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#234714 - 02/13/08 08:25 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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this ... this... and this:




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#234715 - 02/14/08 06:16 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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I can't believe this hasn't been added yet:


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#234716 - 02/15/08 07:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234717 - 02/15/08 08:30 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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The Guardian Lawn Gnome just told me I forgot this one:



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#234718 - 02/15/08 09:03 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234719 - 02/16/08 04:45 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Those are jail tats.

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#234720 - 02/23/08 01:17 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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RENFIELD/gypsy itself:



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#234721 - 02/23/08 01:24 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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tater mitts
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#234722 - 02/23/08 06:49 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234723 - 02/25/08 11:55 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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RENFIELD/gypsy itself:




WOW IM IMPRESSED YOU SAVED THE PICTURE, You just made my day

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#234724 - 02/25/08 01:51 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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2/25/2008: After two-and-a-half years, Holly Randall finally has a harsh word for someone...



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#234725 - 02/25/08 07:27 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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tater mitts




LOL you turd , why is this in here?


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WOW IM IMPRESSED YOU SAVED THE PICTURE, You just made my day




pay them no mind gypsy, youre a beautiful butterfly.
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#234726 - 02/28/08 03:14 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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The Fatman discusses his terabytes of porn with someone he met on his daily 3 mile walk.




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#234727 - 03/01/08 06:51 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234728 - 03/04/08 08:53 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234729 - 03/07/08 08:57 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234730 - 03/08/08 12:53 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234731 - 04/25/08 03:46 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234732 - 04/26/08 09:59 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Loc: Portland


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#234733 - 04/26/08 10:02 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234734 - 05/05/08 04:35 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234735 - 05/23/08 09:29 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234736 - 06/20/08 02:00 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Like a cop, this photo is never to be found when you need it. Until now:



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#234737 - 07/07/08 08:21 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234738 - 07/07/08 10:25 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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god, i still can't get over that smile. i just want to lick him like a goddamn lollipop. i want to be the next ex-mrs. kerkove
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#234739 - 07/07/08 06:10 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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I feel like submitting this stupid fucking Kerkove pic to Fark as a photoshop contest.
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#234740 - 07/07/08 07:44 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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You still old enough to grow your hair out Scotty boi?
Maybe get some hentai tats?. I'm sure the boy scout uniform you sported had a "dew rag". lol
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#234742 - 07/07/08 09:19 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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You still old enough to grow your hair out Scotty boi?
Maybe get some hentai tats?. I'm sure the boy scout uniform you sported had a "dew rag". lol





Still old enough? What, do you think I'm getting younger? Could the passage of time at some point make me no longer old enough?

I have no idea what a hentai is.

All Boy Scout uniforms had dew rags. They were called neckerchiefs.
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#234743 - 07/08/08 11:14 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234744 - 07/08/08 12:43 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Thats cool, who made that?

For a moment I felt like Larry Flynt seeing that "Crippled Sled Productions" logo. Do you think I could be a porn producer, even for a day? Let's say I go without my monthly whore habit for 3 months, set aside the 20K and instead plop it into making a movie. What does everyone think? I will write the "Script" dialogue myself, I have the hottest dialogue in mind already.

I would NEED help... Holly Randall as consultant-at-large, Gia to get me quality whores, Gia to dress the whores, Gia to coach the whores on my awesomely hot dialogue, Gia to take the money I pay the whores and deposit it in their bank accounts, Gia to open said bank accounts for the whores lacking in such....GIA to provide back up cum gobbling assistance for the first girl that gags or dodges. Gia gia gia....

Gigi, to inspire and exhort me on, telling me whats hott and whats nott. Gigi could also test the Meth I use for performance enhancing reasons only. I am Da Burg, I am a perfectionist.

Windsock/CAOH as "Talent" after the fashion he always wanted. Travis splooges on Hailey 8 times in 14 over-excited minutes, such that it cant be called premature ejaculation because Simp has never, nor will ever, matured. Gigi serves as Fluffer for Travis in between Splooge number 5 and 6, and is so good she accidentally causes on off camera splooge...which she eats.


Cereal Lunch: She provides Lunch for everyone, taking my handivan and driving to Wendy's. When she returns, my hydraulics in the lift/ramp are fucked up and she defends herself by saying "Hydraulics are for losers, real crippled men lift themselves in and out of their handivans using a Rope and Pulley system Big Brother Burg! Now give me 300 bucks for ridding you of the evils of Hydraulics from your life!"
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#234745 - 07/08/08 01:53 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Haha! That one went over the left field wall!

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#234746 - 07/08/08 02:37 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
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no way, i wanna make the lunch! then you guys can all laugh at my goofy casserole of the day and make me cry and then shoot loads on me that mix with my tears.
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#234747 - 07/08/08 02:49 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
thats totally a bloodhound gang single title waiting to happen gigi
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#234748 - 07/08/08 04:27 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:






Something about this series scared me into thinking they were speaking Ubangi with all the grunting & throaty moaning in the background.
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#234749 - 07/08/08 05:25 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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byron long looks cracked the fuck out on that boxcover
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#234750 - 07/09/08 01:12 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

byron long looks cracked the fuck out on that boxcover




Byron Long used to get his crack fucked...

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#234751 - 07/11/08 08:39 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:






Something about this series scared me into thinking they were speaking Ubangi with all the grunting & throaty moaning in the background.




I believe the colored edumacated folks call it 'ebonics'...
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#234752 - 07/11/08 08:56 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:






Something about this series scared me into thinking they were speaking Ubangi with all the grunting & throaty moaning in the background.




I believe the colored edumacated folks call it 'ebonics'...




I call BS on that boxcover. Whore in the middle is either deeply Italian or has nog-nips. Thats an IR flick cause I say so.
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#234753 - 07/13/08 09:42 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234754 - 07/13/08 09:49 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
so is she officially gone?
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#234755 - 07/13/08 09:53 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Who knows. I hope not. That shit is pure comedy. I suspect she'll be dissing XPT on her blog for some time to come.

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#234756 - 07/13/08 01:41 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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I believe she's referring to Mike Alpo, or Mike Dildo, or Mike Albo, whatever he calls himself today. She read some of the Duke Floored backstory and got paranoid. I'm trying to counsel her along through this difficult time for a porno writer. But when an ugly, dilapidated, washed up writer like Mike Dilbo tries to flex his muscle now and then, it gets the blogger's attention.

Of course, in the end it just backfires on him and he gets shuffled back into the mix of the detritus that make up the editorial staff of the AVN brand. He's kinda like the porno David Falk--total douchebag, with an occasional flareup of relevance.

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#234757 - 07/13/08 10:25 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234758 - 07/13/08 10:51 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234759 - 07/15/08 08:51 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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so is she officially gone?




A guy can dream....

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#234760 - 07/15/08 01:44 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

so is she officially gone?




A guy can dream....






That's a little harsh. If it weren't for Darrah, we never would have known who this Randy West character was.
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#234761 - 07/18/08 08:13 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234762 - 07/18/08 06:54 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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^^Nice one Burg.

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#234763 - 07/18/08 11:42 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Travis Bickle: I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".
Betsy: You mean organized?
Travis Bickle: Organezized. Organezized. It's a joke. O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-Z-E-D...
Betsy: Oh, you mean organezized. Like those little signs they have in offices that says, "Thimk"?

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#234764 - 08/08/08 07:46 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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