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#385700 - 09/03/09 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Isn't changing the subject a defense mechanism?
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#385701 - 09/03/09 02:14 PM
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It is Eric...
Ryan.... I'm going to ask Electro to come in here and call you "sillybutt". You'll then explain to her that your ass is not meant for fun but it's actually an important business tool.
There's a laugh in there somewhere but we won't worry about that now. Just be ready with your line.
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#385705 - 09/03/09 04:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I can relate. I'm the best I ever had. 
We all know you can't get laid...except up your asshole!
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#385708 - 09/03/09 05:46 PM
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#385709 - 09/03/09 05:50 PM
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She's been stingy lately Red.. no pics or details unless it relates to food. Maybe you can fix this.
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#385712 - 09/03/09 11:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Rianna, why is it that you are constantly unable to perform in your chosen profession? Shouldn't you have gone the telemarketing/gay porn route? I bet you'd be up for either of those, so to speak.
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#385714 - 09/04/09 09:50 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Jessica Beil isn't escorting either, trust me I've tried, and she's got a pretty slamming body too.
Maybe they both make enough so that they don't need to go that route? Gia's pictures are great, and I bet she takes and sells a bunch of nonporn stuff we may not hear about as well. Maybe she'ssaved and invested her chips wisely? Maybe she does escort and just doesnt talk about it? (i know, wishful thinking)
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#385715 - 09/05/09 01:57 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Rianna, why is it that you are constantly unable to perform in your chosen profession? Shouldn't you have gone the telemarketing/gay porn route? I bet you'd be up for either of those, so to speak.
Nah. I'm gonna stick to doing Regular Porn, if only to Ruin the Experience for Super Douche Bags like yourself!
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#385716 - 09/07/09 03:18 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
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I must be prejudice against chairs.
Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting? 
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy.
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#385719 - 09/08/09 06:30 PM
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#385720 - 09/08/09 07:27 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I must be prejudice against chairs.
Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy.
Duke
 NOW you like that chair, I told you I could've gotten the same one off craig's in Jersey city for 100 bucks
How bout you two Jersey queens keep the pillow talk between yourselves?. Maybe take my advice, have a good cry and get some sleep. Tomorrow, go tape dudes abusing whores in a manner that would make your dads proud. For once.
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#385721 - 09/08/09 09:16 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Gia, When you were a little slut did you want to be a Solid Gold Dancer??
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#385722 - 09/08/09 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No, but I LOVED THAT SHOW!
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#385726 - 09/12/09 04:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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wow, for a guy too chickenshit to even try to get laid, you sure do hate women you know nothing about. You are more of an attention whore than any PW currently posting on this site *
*except that pesky slant Tia Ding-a-Ling and her webmaster, if they are still around.
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#385727 - 09/12/09 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Really, I don't know anything about her? I've taken pictures of her when I see her (at the conventions) and she complains about the same thing...
Eric: (takes photo)
Gia: Oh, I look so fat, do it again
Eric: (takes another photo) I like this one
Gia: God, I look horrible.
After a while, it gets old. But I'm guessing "you know her" (so much better) because you hooked up with her after paying for some sex once or twice, right whoremonger? 'Cuz I have that funny feeling that's the only way you ever get laid, Don-fuckin'-Juan, right? And quite honestly, I'd rather NOT get laid IF I had to pay for it.
Smokey, halfwits like you are the reason mankind has gotten fucking dumber, because you base everything someone has done in their life on how often they fuck around. Yawn.
But I guess I'll just continue on my women-hating ways now & head down to the bar to get trashed on a Saturday night. Maybe I'll luck out & get laid, since that is the meaning of life according to Smokey.
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#385728 - 09/12/09 06:27 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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No, unfortunately, I have yet to have the pleasure of KNOCKING Gia's boots off (I am still working on it), but you typically miss the point, failure.
If you hate these 'attention whores' so much, why do you tool around at conventions like a creepy creeper, takingpictures like an ADT fanboy you get off on calling out on here, just to come on to the safety of a message board, to shit on the girl you wanted pictures of???
Also, this is a porn board, not a relationship board. Why would I talk about fucking relationships or fucking non porn chicks? When having fun random encounters with porn chicks, sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes there is compensation for their time. Big fucking deal. Sorry, I dont have Elvis fucking sideburns, or beat off furiously to Bree Olsen or however she's spelling it now, who I ALSO fucked a couple years ago. Only cost me $500 and a few candy bars for an all nighter. Money well spent.
Go blow your whole paycheck and stand in the corner of the bar, muttering to a guy in a wheelchair with a chick on his lap that all these whores are stuck up and dont understand you. Then, go home, grab the toaster, plug it in, and jump in a bathtub full of water.
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#385729 - 09/13/09 12:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Seriously, I take pictures like an ADT fanboy? I do? Please, share these photos with me, because the only stuff I have posted online is stuff for IAFD (which is who I'm "employed" by during the shows).
Why talk about them? Because you're a loser who only gets laid by paying for it, that's why.
The candy bars & her affection nature for them explain her current weight problems (or at least what she perceives as weight problems).
I'll be lucky to spend $40-50 a night for 5 good hours of social interaction & conversation. Mind you, something I'd take ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK over a night of getting laid. Sounds like you have experience & bitterness towards people who have some intellect, and aren't just looking for pussy all the time. I may not be a Harvard grad (or anything resemblant of it), but I'm certainly no dumbass.
