still kicking, still ticking, still fricking zee Ho Ho's .....

Most people who donate to H want something named after them, like a Hall or a Library or a park bench or some shit.....I'm going for handicap bathroom stalls in all the 17th & 18th century buildings where our founding fathers jerked off in between Latin and Oratory lectures. The monogrammed toilet paper shall read "courtesy of daburglar"

I'm pitching my life story to HBO, I want to be included in conversations years from now when people talk about Richard Harrow (Jack Huston) and Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)...