So this chick knows I'm a creep, and she asks me to recommend a jack off toy to get her Hubby for Father's Day. I'm way to lazy to be responsible for cleaning up sex toys, so I never owned a jack off toy. I told her I'd ask here and see what we could come up with.

Only thing she told me is that a while ago she bought some jelly toy and her dude hated it. Said it was like fucking a piece of bubble gum.

Are the Fleshlights that good? Anything else that stands out?

If there is a lurker out there, who don't wanna be shamed by the clowns around here, then PM me your recommendation.

I know this is an ADT question, but I aint registering just to ask it. If someone knows of a thread over there, already covering this, then please post a link.

Thanks.

spill..what's wrong with her face, clam, or stinkhole?.
sorry for asking but there's degradation to mined here.

Go for the gold. Japanese sex robot. Or do they still make Real Dolls? Hey, you can use it for the carpool lane too!.

I'm going to bet the dude does not want a doc johnson thingy and would rather have a 3-way or at least a porn site membership.

They aint got no robot/Real Doll money.

I think her dude is a trucker or something. She is an internet acquaintance who must not have access to degenerates in real life, so she asked for advice.

I dial back my perv on websites designed for humans, but it isn't possible to contain it.

Trucker, you say?

Jesus Christ, faceblaster. That's some stellar work you did there.

I was amazed I could find the image so easily. I have known the phrase "auto-suck car vagina" since I was a kid. I read it in the back of one of the first dirty magazines I ever saw. There was also the "two-fisted sister twister", which was a double headed dildo that rotated in opposing directions or something. These are images and phrases that you just don't forget. The little erotic fiction story in the mag was called "hippy chick bangs horse" and it was not about heroin.

Fartz, is that the hot seller in your shop?

No, the hot cellar is where they keep the Gimp.

It's the "RIPE" edition.

So the Bloodhound Gang's tune came on the radio today, and I figured that I'd do some googling to see if Chasey Lain was still with us, when I ran across this thread...



Link

The two most mentioned I've seen on various blogs and discussion forums is the fleshlight or Tenga. I knew an old Navy Captain that used to swear by a jar of warm raw liver.

Chasey signed with an agency and I'd read she was supposed to do one of Porno Dan's live shows about a month or so ago, but she no-showed.

Must have been a Jake Roberts deal. She probably called the promoter and said if he couldn't get $400 then she ain't showin up.