The Pornarium surfing tip:

While everyone, logged in or not, can view pics without proper names in bad quality hosted on Imgur, the original, properly named ones of better quality are posted as attachments to their respective posts in the order they appear in for board members to download and everyone to get a name to the whore in question.


TL;DR:

Don't be an enormous tard and look the fuck around for obvious shit.

Ron neglected to mention he has owned (and currently owns) at least 2 properties since the early 80s. He's super frugal, too. Especially with food. He told me he mostly eats when he's comped. The problem is that people everywhere give him food.

Alibi female whore, shitty ink, FABULOUS phone case.




Alibi female whore, covered shitty ink, GLORIOUS contrived smile.




Womb Raider.






Jason Statham's uglier stunt double.

Cross-over auteur.






Manly whore with whore wife. Fabulous purse.




Why pretend?




They might make money charging per pound at the underground butcher's and Cannibal Catering.

That's not a flattering pic of her, but she's hot. One of the best assholes in the biz.

WTF is with the whores and their Hello Kitty tats? Do they think this is sexy? Gets them more bookings? Gets a discount from the meth dealer on the corner?

Sheeit.

Of course it isn't a flattering pic. There aren't any.

I miss the monkey threads of old..

Fuck you, too.

It wasn't meant to be an approximation of times past.

You just don't have the commentary down. Plus, you're using press/publicity photos. We had the Camera of Death.

Pics and commentary wasn't what this was about. Pics and blurbs.

The combination worked elsewhere to a degree. I wonder where.

The "press/publicity photos" are from various people who got them published on AVN.com and hardly look like something with a lot of thought put into it.

Feel free to use either the pics I put up or different ones for a vintage flashback excursion.

As if anyone else did some AEE 2014 shit...

Seems like there would be a ton of pics online from all the raincoaters who attend. Gotta figure there's some choice flashing pics and shit. Or twitpics from other porn chicks.
And what industry event pic set omits Tee Real? Blasphemy.

NO HE DERE DOE!!!

You gotta give the guy credit for the file names, though. I got a good chuckle out of some of those.

That whore got 1/2 off the nose job, cause the surgeon only gave her one nostril.

Her nostrils look ok to me here.

sorry if this came across as an 'it was much better in the old days!' post. I like what you're doing here.. keep it up!

Jerkules: just saw Jennifer Connelly walk out on Fallon's show.
Jerkules: first thought was "too thin". 2nd though was "look at that butt sticking out, must be all firm muscle"
Jerkules: for 43 w/ 3 kids she looks fantastic.

Rear Admiral: I met Jennifer Connelly a few years after The Hot Spot. She's breathtaking.

Jerkules: My eyes almost fell out of my head when she said her oldest is 16 and her youngest 2 1/2


Stanley B. Herman on IMDB.

I'll see your



and raise you







Slo-Mo good part, watch her pop them hips.



I LOVE this expression on her face




Bonus

^Nicely Done. :Conky_Golf_Clap:

Thanks, Bro. I had them gifs locked and loaded from something earlier in the week. It was a layup.



Before ass to ass



after ass to ass.

The soundtrack's highly overrated.
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Hickster link.

OSHA link.
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Watch how the White Horse makes some little boys and girls jump and hump, while it makes others catch up on some sleep (philip s. hoffman)

TRPWL link

South should stick to jacking off on methbillies. His site is the Weekly World News of porn reporting. I hear he has a big story next week where the face from the moon and Mars is going to be found on Lisa Ann's ass.

Yeah, some great reporting by Michael "Gonzo" Whiteacre.
An anonymous source has a blurb and then it all didn't happen, no one got fined.
He's not better than South's hicksterdom here.

really?. i'll never commit to the minutiae of any of these porn blog battles but whiteacre is at least fun to read and he puts together a solid article.



you'll have to wait to click to get the rest of the story, pipe.
as will i.

Whiteacre's all-in-smiling-in-every-camera approach and generally douchy attitude's a bit much.


It'll all get sorted out on its own.

That War Machine douche is crabbin about Fleshlight owing his whore money, on Twitter.

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/fleshlight-owe-christy-mack-10-grand/

hard to believe those two dummys got fucked by the fine print.

Suitcase Pimp must not have his Fake Lawyer degree.

He doesn't even have his fake person degree. Why is this tool still living?

More of South's outlandish conjecture debunked.

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/tinfoil-hat-time-kink-com-pass-testing-new-low-mike-south/

I guess South is good at inciting rubes. Anyone with a double digit or better IQ can tell his goal isn't to present facts, but rather to have people talk about Mike South.

Hickster link.

Retard link.

Whores lie. Pimps lie.

Me too.

War Machine was on rogans yesterday. pretty good listen if you have the time. i always had him as donny long dumb but to be honest he's a pretty normal dude with anger issues that now has brain damage. for real.

dude is pretty interesting and seems very well versed in regards to the history of fighting and the books he's read but it's obvious he's taken way too many shots to the dome. people with multiple concussion issues often display the compulsive, risky behavior he's known for.

Perhaps your woman should spend less time buying stupid gold fangs and read the fucking fine print you stupid fuck.

The beautiful people...

People?

The beautiful something. Not people.

Who are the fatties? Don't you judge me.

This is good stuff. Well done.

At the Douches Who Can't Dress Awards, I guess everybody wins.

No one wins. They're all losers.

They had so much fun. It won't end.

The red haired voluptuous lady is Lenora Claire.