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#588360 - 04/09/13 09:48 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Potato chips
5 oranges
Banana
Salmon mixed greens salad
1 slice cheese pizza

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#588361 - 04/09/13 10:23 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Potato chips
5 oranges
Banana
Salmon mixed greens salad
1 slice cheese pizza


I'm thinking of starting a Kick-starter Project for Gia's food budget. Say 120 a month for a year would be 1440 lets make it 1800 to be generous.

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#588362 - 04/09/13 10:51 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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I'll eat 1 calorie per $1.

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#588363 - 04/09/13 11:11 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'll eat 1 calorie per $1.


Work smarter not harder, which I know is a foreign concept for a whore. However I'm feeling benevolent towards you lately so here is a tip, search HERE.

For $120 you can join any number of area co-ops to get all the organic veggies and fruits your black heart desires.

Forthwith WHORE..

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#588365 - 04/09/13 11:25 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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I get most of my produce in bulk from co-ops. The rest, Trader Joe which is cheaper than Whole Foods and in most cases, the same price or lower than a regular grocery store. But co-op is the cheapest way for mass quantity, and if your city has a farmers market, many of their vendors will let you buy in bulk.

Whole Foods is good for their bulk section of grains and pastas. Over-priced for produce. Fine for certain condiments not found elsewhere and there house brand is decently priced.

With planning, eating healthy can definitely be done on a budget.

*dont get me started on healthy on a budget in nyc. That takes strategizing and time.

Here in LA, I love me some Co-op in Santa Monica.

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#588366 - 04/09/13 11:31 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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So its more fantasy than reality that when you say your caloric austerity is due to a budgetary concern? God help you for being ethnic with no cheekbones....

EAT

FORTHWITH WHORE

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#588368 - 04/09/13 11:39 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Nope. I still try to be frugal.

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#588370 - 04/10/13 02:30 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
JasonH Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I get most of my produce in bulk from co-ops. The rest, Trader Joe which is cheaper than Whole Foods and in most cases, the same price or lower than a regular grocery store. But co-op is the cheapest way for mass quantity, and if your city has a farmers market, many of their vendors will let you buy in bulk.

Whole Foods is good for their bulk section of grains and pastas. Over-priced for produce. Fine for certain condiments not found elsewhere and there house brand is decently priced.

With planning, eating healthy can definitely be done on a budget.

*dont get me started on healthy on a budget in nyc. That takes strategizing and time.

Here in LA, I love me some Co-op in Santa Monica.
You do know that most of the shit they sell at farmer's markets is the very same stuff that's sold at run of the mill grocery stores? And co-op food means some hipster asshole took a shit on the plant instead of using some Monsanto fertilizer.
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#588376 - 04/10/13 06:23 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Hey Gia, have you been reading "Thug Kitchen"? Healthy eating with an attitude.

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#588378 - 04/10/13 07:07 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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^^^omg this is so awesome! It's like what if Guapo had a food blog. Added to my blog roll now...these recipes are easy and I love the way he writes.

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#588389 - 04/10/13 10:50 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
She needs an excuse to not post pics of her tits and her ass.

she cant make an excuse for sending someone here an attachment in an email.but im sure shell try to make one up.
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#588457 - 04/10/13 09:08 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'll eat 1 calorie per $1.


The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories. I will give you $5 Gia.
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#588466 - 04/10/13 11:10 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Egg white, mushroom, garlic omelette with ketchup
Steamed broccoli
1 avocado
Grilled chicken salad

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#588485 - 04/11/13 07:53 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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That is like 2 meals. How long did you punish yourself in the gym for that?
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#588489 - 04/11/13 08:31 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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No gym that day. I worked all day and there wasn't any time to eat.

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#588492 - 04/11/13 12:25 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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commitment. approved..
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#588644 - 04/12/13 11:23 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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4/11/13

A lemon lollipop at the bank

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#588645 - 04/12/13 11:25 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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4/12/13

1 plum
1 papaya
Pint of strawberries
Vegetable coconut curry with basmati rice
Chicken tika masala
Glass of Cabernet
Microwave plain popcorn

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#588708 - 04/13/13 05:00 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
4/12/13

1 plum
1 papaya
Pint of strawberries
Vegetable coconut curry with basmati rice
Chicken tika masala
Glass of Cabernet
Microwave plain popcorn


Heh funny I made chicken tikka masala with some cab last night as well. Mouthgasm!

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#588709 - 04/13/13 06:15 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Chicken curry pot pie. That is all.

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#588712 - 04/13/13 07:18 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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good new term gen.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#588719 - 04/13/13 09:11 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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I like curry, pot and pie.
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#588745 - 04/14/13 06:52 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Loc: Central US
It's the holy trinity, B-man.

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#588760 - 04/14/13 10:01 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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4/13/13

Egg white, cheese, turkey omelette
Steamed veggies
Garlic chicken and broccoli w/brown rice
Vodka on the rocks
1 glass cabernet

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#588836 - 04/14/13 05:08 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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I didn't think Gia fucking eats.

