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Depending on who you ask, syndicated radio personality Tom Leykis is either a breath of fresh air or a foul defender of the male libido. An oracle of psychosocial truth or a sphincter of sexism. His "Leykis 101," an academic tutorial on "how to get guys laid," alternately provokes gratitude or outrage.

THE RULES:

#1. If women think you're a jerk, that's good, because nice guys don't get laid.

#2. Always do what YOU want to do. YOU make the money, you decide where you're going and what you're doing.

#3. Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. Any more money spent does NOT help in getting laid. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

#4. ALWAYS make sure alcohol will be consumed on a date (no coffee or lunch dates).

#5. Dump a woman if you haven't had sex with her by the third date, otherwise she's using you for entertainment until someone better comes along.

#6. Never date women with a lot of debt (duh).

#7. Go directly from the bar to the bed (or back seat of the car). If she wants to stop and get food along the way, you're not getting any so just give her your number and go home.

#8. Eat a hearty meal before you go out on a date with her. That way, when you take her out to dinner, you just eat a green salad and save money. No woman wants to eat more than you.

#9. When you go to the ATM, look for a receipt with a large balance, then bring it to the bar/club and write your phone number on it and give it to a hot chick.

#10. Never tell a woman how much money you make, but make sure she thinks you have a lot of money and that she'll get some of it (though she never will, or very little!)

#11. Do not enter a relationship unless she promises to use birth control and is willing to get an abortion in the event of pregnancy.

#12. NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vagina money! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat?!

#13. Don't EVER date co-workers! Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

#14. NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. You won't get any.

#15. Try not to bring a woman back to your place. Go to hers, if possible. Avoid letting a woman know where you live for as long as possible.

#16. Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25 or really ready to settle down.

#17. Do not marry without a pre-nup. A post-nup and "during-nup" are also excellent ideas.

#18. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER answer the phone on weekends, especially Friday night!! It makes you look like you had nothing to do or no place to go. Set your answering machine to screen your calls. Then only answer it if it is one of your buddies. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with buddies or for guaranteed sex.

#19. Even if you really have nothing to do, ALWAYS let the answering machine take the call. You're ALWAYS busy.

#20. Always know where you're going for the date. Never ask her--for two reasons: It is a sign of weakness. Part of staying in control is to stay in power; NEVER show weakness. Second, she will ALWAYS pick the most expensive place to eat and/or the most expensive place to go.

#21. If while eating dinner with a chick she gets a call on her cell phone and answers it - LEAVE. 9 times out of 10 this is the guy that she is going to bang after you get done paying for her dinner. Again, this is very rude and disrespectful. She should have her cell phone off.

#22. If after you sit down and get ready to order and notice that she goes right to the most expensive item on them menu, excuse yourself to "go to the restroom," politely get up and leave the restaurant. This is innexcusable behavior on her part.

#23. Keep a bottle of Tabasco sauce in your bathroom or with you. Pour it in the condom after you're done using it, in case she tries to dig it out of the trash and impregnate herself with it. It may feel silly, until you realize the cost of raising a kid over 18 years.

#24. No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get off, get out!

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I feel this way towards men so fuck them all.

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(a small grin creeps across monkey's face, bites tongue)

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I dont NEED anyone. Enjoy your jokes elsewhere.

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Are my balls showing or something. i don't understand what you are complaining about and what you want me to stop doing. I know you don't do drugs but well i don't.

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leykis is right in some respects... wrong on others...

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what a shitty, paranoid way to go through life. he's probably right about some things, but the guy must have had a great relationship with mommy that he's so cripplingly suspicious of and hostile to women yet still wants to put his penis inside of them.

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This sums me up to a tee.

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I like the list I have done many of them especially #21 & women can't figure out Y they need to all of a sudden call a cab....LMFAO

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#1. If women think you're a jerk, that's good, because nice guys don't get laid.
#5. Dump a woman if you haven't had sex with her by the third date, otherwise she's using you for entertainment until someone better comes along.
#21. If while eating dinner with a chick she gets a call on her cell phone and answers it - LEAVE. 9 times out of 10 this is the guy that she is going to bang after you get done paying for her dinner. Again, this is very rude and disrespectful. She should have her cell phone off.

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#13. Don't EVER date co-workers! Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

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This is the God's truth, nice guys finish last, and then women bitch about there not being any nice guys.

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most of the players by the way are now playing in the NHL

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Not right now they're not.

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but alas, none of them could get a girl to look at them. Girls wouldn't give them the time of day.

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most of the players by the way are now playing in the NHL

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Not right now they're not.

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They were trying for the wrong girls; stop chasing trash.

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How can you ask that? You know the only reason any of the guys are on this board is because they like trashy women.

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THE RULES:

#1. If women think you're a jerk, that's good, because nice guys don't get laid.

#2. Always do what YOU want to do. YOU make the money, you decide where you're going and what you're doing.

#5. Dump a woman if you haven't had sex with her by the third date, otherwise she's using you for entertainment until someone better comes along.

#8. Eat a hearty meal before you go out on a date with her. That way, when you take her out to dinner, you just eat a green salad and save money. No woman wants to eat more than you.

#13. Don't EVER date co-workers!

#15. Try not to bring a woman back to your place. Go to hers, if possible. Avoid letting a woman know where you live for as long as possible.

#20. Always know where you're going for the date. Never ask her

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#1 not true..the nice guy doesn't talk about it..I give it to them quicker..jerks will work harder for it

#2 true except it should be what you both want to do..but often time if we know you don't want to do it and you do it anyway..later she will spend hours in bed thanking you for it.

#5 true,,she already figured out your dick wasn't worth getting all wet over.

#8 a mean trick as a woman doesn't want to eat more than a man..but a man eating only a salad..isn't my type of man..I want a meat lover...I HAVN'T MET ONE WOMAN THAT WAS IMPRESSED BY A SALAD EATING MAN..just a little unmanly

#13 so true and I should add that one should not date a person who lives in your building

#15 and then leave...we got shit to do in the morning too

#20 a man with a plan is never a bad thing. unless the plan is bad..but he is still better than a man without a plan



this is obviously a guy who hasn't figured it out the women want to get laid as much as men