When I was in NY, my dad & stepmom invited me to go with them to dinner and a show in NY. I don't generally go often. Attending Broadway productions is more a part of my past than my present.

But, my dad and his wife go to plays religiously. Usually at least once a week. Sometimes as many as 3. But, these are usually the avant-garde variety. Experimental theatre. Off Broadway.

They are patrons of the arts. My stepmom has some role with the Public Theatre and they are big with the Roundabout Theatre as well. As such, he calls the theatre a day or two before the performance he wants and upgrade to 3 seats, fourth row center.

The play was called "The Big Knife".

I knew nothing about it. Didn't bother to google before the show.

But, it seems it was made into a movie by Jack Palance in the 50s.

This one starred Bobby Cannavale, whom I rather enjoyed in "The Station Agent".

But, the "thrill" for me was that it had Marin Ireland.

Marin is a tall blonde who remind me of a mix of Cali Marie [in face] and my roommate from college's wife in body.

She was Aileen in "Homeland". The white girl terrorist in love with "the brown boy". She was also in "The Following" as a brunette killer who killed the girlfriend of the woman who played Clare Dane's sister in "Homeland".

Marin can be seen naked by Showtime subscribers in the film "28 Hotel Rooms".

The play wasn't great. OK minus.

I spent most of the time examining Marin and her period outfits [post-war 40s]. She played Bobby's unhappy wife.

Ana Reeder, who has been in a variety of things, was a thick, chunky, horny firecroth married to Bobby's best friend who went to jail for him. She screws Bobby when his wife walks out.

She had some of that "Rear Admiral Spark" about her. Nothing special. But, it came off sexy.

Rachel Brosnahan, of whom I've never heard before, played a flighty firecrotch starlet obsessed with Bobby and in on his "secret".

She was very cute. Looks quite a bit like my sister, but with red hair and greyer eyes.

So .. the play was boring. My dad dozed off before intermission. I elbowed him when he seemed about to snore.

But, it got interesting in intermission.

Two rows behind me there was a very cute actress I know from somewhere. But, since I'm so porn obsessed, I can't remember my regular actresses anymore.

I stared too long but she didn't seem to mind when she caught me. She smiled, with a "Yes. It's me!" kind of look between her texts and giggles with her asian girlfriend.

Damn. Still don't know who it was.

One row behind her was Bernadette Peters.

Turns out Rachel was in her movie. Maybe that why she was there.

Click for info on the movie and picture of them She's looking a bit old, but it was clearly her.

Ms. Peters was accompanied by a guy who looked like a corpse.

Here my staring was not appreciated. I got the "you know better than to ogle the stars at a play" look.

Fun times.

$100.00 for that crap!?!

Yup.

That's how real greedy Jews rake it in.

They reel-in suckers like you, that are hungry for that homo stuff and are willing to pay a premium dollar for it. $100.00 would get COD Black Ops 2 and all of it DLCs.

$100 would get you 100 slices of pizza.

Or 100 hot dogs, or 50 hots dogs and 50 slices of pizza, or 200 liters of Stars & stripes strawberry lemonade.

That's even more garbage than a bad Broadway show.