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#588838 - 04/14/13 05:56 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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meat...does it cause you concern that if she were to return the favor and shit on your shit chest it might take 3-4 days?.
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#588850 - 04/14/13 07:35 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Egg white, cheese, sausage omelette
3 slices thin crust anchovy pizza
2 apples

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#588923 - 04/15/13 01:17 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Do you ever eat anchovies not on a pizza? Like in a salad?
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#589124 - 04/17/13 07:54 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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4/15/13

Bag of frozen peas. Steamed
Pint of seedless grapes

4/16/13

Whole wheat pasta w/ turkey marinara
1 small bag of bagel chips w/ onion dip
1 maple cookie
1 Kombucha tea
2 Reece's dark choc peanut butter cups
1 diet coke
1 cake pop

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#589126 - 04/17/13 07:57 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Do you ever eat anchovies not on a pizza? Like in a salad?


Yes. I really enjoy them. I need to find low cal dressing recipes for them instead of Caesar.

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#589127 - 04/17/13 08:07 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I don't know how I feel about turkey marinara.

Both from the idea of using turkey. And, meat in a "marinara" sauce.

The whole idea that "mariners" using the sauce was so there was no meat to rot. At least that was the myth of the origin of Marinara I've heard.



Sounds more like a Turkey Ragu to me ....
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#589131 - 04/17/13 08:45 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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I don't know the pasta nomenclature. Sounds fine to me. All I know is I added meat this time and prefer turkey instead of red meat.

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#589138 - 04/17/13 11:02 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Do you ever eat anchovies not on a pizza? Like in a salad?


Yes. I really enjoy them. I need to find low cal dressing recipes for them instead of Caesar.


anchovies
fresh lemon juice
1 garlic clove
fresh basil
sea salt and pepper (optional)

Throw it all in a food processor. I haven't played with measurements yet but play with it. It's quite loverly.

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#589139 - 04/17/13 11:07 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Yessss. Thank you so much. No food processor here but how about a blender? What speed?

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#589143 - 04/17/13 11:33 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Yessss. Thank you so much. No food processor here but how about a blender? What speed?


Blender is perfect. Whatever speed it takes to liquify the heck out of it smile

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#589149 - 04/17/13 12:19 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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gen: is that one day's consumption? I'm worried that if this intake continues that your butt will no longer resemble the near perfect bubble..
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#589152 - 04/17/13 12:28 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
mallocup Offline
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my best period of (chosen) dietary control was a couple of years back, and for a good 6 months it looked like:

1. 2 hard boiled eggs + 1 avocado
2. aka miso soup + grilled salmon
3. boiled vegetables (corn, peas, potato, carrots)

this was enabled by the fact that I'd just been forced into moving back to livign with my mum and working in a factory. the month of jail time that preceded this was also pretty interesting. but alas..
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#589155 - 04/17/13 12:39 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: mallocup]
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
gen: is that one day's consumption? I'm worried that if this intake continues that your butt will no longer resemble the near perfect bubble..


I think you mean, Gia. This is her food diary. I haven't posted my days consumption but was suggesting a dressing with anchovies.

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#589162 - 04/17/13 03:22 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't know the pasta nomenclature. Sounds fine to me. All I know is I added meat this time and prefer turkey instead of red meat.


Ignore me being a dick.

It's just my way. ::



btw, I like anchovies on salads as well. laugh
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#589192 - 04/17/13 07:32 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: mallocup]
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
the month of jail time that preceded this was also pretty interesting. but alas..



wha??? maybe more on this story sometime...
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#589220 - 04/17/13 11:43 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Ate with reckless abandon tonight. Friend in town.

Salad at Urth Cafe
Macaroni and cheese, maple infused Brussel sprouts, margarita pizza

2 vodka on the rocks
Cucumber gimlet
Glass of Cabernet
Duck confit French fries
Wings with ranch sauce


Edited by gia jordan (04/18/13 12:14 AM)

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#589224 - 04/18/13 05:39 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Was it a vodka gimlet? Or the traditional gin?

I don't know if vodka gin and wine mix too well. For me at least. But, then again, I don't drink much.




I know what duck confit is. I know what french fries are.

What are Duck confit french fries?





I am starting to class "margarita pizza" as a Gia staple.
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#589229 - 04/18/13 06:43 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: LouCypher]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: mallocup
the month of jail time that preceded this was also pretty interesting. but alas..



wha??? maybe more on this story sometime...


I don't expect too much info, but I'd like to hear what country the time was served in.
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#589356 - 04/19/13 07:27 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I think Gia is fasting in support of Boston today.
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#589366 - 04/19/13 07:50 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I think Gia is fasting in support of Boston today.


That's entirely understandable. I think she once stripped and did privates there. I hope none of her former clients were injured by the bombs.
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#590468 - 05/01/13 03:48 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Pretty much ate the same thing for all missing days: salad, a banana, figs, and whole wheat pasta with marinara. On a budget and making food at home on the cheap with my limited cooking skills.

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#590499 - 05/02/13 01:21 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Salad's a pretty broad term these days. I imagine we're talking basic greens, not the 17,000 calorie taco salad that I like to make sometimes when I'm wanting to eat healthy.
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#590506 - 05/02/13 10:49 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
gia jordan Offline
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Romaine mixed with spinach or kale. Any veggie. No cheese, no croutons, no nuts. Any dressing 40 cals or less. But mostly, I don't like dressing. Load that salad up with veggies! And maybe some salmon or grilled chicken.

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#590509 - 05/02/13 11:45 AM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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I feel bad for the Gia's Mope. In all this food diary, I haven't seen Jizz listed. Poor guy.
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#590515 - 05/02/13 01:27 PM Re: The Gia Jordan Food Diary [Re: gia jordan]
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Where are the photos of the food?

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