It's always amazing to me how my best posts, such as this one, seem to attract such little attention, while my less interesting ones seem to get all the press.

Not only is this idea cutting edge, it's also amazingly obvious.

We've seen the whores, folks.

We've seen the extreme.

We're bored.

We want a girl we can look up to.

A girl who can stand up to Bill O'Reilly.

A girl who can stand up to CNN.

A girl who'll do well on Dateline.

What most of you cokehead-meth head-alcoholics don't get is this:

NOBODY WANTS TO OUTLAW PORNOGRAPHY.

The Bush Administration, including Mr. Ashcroft, DOES NOT need, or want, to make pornography illegal.

What needs to stop- is girls getting hurt.

I've noticed that many of you have continued shooting against the Cal/OSHA ruling.

This is a MISTAKE.

For your own good, and your pocketbooks own good, PLEASE ABIDE BY THE RULING.

New fines are already in the works, and they are already getting ready to send them to those who have violated them.

In this post, I have presented all of you with a surefire, problem-free way to stay in business...legitimately.

You simply find a girl that is trustable, intelligent, doesn't turn tricks on the side, vocally and AGGRESSIVELY supports SAFE SEX...

...and you PROMOTE her as such.

In the national media, she will come off as a SAINT.

A LEADER.

A GODDESS.

When she is interviewed on CNN and FOX, have her DEMONSTRATE Safe Sex techniques to the masses.

No, I am NOT KIDDING about that.

This will result in MONEY for you, and your studio.

Or...

...you can do it YOUR WAY...

...and incur fine, after fine, after fine.

A STAR, or STARS of the caliber I am talking about will make all of you MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

That's what you really want, isn't it?

So, why the bullshit comments, and procrastination?

America doesn't hate porn.

America LOVES porn.

America simply HATED the way you were making porn, and decided to MAKE YOU CHANGE.

It is NOT NECESSARY to HURT women, or DEGRADE women, or BELITTLE women in order to make MONEY.

GO AGAINST THE GRAIN.

TURN YOUR MODUS OPERANDI UPSIDE DOWN.

When a studio finds the GODDESS I am talking about, and she, and her history is fully accountable...

...America will FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.

We will want to know WHO SHE IS DATING.

We will want to know WHERE SHE WENT FOR DINNER.

We will want to know WHAT BOOKS SHE READS.

We will want to find out WHAT SHE DID LAST NIGHT.

Are any of you starting to get the picture?

GODDESS LOVE RESULTS IN MONEY FOR YOU, YOU MORONS.

Find her, be good to her, and she will be good to you.

We are SICK OF WHORES out here.

WHORES are STD infested, money grubbing, lying, self-interested, out of touch girls.

WE WANT A GODDESS, or GODDESSES.

We want a goddess who PREACHES SAFE SEX, and who DOES NOT LIE, and who DOES NOT DO DRUGS, and who IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, and who SPEAKS INTELLIGENTLY, and who COMES FROM A GOOD HOME, and who IS NOT A CRIMINAL, and who DOES NOT CHANGE HER IDENTITY EVERY TWO MONTHS.

Find us this GODDESS.

PROMOTE the GODDESS. On CNN, Fox, and MSNBC.

After that...

...in a year...

...make sure you COME BACK HERE AND THANK ME FOR MAKING YOU RICH.

Is there ANYONE out there with a BRAIN that gets this?

Or am I simply talking to a bunch of dinosaurs?

The climate of porn has CHANGED, people.

What I am suggesting to all of you is THE NEW WAVE.

Sink, or swim.

It's your choice.

Or...

...Try moving to Mexico or Prague.

Yeah, that'll be fun.

Ya might as well move to the 909.

Or is that where all of you currently reside already?

Only losers move to those places. We all know that.

I'm giving you a plan that will work, so you don't have to move, only to be brought by back FINDING ANOTHER GODDESS, after THIS IDEA BEGINS TO BECOME THE NORM.

What a bunch of stubborn dinosaurs, you are.

First one to execute my concept wins a million dollars.

Of course, I WILL expect a THANK YOU.

Morons.

Have I been wrong before?

If I have, please tell me how?

Fucking morons.

The Outsider