Continue on faggot, got anymore stories about "whores I banged & paid for cuz' I'm such a cool john"?
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#385730 - 09/13/09 12:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Pardon me for interjecting, but I don't like candy bars. My junk food indulgence of choice, hands down, is pizza.
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#385732 - 09/13/09 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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...and the King Of the Mopes d jour "I hate my cock but I still love Bree Olson...fucking whore"
Yup, you've got me all figured out there, son. Rock on. 
Seriously? Glad to know there's someone more clueless here than I'm thought to be at times.
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Pardon me for interjecting, but I don't like candy bars. My junk food indulgence of choice, hands down, is pizza.
Pardon me, G, but that particular comment wasn't about you. Smokey mentioned "Bree & a candy bar". Funny thing is, she's bragging around the net about fucking locals for free, so he paid for...what countless others aren't.
Smokey, you're a loser. Keep up that charm of yours & continue paying for whores. It's SO cool dude, really.
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#385733 - 09/13/09 08:39 AM
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Pardon me, G, but that particular comment wasn't about you.
Look at the thread title.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#385734 - 09/13/09 08:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Uh dipshit, I refer you to the following posted by Smokey...
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Sorry, I dont have Elvis fucking sideburns, or beat off furiously to Bree Olsen or however she's spelling it now, who I ALSO fucked a couple years ago. Only cost me $500 and a few candy bars for an all nighter. Money well spent.
This thread was derailed WAY BEFORE I got my hands on it. It seems someone else's (Smokey, Nathaniel) bent up frustrations & urges get the best of them every time I make a remark about a porn whore they cherish, which in turn digresses into some comment about Bree & my alleged hatred for her.
So do me a favor, and shut the fuck up. When I'm attacked, especially, I will respond to my liking, despite what the thread is about, or the subject line reads. This board resembles ADT more & more with fucksticks like you.
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#385735 - 09/13/09 08:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#385738 - 09/13/09 01:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Exactly! Now let's go shoe shopping.
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#385740 - 09/13/09 04:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No, I think Eric is harmless. He'd rather turn his hatred inward and call the girl 80 times a day, crying, checking the comment section on her myspace, and begging for closure then blaming her for passing up such a 'nice guy.'
Whatever G, even the antisocial in me would rather use a phone before TXT'ing any day, but I doubt I called her more than 30 times in the 7 months we were fucking around.
Shit, I don't think I've called a collective of anyone 80 times all summer, much less her. Although this new Blackberry thing I have makes texting alot more fun.
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LMAO! Could you explain this statement a tad bit? I'm interested how you arrive at this conclusion.
Whore logic = "My way or the highway".
Which means you're better off finding someone with actual substance. There are a few whores who I think can carry themselves, but I emphasize "few". Keep away from the money-hungry, cum gobblers who look good under 6.75# of makeup while fucking creepdick on camera. 
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#385741 - 09/13/09 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know, guys. I saw Ruby's "compromise=failure" more as 'compromising one's self = failure'. If you're dating a guy who is bad for you and hoping he'll change, that's compromising yourself. That's much different than compromising in a relationship. Of course, relationships shouldn't be 'my way or the highway.'
Discuss.
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#385742 - 09/13/09 07:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Compromise = failure
LMAO! Could you explain this statement a tad bit? I'm interested how you arrive at this conclusion.
What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"
We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice. Dating a porn star wouldn't be such a bad thing if the baggage was checked at the front counter. There are some PWs that don't have that baggage, but it is like finding a needle in the hay stack - similar to finding a life partner. Go figure.
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#385743 - 09/13/09 07:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice.
I had no choice in my alcoholism, by definition.
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#385745 - 09/13/09 07:40 PM
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What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"
We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice. Dating a porn star wouldn't be such a bad thing if the baggage was checked at the front counter. There are some PWs that don't have that baggage, but it is like finding a needle in the hay stack - similar to finding a life partner. Go figure.
So as long as i can jerk off into your mouth twice a day, and make sure your AMEX card is paid each month, we are good right? RIGHT? Hello? Hellllloooo??? *tap tap* is this mic on>?????
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#385746 - 09/13/09 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Burg, since this is my thread, I'd like a percentage of what you give Ruby.
-Pimptress Gia
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#385748 - 09/13/09 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
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#385749 - 09/13/09 09:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
Thanks Eric! That may be the nicest thing I've read you say. 
I'm not saying anybody should hold out for somebody perfect, I'm saying somebody should hold out for somebody perfect for THEM. It's relative. One person may like 2 girls 1 cup, another may like 1 guy 1 jug. It's all individual preference. All I'm saying is if you like 1 guy 1 jug then don't pretend to like 2 girls 1 cup for the sake of your partner. Be yourself and you will attract the person you are truly looking for.
The irony is people change who they are and what they like for public adoration and it turns out those things they adopt temporarily are the exact things they despise. Stop trying to decipher what other people want b/c when it boils down to it, you really don't know, and by acting like Posh Spice, you've missed your opportunity b/c the perfect guy (for you) was simply looking for a PW.
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#385750 - 09/14/09 12:22 AM
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I swear to god I fucking love Eric, id give him all the tenderness the young man desires, if hed only let me in. Quote:
True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
(sniff, sniff), I smell court ordered shrink advice from a bree bree case. How is it working for you eric?
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I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I thought bree really is (was) a little school girl with a baby voice who just loves sex.
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I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
Run Bitch Run. Don't stop until you reach the border, by the look of you im sure you have family there you can stay with.
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