What will sell is an Anti-Porn Porn Chick.

What won't sell is more of the same.

The very fact that so many disagree with me means it's a very good idea.

You can all sit around wringing your hands, being angry at the way things are, talk about suing, or moving to another country...

...or you can take lemons, and make lemonade.

Instead of whining like babies about the Cal/OSHA ruling, you need to create a Star who PROMOTES the rulings.

This nasty, rape-style pornography has made MANY of us TUNE OUT.

Bukkakes are for men who really like seeing others men's penises. The girl is simply an excuse to get naked with other men.

DP's are for men who are afraid to admit they like getting sexually close with other men. Plain and simple. Straight men don't like or want to participate in DP's.

Anal sex is what homosexuals love. Again, all the emphasis on anal has really just fed into the psyche of the man who hasn't come to terms with the fact that he likes the smell of ass. The smell of ass is a gay trait. Straight men like pussy.

What's missing in porn, is an approach to MASS MARKETING.

People like to fall in love with STARS.

It's hard to fall in love with a girl you know is escorting, getting peed on by men, doing drugs and drinking, and may have an STD or HIV.

Since no one has really tried my idea yet, it's hard for most of you to imagine the impact of it.

What you need is a girl who can offer something BEYOND the simple act of fucking on camera. Fucking on camera is easy. Being a ROLE MODEL is HARD.

Imagine this interview, with Diane Sawyer talking to this new 'Goddess' on Primetime Live:

SAWYER: "So, let's get a few things straight, Ms. Goddess. First, you say you're a proponent of safe sex in porn. Is that true?

GODDESS: "Absolutely. I had safe sex before I got into this industry, and I will ONLY have safe sex while I'm in this industry. STD's and HIV are NOT cool. Have you seen pictures of what these things can do? It's frightening how many people just don't understand what can happen."

SAWYER: "Tell me if I'm wrong, but you seem to be a woman with a mission. Is that true? Are you on a mission?"

GODDESS: "You bet I am. Pornography is changing. Sex does NOT have to kill to be fun, and enjoyable. Women don't have to become rape victims on camera to get men off. There's a larger market of porn viewers out there that have largely been ignored for the past four years. I call them the 'unjaded'. The normal people. The people whom 'porn creep' has no effect on. The people I'd want to hang out with."

SAWTER: "Are there people in the industry you won't hang out with?"

GODDESS: "Oh my, yes. I can count the number of people I like, and trust, on one hand. I don't party, I don't do drugs, I don't escort, and I don't do nasty things that would appeal to the worst side of humanity. The industry is full of people on the wrong path. It has been for a long, long time. I'm here to change all that. Like you said, I'm a woman on a mission, I guess."

SAWYER VOICE OVER: "We were curious to find out whether this 'Goddess' was too good to be true, so we asked her if our cameras could accompany her to one of her sets. What we found was SHOCKING. Safe sex, instead of the 'throw caution to wind' type sex of past porn, was now the way things were done. And what was truely amazing was the performers. These weren't your drugged up, spaced out porn perfomers of the past. This new generation of performer was, how shall we say...more mature?

SAWYER: "From what our cameras could see, it looked like you were having a pretty good time. Were you? Is it work, or is it fun?"

GODDESS: "It's both. The difference is that with the new Cal/OSHA rulings, you don't have to die doing it. It's brought better talent into the industry, and the quality of the product has gone way up."

SAWTER: "So, what does a porn 'Goddess' do after work. For instance, what are your plans for tonight?"

GODDESS: "Tonight I'm having dinner at a wonderful little restaurant in Avalon, over on Catalina. Really great wine, and the food is definitely worth the trip. After that? Who knows. I'm looking forward to seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' on DVD. I saw it in the theaters, and loved it."

SAWYER: "A porn star who enjoys The Passion of the Christ? Let me get this straight..."

GODDESS: "I'm comfortable with my contradictions. It's a great movie. It's a great story. And Mel Gibson is an amazing writer, and director. Just because I have sex on camera doesn't mean I'm a bad person, or stupid, or desperate. I enjoy what I do. I pick my talent, I pick my scripts, I pick my directors. I make a better product, a product I'm proud of. Off camera, I look just like any other pretty young woman, and I conduct myself that way. Contradictions can be sexy...dontcha think?"

SAWYER: "Well Ms. Goddess, I must admit, on behalf of ABC News...we've never seen anything like you. We're at loss, I guess, to categorize you."

GODDESS: "Thank you."

SAWYER VOICE OVER: "We aren't sure where Goddess' career will go from here. She already has a recording contract, a major Hollywood movie in the works, and is currently dating one the the former members of N'Sync. We can tell you this: No one has never seen anything like Goddess before, and we sure to keep on watching for her next move.

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