I bought some pickles from Poland at the Russian store couple of days ago, because there is a mean guy on the label.
A "mean guy" he sez. About a box labeled "Hetman"
Panzer, did it ever occur to you that a Hetman was a leader of cossaks. You know, the pricks what pogrommed your people?
Sometimes I think Panzer really does have a hacker, and that hacker is trying too hard.