I'm going to be on my way to the Azores on May 1. But, I couldn't let this pass.

Pimp and possible HPV carrier Lori Lust celebrates a birthday. The numbers listed are based on IAFD info, which says ::cough:: she's 32. I think it's about as real as her bolt-ons.

This half-tranny still is pushing her Howard Stern E! channel appearances that pre-date my signup to XPT.

On the last week of E! TV's airing of the Howard Stern Radio/TV Show, Lori Lust was featured on the radio Monday (6/27), and shown on television Tuesday and Wednesday (7/5 - 7/6). Total viewers that week hit over 30 million and show ranked 38th out of 3000 Stern TV shows!



And her Agency seems in full swing.

Nothing says professional like a gmail email.


I'd love to book this model:

Kimber Lace profile

She's got her as 21, A cupped and only doing girl-girl.

No need to update that ... she turned 27 on the 29th.



I do like that when you click on "male models" it shows all the girls ... like they are trannies or something.



Quite a bit of static & noise from a bolt-on-ed bitty whose got less credited title than Cherish of THE Twins. What a resume to be an agent.


It's like: I can't get work for myself, so why not take some money from girls who can actually get work!!!


She never did anal, per IAFD, sorry Zen, wherever you are. So she didn't even max out the ATM slots she was born with. [But, she does have an IR scene, Tritone!]



I do like that she can't decide how to spell her own client's names.





If you have any problems with this post, please do not hesitate to call (818) 926-9320 ... before it's disconnected for lack of payment.

Little gems like that are the reason I come here. Bully to you, sir.

Enjoy the trip, Fatty.

Lori should just go into business with Shy Love and Kayden Kross. They could call the agency "FLOP 1, LLC."

I swear Lori Lust is at least 45. I've seen vids of her getting gang banged by black dudes floating around for well over a decade, and she looked older even then.

I wonder if she ever dumped that mooch husband of hers with the feathered hair. He looked like he'd prefer Van Hagar to Van Halen.

qotd

Hip reference.

Congratulations Lori Lust on hitting the big 27 for the 27th time!

Bump. I forgot about this because she had her birthday scrubbed off IAFD.