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most of the players by the way are now playing in the NHL



Not right now they're not.

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but alas, none of them could get a girl to look at them. Girls wouldn't give them the time of day.



They were trying for the wrong girls; stop chasing trash.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock