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#589796 - 04/24/13 07:59 PM Alexis Ford hits a quarter century.
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Tritone fav and PD target Alexis Ford hits the big two five.

I don't have much of an opinion on her. I mostly remember her from a movie she titled with Lexi Belle.

Seemed to me she was an attempt by a studio to copy Jesse Jane, whom I despise for being 90% plastic in construction.

But, I don't have a firm opinion on Alexis one way or the other.

Feel free to rant or praise or ignore.

blinker
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#589802 - 04/24/13 08:51 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Hopeless.

An introduction.

Alexis Ford delivers as the blonde plastic fuck doll with a trendy dance card.
("She's a hot beach blonde willing to please.")

She does a lot of anal, double penetration (DP) and some interracial.
(IR - black male on non-black female, for whatever reason.)

She was an Adam & Eve contract whore ("adult entertainment superstar") and now hits the gonzo meat market with determination and sensible offerings.
("She wants to bring that blonde fire to the big leagues.")

Jesse Jane's extremely constructed and only looks bearable with a lot of good lighting - not exactly the case here.

If she doesn't get too bloated, there should be a year left of porn whoredom before it's Degrading Dubai time and so forth, on the way out of her mind.

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#589951 - 04/26/13 09:27 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: drained]
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She's only 25? It disturbs me in the most amusing way that I'm 7 years older. Weird.

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#589953 - 04/26/13 09:39 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Yeah, well... she has fur on her back.



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#589964 - 04/26/13 09:59 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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That a fresh pic of Gen, or from when she teased the Twitterverse by talking of steam cleaning her bum?

You never posted pics in that hot orange bikini Gen. 2 whore demerits :'(
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#589974 - 04/26/13 12:43 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
She's only 25? It disturbs me in the most amusing way that I'm 7 years older. Weird.


Does it disturb you, amusing way or otherwise, that you are younger than Chelsea Clinton?
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#589989 - 04/26/13 03:00 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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She looks much older. I would've guessed she's at least 32.

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#589992 - 04/26/13 04:59 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Chelsea Clinton looks 40.

PulpD, good to know you spent the time scrolling through my photos just to find that particular picture from August 2012. Why else do you think that picture was shared? Duh. The brotha's love the peach fuzz.

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#589995 - 04/26/13 05:34 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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While you assume what you will, that pic's from the top row of your Twitter media gallery.

Fur's odd.

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#589998 - 04/26/13 05:55 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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We all have hair. Some thicker and darker than others.
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#590011 - 04/26/13 06:57 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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That peach fuzz on a girls back is a HUGE turn on for me ! Love it !
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#590013 - 04/26/13 06:58 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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.......And before anyone smarts off about that. You're a fucking pussy !
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#590014 - 04/26/13 06:59 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer


PulpD, good to know you spent the time scrolling through my photos just to find that particular picture from August 2012. Why else do you think that picture was shared? Duh. The brotha's love the peach fuzz.


you're not going to shame him by pointing out his ocd antics. he?. spends entire weekends cataloging and linking posts in his?. threads.
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#590015 - 04/26/13 07:01 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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PD is quite proud of that index.
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#590038 - 04/26/13 08:11 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Mongs like mallo or figgs still don't get it. Hopeless as well.

The child fucker's troll's especially weak or his primitive posting tech comes through.

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#590041 - 04/26/13 08:30 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Major fail at staying on topic.

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#590043 - 04/26/13 08:41 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Generizer]
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tru-that...

we've seen the truth on this one...




hook-ah!


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#590047 - 04/26/13 09:04 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Still looks stocky after the make-up gets washed away from tears due to some holage.

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#590057 - 04/27/13 04:41 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Holy holage, PulpWoman!
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#590070 - 04/27/13 07:09 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
That peach fuzz on a girls back is a HUGE turn on for me ! Love it !



There ya go, Gen. Light some candles and take that thought to the bathtub with ya'.

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#590130 - 04/27/13 06:22 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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She already does. Jealous fuckwad !
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#590139 - 04/27/13 07:44 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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BDM, bringing the hate. Good job, boss.
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#590166 - 04/28/13 06:15 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I'm pleasantly surprised

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#590169 - 04/28/13 06:46 AM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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So the Genny fur pic rattled backlon's rural range.

Costumes seem to be available for some naughty role-playing time behind the barn.

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#590206 - 04/28/13 06:20 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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WTF are you blubbering and drooling about? Rural range? Do better.


Edited by backdoorman (04/28/13 06:20 PM)
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#590207 - 04/28/13 06:21 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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But don't do it in a 3 page long way.
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#590210 - 04/28/13 06:27 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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pipe is NOT having a good weekend here.
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#590212 - 04/28/13 06:31 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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SFVeD believes firmly in genocide for the fur-BacKeD.
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#590215 - 04/28/13 07:21 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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lucky for the fur-BacKeD that genocide program is being run by xpt's version of a locked in syndrome pervert.
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#590220 - 04/28/13 07:37 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I can't fault SFVeD for that.

None of my stalking involves forfeiting a reclined position. And, most of it is done via dreams.
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#590236 - 04/28/13 10:00 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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I jerked off 3 and a half times to it.

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#590239 - 04/28/13 11:25 PM Re: Alexis Ford hits a quarter century. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Glad you are back to being healthy enough to take care of biddness, Gen.
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