. According to Fox News, San Antonio news story
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#592227 - 05/25/13 09:31 AM Re: Mirage would have been 34 today. RIP :( [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: FatMan mantras
Bolt-ons ruin kill whores.


FIXED!!
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